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>>165763
"E...EEEEHH?!"
She did not expect you to open up your heart to her, your tears and shaky voice as well as your appearance have struck something inside her. She looks away, almost forcing herself to ignore you, but her eyes dart back at you, she seems conflicted.
You have heard the rumors, that Iruyeh is a heartless witch who takes great pleasure in breaking rule 8... how come she looks so worried for another?

you hear her whisper "tsk... damn it" before she takes you by the hand and starts walking towards her objective
"I'll look after you but only for a bit!... And don't tell anyone."
It's a strange feeling, seeing a well known evil witch do a good deed and want it to stay unknown to the others, you walk a bit and then she asks
"What is it that you wanted to give me anyway?"
>>165764
(i am so glad this is a fail throw after the good stuff i wrote above lol)
your PENIS is well known in Heyuri for being the fastest pisser of all, your yellow stream is fast enough to pierce through Iruyeh's godly reflexes... if it wasn't just a medium-sized PENIS!
At that distance those few centimeters are enough to allow Iruyeh to dodge it, if only your PENIS was bigger or you were a few centimeters closer, you would've hit your mark
"Phew, that was close"
and with one smooth movement she kicks you in the groin with enough strength to break a femur and you feel two round objects moving upwards in your throat
your actions are now somewhat limited (please anon think of your health)(´~`)
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