>>164869
This game sucks my fucking ass and nuts combined! Nothing in this game makes any sense! I mean, think about it! You play Mario, you get to the end of the level by running to the right and collecting powerups. You play Zelda, you find all the items you need to beat the dungeon. But this shit is more complicated than playing Metroid on a treadmill while having your dick sucked by a cat with rabies and balancing three bowls of instant ramen on your head! What a shitload of fuck! I'd have more fun just going to sleep and dreaming on my own! Fucking piece of shit game!