>spilled out onto my private area, which it then absorbed
The birth of a new STD surely more potent than AIDS! Now just make love with as many creatures as you can to make sure it spreads! Also I'm impressed by the resilience of that Osaka fig, I'd expect some of the paint to have melted off by now.
>I can't promise you 2026 will be full of updates
Even a small update with no notable changes lets us know you're still alive and keeps us inspired to not give up on our own projects and ambitions. Even if you accidentally the whole jar you can always make a fresh one when opportunity strikes and your imouto forgets to flush the toilet or leaves a big juicy tampon in the trash or something.