Howdy ho. You see the title, you know the score.
I'm ashamed to admit I wasted some of the specimen a few nights ago. I was feeling really lonely and needed comfort, and then I went into my hiding place, and I saw the cup and.. things happened. I tried to let most of it drip back in, but at least a quarter of an ounce spilled out onto my private area, which it then absorbed.
I don't want to share too many personal details, but this December seems promising. A certain someone might start spending more time at her own house for once, so the chances of me adding other fluids to the brew are way better. I can't promise you 2026 will be full of updates like 2025 was, but I won't let this monthly tradition die with a whimper. Stay tuned, and have a good Christmas.