Any of you guys know the source of this .gif? I tried multiple reverse image searches, but it brought up nothing.

hi other lolis lurking i love you

Who is kaguya meeting this time? 0_O

What can beat...

ROBO ROACH?

Your fortune: You have cancer

Yahooo!

Your fortune: Very bad luck

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY EMOTION ENGINE!

All the ladies want a piece of this daze~

aye look its some melonpan

well bill gates has never broken 80 in golf but steve ballmer did

I will try the tips for fapping from that iconic image
I will be taking l-agrinine first, to check if it really feels better

I also chose to try it as I found it with B vitamins as I probably am heavily defficient, and magnesium. 1200mg daily. It says that some vitamins in the pills contain 250-500% of daily consumption in healthy humans but the packaging says that 2 daily is recommended LOL. 1200mg is quite a bit for one pill either way.

I hope my clarity of thought will go up. L-arginine is for expanding veins or something, I hope I will have more strength and get tired less easily. It is also said somewhere that l-agrinine would have an effect on libido. I take it also partly because I am even too lazy to fap at all, I wonder if it changes anything.

Once I learn the effects of l-arginine I will report the results, then I will take the soy lecitin and report on results.

Has anyone done it? How long did you take them for at the time of fapping you want to report? What amounts?

Has anyone worked with epoxy resin before? I bought some for casting, but I don't know how to make a mold for it.

I have some plaster I can use, but I'm worried about whether it might leave some markings on the surface.

bring it on mothafucka!

so heres long cat

i usually aim for medium rare when cooking them but it usually ends up way too raw in the middle or well-done/dry （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

If a phone with a slideout keyboard released today, do you think you'd buy it? For how much?

How are you, Heyuri? I'm losing my mint.

I made a slime so retarded it did 0 damage

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh uuuuuuuunnnnnnn nhhhhhh!~

I want to marry Rabi~en~Rose! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

KILL... ME....

So, Touhou 20 came out and its plot is about... dangers of generative AI I wish I was joking. I was already annoyed when ZUN kept putting commentary about cryptocurrencies, NFTs, Social Media and other current day shit into Touhou, but this is just another level of awful. Why can't he let his wholesome escapist isolationist Kamikakushi fantasy world be just that?

Anyway, what's your take on this?

https://www.minimaltyper.com/

lets see who can get teh highest ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

the best i could manage on this one is 105 wpm

You receive one Gappa!

stupid bitch spilled teh milk

Dango dango dango dango dango dango

horse pussy horse pussy horse pussy horse pussy i need horse pussy need more horse pussy need to cum inside horse pussy (・∀・)

(´ー` ) where can i see a lot of random images in a consolidated format?
My need for novelty demands a website with a lot of random, unsorted images, that i can idly poke through.
I know theres imgur, there was an imgur randomizer which displayed random imgur images into an infinite scrolling grid, but it is since defunct, and imgur rather boring and full of things recycled from social media.

i always wondered why whenever the discussion of gaijins come up they always talk about yakubians instead yellow/brown gaijins who make up the majority of the foreign population

Wrestling used to be good... but then we all got older!

We will never see Sting, the World Champion, drop out of a helicopter onto a wrestling ring again!

How does that make you feel, /b/?

For those who don't visit there often. I'll share some drawings i've saved

Today (if I manage to finish everything today) I will be gifting a PC to my dad. It is a still decent computer (6x3.0ghz cpu, 16gb 2666mhz ram, 1660 super or something type of computer and monitor is a 1080/144) because I don't use it and I do not need it at the moment. It is insufficient for an AI station or private remote computing server, so it is wasteful not using it. He has quite a bit of files so I will include a 1tb drive too.

I will clone my daily arch with all imaginable programs and settings already in place for his system. He uses no special windows programs so it will suffice. I hope he doesn't break it because I will not fork my instance just for him and I will not edit my main instance each time for him. Or will I? I include stuff like mouse, keyboard, monitor and headset and all cables with the PC. I will also make him learn how to make his phone into a wifi hotspot or usb source, and connect it to the internet this way as he has no other internet sources.

After I make sure the system is good to go we will carry it to his place, then I assemble it and test it and teach him the basics. I know he will not touch the terminal. I will leave him notes on basic stuff anyway. KDE arch should be similar enough to windows. I am thinking on partitioning the 1tb drive in a way to leave like 300gbs for a dual boot windows that I could eventually add but windows being this dumb and pointless recently makes me hesitate. I also am not sure whether to keep the filesystem fully encrypted or decrypted for him. I guess I will keep it behind a password.

After I am done I will pull out my laptop, connect dac-amp and headset and I will make him listen and enjoy touhou arenji flacs. I guess I will bring beer too. I personally like vodka with cola better but he likes beer a lot. He had some songs he liked when he was young, so I will look for flacs of them too. There are some touhou arenji whose lyrics impress me so I got to translate a few for him too. I wish I could get touhou to run properly on my machine but lutris rapes me because proton seems to refuse touhou and crashes, and wine summons it underclocked and unstable. I will investigate later. I will just bring my throwaway windows for playing touhou.

Akatsuki Records have good quality instruments so I will select some and nobody shouts like Stack, I like Sally so I will stick a few in too, Yuuhei have a few good songs and instruments are really good, East New Sound has songs that would challenge a headset but mine goes strong. Silver Forest, Zytokine, Yonder Voice, Halozy and Tsubaki with an enchanting voice (I wonder if Tsubaki is not too much for a first listen), and a few Riverside songs! Yes! And Frozen Starfall, these germs have a talent and I will definitely get Lunartanz and Zauberschein and Ewige Nacht.

I will now go and begin the act! I can post pictures summarising steps, objectives and results.

I wonder how it turns out.

Afterwards I hope I will finally make my pi run arch. I am too lazy for too long.

mug is teh ultimate weapon

Cat-kun vs Loli-chan
Who will win this epic battle?

That's... that's a lot of neko

FLAMING TANK

Does heyrui know a window manager theme for xfce like the old adwaita in the photo?

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Rember to turn off ur internets for teh climate or something !

why is she wearing boxers underneath the skirt
her hussy needs better ventilation

in a world where otakus are looked down upon, have you ever been with a female one?
someone that adores moe, lolis and japan?
i want to hear the experiences of heyurizens that have experienced such a thing

Tsukasa enters the ring!

mmmmgpppphfff mmmmfhhhh hey guys look ay this grilled cheese i made mmmffff its soooogood

Once in ancient times a long bearded, white-hairded sage covered in wrinkles descended from his pure home country of Moon to the Earth. The sage disguised himself as a hungry beggar and began asking earthlings for food to test purity of their hearts.

Firstly the disguised sage turned to a monkey and asked it to be spared from starvation and death, to be fed food per custom. Monkey swiftly climbed tree and gathered fruit for him and presented them before him. He accepted and ate.

Secondly the disguised sage turned to a fox, the fox brought him a freshly catched fish from a stream. He accepted and ate.

Thirdly the disguised sage turned to a rabbit, the rabbit only could bring him grass for his meal, the rabbit laid the grass at his feet uncertain.

Rabbit ashamed of itself; looking at the useless grass thought deeply and decided... He got the beggar to build a bonfire promising to prepare food for him. Once flames were tall - the rabbit proclaimed "Men don't eat grass. Men eat meat". The rabbit let go of the grass from its mouth, and threw itself into the flames.

Beggar pulled the rabbit from fire. For its pure action of selflessness the beggar revealed his true nature as an immortal; a sage. He took the rabbit by its ears and rapidly dashed with him back to the realm of Moon where land is pure to match the virtuous rabbit.

The rabbit lives on, on the surface of the Moon, centuries and millennias later. Processing mochi full of medicine, of lunar herbs of immortality.

I like this story a lot.

why do normalfags care so much about this case? Nothing's going to happen.

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Hello dear Heyurizens
I feel like working on a OC project for Heyuri and given that I've coded a basic VN framework, I feel like making one
The fun part is... I will be basing the scenario on the ideas on this thread
You can provide BGs/CGs/Character designs/music as well

i finded a pic prolly wat she look liek an put it up in hear

I am in line for Comiket

While out on a nightwalk, I checked out one of those free little libraries. There were some CDs in it. I saw a Kenny G album and was like "fuck yeah some sex music" and took it. But now I open it up to find that it's a mystery disc!

I don't know what's on it yet. We're gonna find out together /b/! It could be nothing, it could be neat. I dunno!

Why is everything marked for deletion...?

When I move out of my parents house, I am considering buying 500 burgasse takeout boxes, so that I can use these to eat from rather than porcelain plates. This way I do not have to do the washing up since I can just throw them away. 500 boxes costs £77.85 on ebay, if I use 1 a day, with an upper estimate of 35 a month, this will cost me just £5.45 a month (like 7.5 us dollars or 6.5 euros).

All considered, 5.45 a month seems liek a good deal for not having to do washing up. I would then order another 500 14 months later.

If you are finna say it is bad for da environment, I will inform you that burgasse is amde from crushed sugar cane pulp, most sugar cane pulp is thrown away anyway since the need for sugar is higher than the pulp so this is environmentally neutral.

Thoughts?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

im bord, show me the cool book that has it all
or tululoo.com

Can you rework programming projection, sprite rolling, cam rotation with triggers and event and simpler math? Like only x+- and nothing else fancy.It's the confusing work around I suppose, but maybe more... Picturesque?

Also I use tululoo, or sgdk it's the same

Hi Heyuri, today while I was on my way to work a lady looked at me and I smiled without thinking. I don't know why I did that, this was the first time I smiled at someone like this. My heart is beating really fast!

Have you ever been through something like this? Does this mean we're getting married?

>The Nanjing Sister Hong incident is a scandal that emerged in July 2025 involving a 38-year-old man from Nanjing, China, who allegedly posed as a woman, "Sister Hong," and has engaged in sexual acts with hundreds of men. The encounters were reportedly recorded, and the videos subsequently circulated online.
>The incident came to broader public attention when these explicit videos began to be shared and sold on various online platforms. The scale of the videos and the number of men involved quickly made "Sister Hong" a viral topic on Chinese social media. While initial online rumors claimed that over 1,600 men had been involved, police dismissed that number as an exaggeration. He operated by offering "free sexual services" to lure men, forgoing cash payments in lieu of gifts such as peanut oil, fruit, milk, or a small appliance. The victims included college students, young professionals, gym attendants, and foreign nationals. To profit from the video footage, he created an online group where he shared the clips, charging a 150 yuan ($20) membership fee.
>Some individuals reportedly returned on multiple occasions to engage in sexual activity with Sister Hong. Media reports described certain visitors as well-dressed and physically attractive, using terms such as "little fresh meat" (a colloquial phrase for youthful, good-looking men) and "high-quality straight men."

https://cybernews.com/cybercrime/sister-hong-scandal-telegram-tiktok/

well the good news is that from now on nanjing will be remembered with this incident instead of the rape of nanjing that happened in 1930s

Guys, I don't know what to do. I bought a compooper at a yard sale from some dirty old man. It's one of the newer ones, yknow, won of the newer ones. Of the whinedoughs 11 variety.
I bought it because my mainline is really old and I can't successfully use python scripts on it. Well I cant use them on this clunker either!
I guess python's shitty on windoes all around. I'm not a linux, please help me tech wizards. All I want to do is scrape this part of this manga site https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/incest and make a torrent of it. I tried using hakuneko but it only downloads stuff from mangadicks.
we've established some things! namely, python doesn't work! it dudnt work! it doodnt work!
some kind drother made a script, and said he'd even make a torrent of all the scan scans! ooh~! how kind kind!
but he DIDN'T! wwAAA! I guess it's because the thread died
So I made a new one! hope everyone doesnt mind. I'll just wait for github-anon to post the torrent magnet

23 thousand karaoke videos

about 12 daily

take a listen
https://www.youtube.com/@%E6%B4%BE%E9%81%A3%E7%A4%BE%E4%BC%9A%E4%BB%8B%E8%AD%B7%E5%A3%AB%E5%B1%B1%E5%8F%A3%E7%9E%B3/videos

KAPOW!!!

how do i find more pictures of girls (preferably lolis) doing this with their pantsu? is there a tag on the boorus for this specific thing?

i luv math, i think pie taste awezum!!

Testing thread creation

Also, behold the onacube!

Posting a new thread!

Can i open request here.
you can name ten things at once

MEIDO FAITO!

I miss nashikouen so much. I am lost without

Uh... Marge?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

silently waves...

whose house I raided

STOP wearing tight underwear. You need to stretch your sack boi

I suddenly remembered a thread from quite a long ago when a bunch of russians were discussing stuff.

They were talking about some supersonic warming device for balls to reach 35 celcius or something and whether the dude should get it and how it works and everything.

It was brilliant because he said that near his block there was a pack of 13-15 year olds who would do anything for alcohol and he thought of changing his usual deal to to fuck them for vodka a bit, now without protection.

Guy wanted that device to kill sperm cells as they die when temperature is too high and directed blasting with waves does not help them survive. You have a ballsack hanging out so far away from your body for a reason - sperm wouldn't be able to survive in your regular body temperature. I think ballsack is supposed to stay much cooler and if you raise the temperature by some 2 or 3 celcius then sperm melts to death. So he thought if he killed the sperm then he would be able to fuck them without protection and finish inside and asked other dudes if they used it and could confirm it works.

I wonder if he really bought it.

here, have a flower ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Our next "live stream" will look like this. Kaguya just OK it.

paintu-san~
she cute
repost/bump

peaches are so delicious! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

99% of the shit I have saved is kawaii as fuck.
Like sure, that's fine, but I'm a 30-something year old man and I still like cool things, I shouldn't only have cute shit saved. ( ´ω`)
So, post blatantly cool things!

also, I don't have many to start, which is why I'm asking lol

A promotional event for pokemon at japanese mcondalds caused a scalping rush which left poor innocent lolis without ANY pokemon cards for themselves! and a lot of food waste, as scalpers were buying food just for the pokemon card and leaving the food behind!

This caused a spiritual eathquake which opened the seal on the gates of Mcdonald land, releasing Ronald into the mortal realm once again, as evident by his return to western advertising ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2z2lT0LMEY )

lol that Kae so silly.

The first half of Be Here now, as it is, it's actually better than Definitely Maybe. Unfortunately, it starts to drag when it reaches "Fade In-out".
It almost feels like they released an extended version and forgot about the regular one. This could've been a 10/10 if they took 4-6 songs out or let only a couple of tracks over 5 minutes.
I mean, All Around the World is 9 minutes, is followed by a 7 minute song and then the album ends with a reprisal. It's absurd

I'm glad kuz is doing well
Much love to this awesome site <3

on tjis tread letf spek pengkish

You're telling me it's NOT normal to drink soda instead of water???

https://yuisuki.net/goatse/

goatse inside ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

fishiiiii~fish. if u eat fish, it swim in your stomach. dead tho. it still swims.

i'm a large breast fan

what fortune does the mighty heyuri-tan have in store for me?

Your fortune: Very bad luck

Do you watch mukbang videos on youtube /b/?

look at this fat-ass neko (´∇`)σ

Hello everyone!

I am currently live with kaguya in Istanbul!

Ask us anything! he is sitting next to me

Does anyone know where to upload scans of sfw doujinshi? All the sites I know either only do nsfw, or are focused on certain topics (like dynasty for yuri). Maybe I'm being stupid and I could just upload them to Gelbooru or something... Pic is related btw, I have a few os-tan ones

I'm getting shamed by chatgpt-sama now...... Is there a freer one i can use? Or a trick I can try?

Hi Heyuri!
Expect a special live event on this board tomorrow (2025/08/11) around 17 UTC

driving around san diego at night is an amazing experience. maybe my favorite city in the world.

SPIDER CRAB-KUN IS IN UR HOUSE

Let me in~ (・∀・)

Has anyone been through an autism steamroller before? How was it?

I... i.. i'm am retarded!

Does someone want to play Battlefield 1942? It works on a potato and is more fun than modern battlefields(u can control ships, submarines, planes, artillery etc).
There are still a few servers that average 20-30 players most of the time.

Guide to install it
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2721068159

Hey fellas. There's this neat site called wplace.live where you can put pixel art anywhere in the world! Though a bunch of deltarune fans have taken over the place, I would like to put heyuri-tan right here:
https://wplace.live/?lat=39.93218268516485&;lng=32.89508755927733&zoom=15.868305979826783
If the website isn't loading for you, try deleting your cookies. Let's try it out.

Otaku Culture died 10 years ago

the 1990s was the golden age of planespotting. from ancient dc-8, 707s, and 727s to modern a330s, 777s, and md-11s and everything inbetween. you could see concordes, l-1011s, 747-100/200 and 747-400s, 737s, 757s, 767s, a300s, a310s, a320s, a340s, BAEs, fokkers, NAMCs and more. go watch any video of planespotting back then and compare it to planespotting today. here is LAX in 1997 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po2a4TgBmAQ and lax in. now it feels like every plane is just some 737/a320/e175 spin off with no variety. plane makers dont experiment with design anymore and airlines dont have unique or varied fleets.

Hello heyyri!!!

I assume there was someone near Wrocław in Poland, who proposed a meetup but I declined due to fear of being chopped up with an axe!

I invite you to a party. This is my spontainous but genuine invitation. It will be random and fun. The party will involve alcohol. There is 4 of us who would participate. Most of us would wear a dress (I think xD) and I provide alcohol and a projector. I bet someone brings a speaker. I myself will wear yuru yuri uniform, and I would bring a spare Chen cosplay if one of us forgot a dress. One of my friends most likely will bring a Miku dress but I doubt he would share it if you forgot yours!!! I will make sure you get in, no exceptions. Any language besides polish is fine as long as english is your secondary. Anyone speaks english better than me xD. Dress is not required. I can share my Chen cosplay with you!

I proclaim an oath; for the party to be free of charge to you, you can consume all alcohol in sight, and I would escort you out of it at any time you decided to leave it (if you found it uncomfortable) and pay your Wrocław-city tram/bus ticket to go back home. (So no uber, but in-city public transport).

The party will take place this friday. We can begin drinking during midday if you wish to start early, but it would be truly kicked out in the evening!!! If you wish to participate I will post details for you. Anyone else who wishes to participate in a heyuri party this friday in Wrocław - I can send you details!

My only requirement is for you to present me an ID document of any sort that would confirm you are over 18 (we can discuss under 18 but I don't promise anything >_<). I don't want to go to jail over feeding anyone underage some jagermeister.

The only rules is to not murder anyone, not leave permanent damage to anyone, and do not rape.=
Honour rules include no puking and no throwing our glasses against walls.

Guys, I don't know what to do. I bought a compooper at a yard sale from some dirty old man. It's one of the newer ones, yknow, won of the newer ones. Of the whinedoughs 11 variety.
I bought it because my mainline is really old and I can't successfully use python scripts on it. Well I cant use them on this clunker either!
I guess python's shitty on windoes all around. I'm not a linux, please help me tech wizards. All I want to do is scrape this part of this manga site https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/incest and make a torrent of it. I tried using hakuneko but it only downloads stuff from mangadicks.

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Pokemon: Sapphire Edition

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i want to find more pedocore music! music made by pedos with songs about being pedos!

https://youtu.be/Nja4nGthJKg?si=9Q5ch-_XfOTWT5lM

Hey /b/. I need some advice.
What do you do if you're juggling depression/ADHD, but don't have access to meds and won't until an evaluation for either is performed, but you hate everything about your life and want at least one thing that makes you happy in the long run?
I like piano, but I'm awful at it and need someone to direct me, because everything besides eating, breathing and shitting is too complicated for me. I had a teacher, but I was too slow (stuck on the first few pages of the children's level piano book for 6 months) so I ended up quitting because I didn't have much money then... well I still don't.
I know the obvious solution is to just quit, but I know if I do I'll just end up killing myself, and that'd be one less poster on heyuridotnet...
I guess what I want is someone to pump me up, or teach me the correct way to move forward with piano. I'm still at the same level I was when I quit back then, and that was the beginning of this year.

J00R Fortune: Dark times are to come

President foreheadヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Nigga respect mine
Or anger tha Tec-9

Do you ever wonder why people end up masturbating to this scene?

Even if you don't consider PSP to be the best handheld console of all time you gotta admit it had the best library of all handhelds

You got everything for everyone – Fifas, PESes, and other sports games, Tekken 5 and 6, Ratcher and Clank games, God of War, Persona 3 with a girl protag and where you can actually control the characters, motherfucking GTA (it was mindblowing to have a 3D GTA game on a handheld back in 2009 when I played it), lots and lots of JRPGs and VNs, and much more

Anyone knows what happened to lolico?

its such a shame trijets are gone. they are one of my favorite planes visually

HEHE

It's Caturday!

I'm a little bit sleepy

whats heyuris favorite consoel? (・∀・)

how to projection andsprite scrolling without using matrix, trigonometry, nor the knowledge of angles. even multiplication. basically relying on events and translating the code the simplest of math possible on 2d cartesian of thengine like sgdk1,2 or tululoo or even scroller shooter creator

KYAAAAAAA!!! My thread is on fire!!!!!!

Do you crossdress /b/?

Why do demon girls only poop once a week?

what do you think about counseling /b/?

I remember her being a wannabe racist gaki now she's doing onlyfans and made a million dollar in 3 hours guess sex always sells

"Which is more dangerous, fantasies - or a society that tries to forbid them?"

Some of you may remember a thread I created months ago asking for help finding a rare or possibly lost documentary called Passion Despair. The film follows Daniel, a Swiss man living in Moldova where he works as a photographer shooting CandyDoll style content who eventually marries Romina, one of his models. The film explores the morality of his work and society's views of it.

Well, I finally got it, and I've uploaded it to archive.org!

https://archive.org/details/passion-despair-main-feature

Hope you enjoy, let me know what you think.

I feel so alone.

Your fortune: You have aids

MECHA ARE SO FUKKEN COOL

Mesugaki lolis...

what is this sign advertising?

These cute girls will give me free beer. Only if i go in their van. Want to join with me?

I remember when this guy was all over the internet

are shooting lazer from nipples consider attractive?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Pippi is 80 years old this year

trust not his lies, i tell you!

im high wew

Breen-sama

HORSE!

It's PENIS inspection day, so take out your measurement tools and let's see who has the biggest PENIS.
[PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF NOT REQUIRED.... UNLESS...]

>I don't have access to measurement tools
Use ur phone! Look up the model, the size specifications, then place it at the base of your PENIS and see how it measures up!

Okay, I've just measured mine, 17.8cm!

cum my minions, it rise's ever faster

Is it weird to cup your pee in your hands before emptying it into the toilet?

Hot butt secks ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

doing my dailies

How do you think your family would feel if they found out you were a lolicon? Would some members of your family react stronger than others?

A few years ago I moved far far away from my parent's house, I had a beloved pet cat there. I remember kissing him on the forehead goodbye, wondering if I'd ever see him again. As it would turn out, I wouldn't. I miss my cat

Welcome to Asperger King. What extremely, comically specific order do you want?

Aw shit you just cummed inside ur hand...

will you take responsibility?

Guilty pleasures. Guess you can't fully give up your roots ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

This game is fucking evil. 10x harder than Celeste, if you ask me

w*rld2ch.net/uploader/warota.php" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">http://w*rld2ch.net/uploader/warota.php

Does this look like code theft to anyone else?

I am a wizard, ask of me a question and, by the wisdom of the ancients, I shall divine an answer using my magic cards. Or post ye a picture of your palm, and I shall tell your future thereby. ( ´ω`)

The UK has passed a law requiring age verification for porn sites. It's expected for similar measures to be applied in the UE and the United States.

To me, this is the clear start of a slippery slope of internet regulation, surveilance and censorhip. I think it's time to show clear resistance to at least make sure safe havens always exist

heyurians something is wrong with my horse
why is it so racist and evil ( ´ω`)

we'll be playing today in about 8 hours from now at 15:00 UTC. It'll be held at the gikopoi instance on https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

if ur opponent doesn't show up (which isn't unlikely) then you win that round by default.

if you forgot about it, well so did i until a few hours ago!

lets do one but just for Heyuri.

if u want to play, reply to this thread with a name + tripcode so i can put together the brackets

it'll be held at https://townhall.heyuri.lol/ on the 2nd of august at 15:00 UTC (date/time can be changed if its inconvenient for users)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

saturday means faturday~

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Wrestling is and has always been a REAL sport, just like boxing or football. Change my mind, if you dare!

Hello, my friends. It's the 1st of the new month, which means it's time to check on my Imouto's barf.
The color of the puke is a lot darker now, and the smell is much more pungent. It's kind of a foresty, wooden smell. I think Osaka may have melted in the brew a bit, because I'm seeing little bits of color in the vomit that weren't there before. That could explain the smell change too. さあ～
Aside from that, the tummy juice has been preserved well. I had a wank with it before I put it back in its clandestine hidey spot, but I haven't touched it in a while before today.
Sometimes I think about all the imouto's who flush their pukes down the toilet, or toss it away for the garbage men to collect. All that vomit turns into some animal's lunch, becomes sewer sludge, or it plain old gets incinerated. Life can be so cruel. I'm glad this bit of barf was not wasted.
Have a fine day, /b/.

I've been thinking about hachikuji's PENIS ever since he posted it, or was that anonwaha? I bet they're both nice, and maybe I'll get to them one day.
I swear I had the image saved but I can't find it.

Your fortune: You have cancer

im trying to make a wii remote for my wii haruhi suzumiya figure

its been hard and it’s difficult to shape the small details intk the clay

do you guys have any tips on how to make the detail more pronounced? and or easier to sculpt

i will never forgive southwest for strongarming boeing into continuing the 737 family instead of the 757 family or just building a new narrowbody plane all together all becuase they couldnt be assed to stop using a plane from the 60s, basically causing the whole max scandal to happen.

Check out my new girlfriend. (I'm the penguin)

Lets try this guide to the ultimate fap

Breaking news! An armed gunman has breached datacenter security at Kaguya's private server farm in Texas, apparently he is holding the servers hostage in exchange for something. His motives are unclear.

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nigras stole my ice ヽ(`Д´)ノ

OMFG ITS ϣⲓⲍⲁⲅᵭ

my favorite tron bonne character is tron bonne!

Hey. So I had a shroom trip yesterday, and I feel as though I've been guided to try to write some mistakes I feel I've made on some online communities. My name is an unfamiliar name to most, because I wasn't a figure really do to my relative muteness, and I guess I'll start the apology with tying into that. I was a Heyuri mod, and Kolyma volunteer, but I really didn't participate to the degree I should have in various aspects of the community. I did not interact as I should have with the old Heyuri dicksword community as well as the IRC. I probably came across as standoffish to other Heyuri and staff and users. I truly did and still do love the community, I was just at the time an admittedly stunted sixteen year old extremely socially awkward young man. I should have spoken more in the community, and formed stonger bonds with other Kolyma members and Heyuri staff, Kaguya, Skyzzers, and Kuz though I don't know if he comes here anymore, I wanted to but just, could not think of what to say I was so damn awkward. Anonymous imageboards really were the only way I felt comfortable to fully express myself. Despite how I came across, I did think all of you were interesting and pleasant people to be around, I just was unable to reciprocate that pleasantness and I apologize. The main thing I apologize for abandoning both the community and what is now up.heyuri.net which I was supposed to maintain without a word. Simply put I was both overwhelmed in other life things and, this next part will sound ridiculous but, with all the drama, caused by various bad actors, the homepage incident with the hacking, I sort of got a bit of anxiety I somehow would get wrapped up which, was just illogical, unfounded paranoia, and I should have said so if I felt that way before stepping away. Still, I always have loved Heyuri, always will, may it prosper. Again, my apologies and may Heyuri live long...

- Nakura

ps. sorry for leaving the user fileboard creation script the trashiest piece of garbage ever it was almost all just executing bash via php, im glad its actually respectably implemented now

ps. i know i know is the most random, out of place post, five years later but, i will follow the wisdom of the ancient shrooms

ps. kuz if you see this still sorry for running sudo apt-get purge libc6 that one time, i do a lot of server stuff now and chuckle about the idiocy of that to this day

did someone get teh shot?...

i want to play this game but the internet said that it has a bug that can wipe your ps3's hdd so i'm too scared to

Artist: unagi189

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Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

Quickest and easiest way to kidnap a game warden and feed him to gators?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je8mOkgMoWk

is this game fun?

XKCD... Moar liek XgaysexD, em eye right?