>no cock, no balls, no gay
Does that mean one cock, or two balls makes it half-gay? Do each ball get a separate gay percentage? One ball = 25% gay? And a cock = 50% gay?
Following this logic, is fucking a eunuch not gay? Is it less gay to rape the eunuch instead of having consensual intercourse? The Romans held the belief that gay sex was acceptable so long as you were the giver, not the receiver. Were the Romans right? Is it only gay to be the bottom?

WE NEED ANSWERS, DAMN IT.