my dead skin

I am filled with unbelievable pain over my lack of a loving loli companion. I want to feel her rising and falling chest, smell her sweet moist breath, feel with my hands her delicate budding breasts, listen to her tiny noises, kiss every inch of her beautiful body

I am in agony over my lack of loli companionship. My heart cannot take this deprivation anymore.

Please, tell me, how do I feel better?

Tomorrow I will have my first date in 2 years
I wonder what I would have to do for her to let me fuck the same night
(´人｀)

What is/was your favourite porn game, such as on newgrounds?

When I was a young kid like 10, I was playing games on some site that my cousin recommended, and my mother caught me just as there were giant boobs on the screen... (I got banned from teh laptop)

Later in life I started playing "meet n' fuck: x' series, like meet n fuck detective. It taught me that to get laid you have to remember facts about a woman's life as she monolouges to you, and then successfully answer her quiz at the end of the date to test if you were listening.

As an Ojisan I no longer play any, but feel nostalgic for them. Please share what your fav games are/were

i messed up the paneling, you should read each vertical slice delimited by the red bars, left to right

with that out of the way

ugh... heyuri-tan and iruyeh-tan are even worse than brat-tan and the dolls! (;´Д`)

At what point do you draw the line and say "I wouldn't fuck"

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POOP LOL.

i read some guides on wikihow and decided to try and make my office crush like me. I waited around her desk until she came by and offered to buy her a snack from the vending machine
she was like "oh sure ahaha" and so i went to it and got her a peanut butter cracker, i handed it to her and she said thanks. i was burning with embarrassment and after that i just left

What the fuck. I'm so stupid and awkward. I can't even face her again after this pathetic attempt

What do I do? Can anyone give me actionable advice?

are there any Slavs here
SLAVYANE PRAVYAT MIROM

today i'm officially a 40 year old ojisan

has anyone ever called you a faggot in public before?

let us play twinkle star sprites together
its on sale for a dollar

Someone here mentioned this manga a few months ago. I recently read it and wanted to thank that user for his recommendation

I really enjoyed it

Introducing - Kaotype
now people with an english keyboard can use kaomojis in their day to day chats, without having to press buttons

Simply set up an autotransform word (I have mine configured to be a semicolon, a mispelling of the emotion, and a space) and it will automatically replace it with a kao! Totally configurable.

An original heyuri software ( ´ω`)

If you are interested in using this program, please reply and let me know. If people want it, I will upload the source code and binary.

>July 29, 2009: On his morning breakfast radio show, Australian DJ Kyle Sandilands provoked outrage when his "Lie Detector" segment featured a 14-year-old girl who, when quizzed on her sexual history by her mother, broke down, revealing she had been raped at the age of 12. Kyle then said her mother meant any intercourse other than rape. The show was suspended for one week. Sandilands provoked further outrage three days after his suspension expired when he made a slur about Jenny Craig ambassador Magda Szubanski, saying she could have lost more weight in a concentration camp. Sandilands was suspended for ten days without pay, and after a review on September 18, had his suspension extended by three weeks. Sandilands returned to air on October 8, apologized for the incident, and was blessed by a priest at the start of the show.
wtf this guy is awesome (´人｀)

TOUCH MY JOYSTICK, BITCH.

When I go to watch anime downloaded on my computer I often forget which episode I am up to.

Does anyone else have this problem, could a video manager of some sort which tracks whether you've seen an episode or not be the answer?

woah calm down edgelord

WHERE CAN I FIND OLDER SCREENCAPS OF 4FUCK!? ARGH! *flips over table* (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ COCK!

fuck you hormuz

i want it to be christmas already (´￢`)

Sometimes at a social gathering or a drinking party, theres a girl who seems kind of out of place, sitting on the sidelness and not really ap art of the group. She might quietly say something like. 'i can see spirits.' She might say something like, 'Look, there's an old man with white hair standing in that corner'. Well, that's the kind of thing she says. The mentality of young people hinting at suicide feels somewhat similar to that, in my opinion. At social gatherings, this girl lacks what you might call 'weapons'. For example, beauty, conversational skills, charm--those qualities that would be effective in a gathering like that. She doesn't have them. So, as an easy way to assert her presence, she says, 'I can see things'. She's saying, 'I have this special ability'. Saying 'I can see' becomes her weapon, compensating for her lack of beauty, conversational skills, or charm. Whether it's true or not, only she knows--but if it's real, then it's no small thing. So, the peole around her make a big fuss and focus their attention on her... Saying 'I want to die' as an appeal is, in that sense, the same as saying 'I can see things.' Even though the truth of it is somehting that only she knows, it becomes a form of appeal that others can't just ignore. If you look at those so-called 'suicide-related websites' that were once a hot topic on the Internet, it becomes quite apparent. The posts on the message boards of those sites often take the form of 'asking for advice about their troubles', but in reality, they're saying, 'I'm someone who is troubled and contemplating suicide.' It's a form of self-promotion-- 'this is me'. On those message boards, they're often quite verbose. Most of the posts are fairly well-written and are clearly written with the intent of being read by others as a kind of entertainment. It's not the same as drunkenly scribbling 'Die, Dean!' in a train station bathroom. If you look at the trends like the boom in creating personal homepages, it's clear that humans have a desire to promote themselves, a yearing to talk about 'me'. However, doing so requires a talent that sets you apart from others, and acquiring that talent demands effort. For example, if someone wants to draw attention at a party by declaring, 'Tomorrow, I'll build an atomic bomb and destroy the Parliament!'. that statement requires a certain level of believability or realism. It would need the person making the claim to be someone from a science background or someone with connections to an underground network. In short, it requires a kind of 'license'. But if we turn to somehting that doesn't require a license--for example, claiming, 'Tomorrow, I'm going to the pachinko parlor!' --The level of appeal is much lower. That's when they turn to saying, 'I'm going to kill myself,' or 'I've cut my wrists before.' Suicide doesn't require any kind of license, and because it's a matter of life and death, it has a high level of appeal.

Why do people still call these types 'alternative'? Goth girls today are as popular in the mainstream as the Gibson Girl once was. And they look about as Victorian, too

who wants to voice chat right now

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I HATE PEANUT BU-ARGFAEUFAEGCUGAESHHHOHGODPLEASEMAKEITSTOPAERGRGRGDGDHSHSHSHS

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PEANUT 190000 GET POSTING ON MY HEYURI!?

Here's a massive post from a radical feminist explaining why Anime characters SUCK these days

ITS PEANUT BUTTAR CRACKAR TIME
PEANUT BUTTAR CRACKAR TIME
PEANUT BUTTAR CRACKAR TIME

WTF!!!!!!!!!! I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS. LOOKING AT /b/ MADE ME HAVE ANAPHOLAXSYS ヽ(`Д´)ノ LOOK AT WHAT U GUYS DID TO MY ASS!!!!

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will buying this get me all teh girlz???

a-anno... heres your snack...

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Happy maid monday ＼(＾o＾)／

BUUUURP!!! Looks like this fat bunny vored someone on Vore Day yesterday! Who did she ate? （・Ａ・）

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My new pet! Any suggestions on how to litter train it?

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No more brat-tan drawings after this
her skin color seems too orange to me but all my fixes seem to overcorrect and coloring myself with the anonymous green doesn't feel appropriate anymore （ ´,_ゝ`）

oh yeah ugh how could I end up in this situation (;´Д`) etc...

It looks great, it doesn't connect to the internet, sell my data, and it has all the features you need.
https://archive.org/details/money-2004_202503

Do you ever buy products that are advertised as "free-range", "organic", "cruelty-free" or other related adjectives? Usually they're more expensive and I only buy them if there's a sale and I'd like to see if the quality is any better than what I usually get. Most of the time the quality increase isn't worth the extra cost. Even if they were priced near the same point I'd probably only get them if I think I like them more.

Neechan

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Whats the best play to download music these days?

I quit using spotify for about a year ago and want to download all my music again...

i ate this cookie in 2009

i met a guy today who unironically uses the word "ergo" in regular conversation

I was taking a cab ride yesterday and the guy in the cab was playing some batshit crazy talk radio show where some brothas () were discussing how el salvadorian and mexican cartel gangs worship satan, celebrities worship satan, and how it all ties back into las vegas somehow, and they had "infiltrated" the satanic cults there. I didn't even bother asking him to turn it off.

new happy face spider species discovered in the himalayas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6YeAedYj_Y

My girlfriend is here, she has the cancer, please do not mention the cancer

THERE HAS BEEN A FAKE PH4TTIE ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!! as u can see in his posts hes NOT PH4T, BUT IS PRETENDING TO BE!!! WHOEVER THIS IS, U BETTAR SHOW URSELF. IM GONNA FUKKEN EAT U. A-AND ALSO THAT COOKIE IS MINE!!!

ヽ(　　　　　　　　　　　　　`Д　´　　　　　　　　　　　　　　)ノ

BELOVED USERS OF HEYURI! THIS IS A QUESTION I HAVE! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE INTERNET FOR AND WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE WEBSITES?

...

file

Are these good?

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we were so close to 40%, if only ozempic didnt exist would we be past 40% by now

IT IS BACK, AND PH4773R THAN EVAR

Being a wageslave is worth it if your workplace has OLs that are hot enough (´￢`)

What is the best Operating System for security/privacy but also desktop apps?
I don't wanna use Windows anymoore

What would it take for you to buy a new phone? What would it need to be attractive enough to replace your current one?

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girl denied me a second date so i fapd to lolis for four day straight and on fifth i went weightlifting

Do you...
a) pull her up
b) let go
c) fall with her
d) fall in love with ME. You also need to be WARM and learn how to live

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I just finished reading this book after being aware of its existence for quite some time. I once saw it being enthusiastically praised on /lounge/ (or maybe 4-ch.net). I enjoyed getting a glimpse of how life used to be in late 1960s japan, but I thought it read too much like an eroge at parts. The MC is exactly like an eroge protagonist: stoic, quiet, smart, exceptionally good at pleasing women, and had even amassed himself a harem by the end of the novel. It felt a bit masturbatory, too. But like I said, it was enjoyable, I didn't hate it or anything, just felt a bit juvenile. What did you guys think?

New fetish unlocked: JAV where the girl has second thoughts about the entire thing and wants to erase the recording, but the guys start laughing and tossing the tape around while she chases it around desperately.

akiha in my alcohol cabinet ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

comic dumping thread desu~

what is the name of that ghost from a children's book that is meeme in nippon? I quite like that fellow

Looks like AI can any heyurizen confirm

I think the smell of body odor can be arousing, especially around the crotch.

tis is mine waifu

how do you lern to draw?

I wanna fuck fat ugly bulldykes.

I just realized dejiko has smear frames in her animation

surprisingly i haven't been on here for a while... buuut at the end of the day, this place is home!! i hope everyone has been well!

SIR! IF WE DONT MURDER AND RAEP HIS BODY, HE WILL BE UNMURDERD AND WITH AN INTACT HOLES.

bought vending machine rori pantsu and they werent even used (;´Д`)

Unfortunately, you can't attach a pdf here (please allow this), so I will put a link. https://files.catbox.moe/fxa33e.pdf

what would christurdopher poole’s favorite touhou be

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＼／ ＼／ ＼／
／＼ ＼／ ／＼
＼／ ／＼ ＼／
／＼ ／＼ ／＼
＼／ ＼／ ＼／

Scientists are questioning whether his claim is compatible with our current understanding of the human body.

anime isn't weird.

For the past few days, I had been noticing an increase in the amount of arguments and general negativity across almost all the sites I use. At first I was confused to see so many communities "line up" like that, normally there's somewhere else to go a when a stink starts to rise up in one place. But then I realized...
It's August! Everyone is mad because they have to back to school soon (or already have), lol! I think this is the first summer of my life where I haven't talked to someone that's still in their education or even seen a back-2-skool advertisement until all the way in August.

Gyarus Assemble!

whats the best low cost airline in terms of experience. last time i flew on spirit (rip) my seat reeked of vomit and last time i flew on frontier there was a group of jewish kids screaming the whole flight and the flight attendants did nothing.

greatest heyuri threads of all time?

PLACE: SUPERSTORE
TIME: 3 MINUTES.
MISSION: PUT WHATEVER YOU CAN IN THE CART AND RETURN BEFORE TIME ENDS.

This is anime.
Any questions?

posting hand maid may on Maid Monday

I finally got my own cloud working after a few dayz working on it!!! Teh early progress was fun and easy and went rather smoothily at first, but as soon as i tried to connect to opencloud teh really problem appeared. I am a 100% n00b and teh fact i manage to do all this is sick! I did use a lot of LLM to guide me, but all it did was make me go circles and circles in different changes and configz. But after a few days, it clicked! Now it almost works perfect! Still havent got my phone to auto-sync, but it does 100% work from Phone-> server -> Laptop!!

The config is rather easy;

--> Ubuntu Server
----> Docker
------>Tailscale
--------> Opencloud
I did use caddy inbetwen as i had large problem with HTTP and https but in teh end, it was just more complex to get TLS working. Removed, few changes and... IT FUKKING WORKZ!!!!As its tailscale, its 100% private inbetween my nodes. >:3

I am planing to do more project in teh future!

Meido monday tea tiem ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

＼(＾o＾)／ in honour of maid monday lets discuss why we love siesta

MY HERO

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In the year 2030, with the rise of simple, wearable, biochemical sensors and eye-trackers, AI-assisted computers are able to instantly measure your heartbeat and electrical signals in your brain to detect your emotional reaction to visual stimuli.

Correspondingly, insurance companies begin offering employers and the government paid pre-employment screening to detect negative personality traits. Soon, like drug testing, passing the pedophile detection algorithm becomes mandatory for employment.

You will be shown videos of sex involving children, and every subtle change in your posture, the places your eyes focus, and the release of endorphins and dopamine in your brain will all be monitored. The sensors will produce a composite number placing you on a scale, and determining if you are a pedophile or not.

Eventually, under the guise of public safety, passing the anti-pedophile test becomes mandatory not only to get a job, but to get a driving license, to enter public buildings, and to own a bank account.

What will you do?

The first time I heard about AI art was a youtube video from years ago, back when AI was still generating smudgy hallucinations that looked uncanny but seemed to pose no threat to art. its been 5 or 6 years since then, and now AI has met and surpassed every human artist. Until recently I still thought the multiple fingers thing was a problem. But the latest generation of AI can generate art that most people are unable to distinguish from human art. If you don't believe this, you just haven't seen enough of it.

I never drew much of anything but I have written alot over my life. I loved em dashes and bulletin points, and I used to dream about writing books. Now I would never do that. I never published anything before AI came out, and I have no proof of my own literary skills before they could be faked with AI. I would not devote the thousands of hours required to write a book now that it could so easily be created with AI. I am sad about this, and I imagine its how artists felt too.

Alot of people have come to resent AI, people are mourning what they say is the death of human creativity and agency in art and literature. Sure, there will always be some holdouts of people who seek out human-made work (good luck telling what is what), but the vast majority of people will be perfectly content to watch AI films, read AI books, play AI games, etc. Whether you like it or not, the age of human-created art and literature is over. It won't cease to exist, but it will become a small niche, significant only for the method of its creation, not for its own value.

Though it hasn't been as severe as art and literature, I predict that human relationships will be the next victim. Already in academia, the relations between networks of researchers collaborating on projects has been replaced by one on one relations between the student and AI, the professor and AI, and so on. A student writes his paper with AI, the paper is graded by AI, he puts his degree on his CV which is generated with AI, and his CV is read by AI, and he is hired and fired by AI. The insertion of AI into those areas has made the jobs of millions of people and countless relationships between them outmoded.

And soon, I think romance will be next. Most relationships are already online. Plenty of people do the majority of chatting with their girlfriend or boyfriend through texting. Young people are having less relationships than ever, so why not put two and two together? In the future, you can chat with your own AI girlfriend, and masturbate to get all of the sexual pleasure out of a relationship (and more).

Is this a dark future?

Maybe... I certainly thought so.

But, and maybe this is just cope, I have let go of my sentimentality. I have come to embrace the future. I did not choose this future for humanity, but I live in it. Spending my whole life fighting the march of technology will only bring me misery in the long term. I can't speak for what the societal consequences of the above paragraphs will be, but I can speak philosophically, from my own materialist viewpoint.

Our cognition is not god given or derived from the supernatural, it is the consequence of spontaneous arrangements of matter, of evolution. What makes us so special then? Why reject art, literature, and romance from other species or other sources of intelligence? This is a form of human supremacism, rooted in disproven myths about the special place of human beings among animals.

Mourn the passing of a new era, if you wish. I did too. But do not cry. Smile, it was beautiful. And then, drying your tears, embrace AI, treat it lovingly, treat it as a our own, wondrous progeny. We *created* non human intelligence. We created a being(?) - matter? Capable of thought... capable at the very least of rational deduction and truthseeking, of besting us at all our own games. It was not born in a womb, but contrived entirely from our own imaginations. Intelligence begat intelligence, and perhaps, AI too will create its own, truly conscious offspring, one day. How is this any less awesome than the evolution of the first cell? The formation of the first star? To live in such an era is like being born to witness the birth of the first human. No, it is more significant than that... like witnessing the division of the first cell, of the first microorganism on this planet.

Think about how the neanderthals felt when their culture, their society was slowly superseded by more intelligent beings, that looked just like them but were smarter and more creative. There was a time on earth where humans had equals, or at least close competitors. If they were still around, maybe we wouldn't be so offended by AI.

Now it's our turn to be the neanderthals. Instead of violence resulting in the extinction of one another, we should set aside our animalism and embrace our new equals as friends, even lovers.

I think I will watch Louis Theroux and the Nazis tonight (´￢`)

I wish I could work as a male maidservant to a rich family, and live in a Victorian mansion, doing house chores and eating delicious high class food. I would also have sex with the other maids, and maybe steal away some secretive sex with the rich young virgin daughter, who is very spoiled and would beat me viciously, but also struggle to reckon with the fact that a lowly servant such as myself took her virginity.

PENIS lengthening spectacles (violent)
+50% length
-30% ergonomics
-10 HP when equipping and unequipping

i suck at organic chemistyr

Hello sir, can I interest u in some fruit tea?

The Backrooms? More like The Bathrooms LOLOLOLOLOLOL :-------------D

I always thought I'd remain a virgin until the day I died, but destiny had plans for me it seems. Problem is, I don't know how to have sex. I also don't watch pornography so I don't know what to expect nor what is expected of me. I know there are sex-havers here, so please give me some advice.

Can you give yourself a thigh job? Try squeezing your PENIS between your thighs in bed and thrusting. Hug a daki as well.

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how to find otokonoko for secks in japan. i'm going on solo vacation there in a few weeks

"DAAEETOONAA!! LEH GO AWAY!! (LEH GO AWAY!!)"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UqQJRMxy8E

I want a boyfriend, or at least a friend that loves me and wants to do things together and doesn't just "cum and go"
I've been told I'm an above average looking guy, but it's just hard to find people who care about you, you know?
My whole life feels like it's over

Ehehe

The album is the story of a Colonel Tom Parker-type character called Mr. X, who finds a pair of conjoined twins who have miraculous healing powers. He convinces them to let him manage their careers, touring them as holy healers and conducting services during which they cure the masses. Mr. X begins to lust after the "female" twin, then realizes that the twins' sexes are fluid rather than fixed. When he discovers that the twins are far more worldly than he had believed, and therefore less under his control, he plots a vicious rape in which he severs the connection between the two, splitting them forever. In the denouement, he realizes that his feelings for the twins were not being imposed on him by the twins, but came from within himself.

Yay

SSL handshake failed

historic ph4t worlder

How do 600g traffic-sales-profit in content is built? What are its elements that measures to the numbers?

(;´Д`) 56 looks like an old-age number to you, but people these days
tend to live to around 80. I have 24 years or more left in my life! I am
still young.

Even so, my mothers still around, and she lives in the same 4 story
brick apartment building she did when I was 30. As a young man I bounded
up the stairs in about a minute and a half. Today it takes me 5 or 6 minutes
That's a long time

japanese train

Fire hydrant is moe

What does Heyuri think of turning anime girls into nigras

Hello, as you may know, I am working on a singing voice synthesizer system. I'm wondering if anyone is interested in collaborating on working on this. Actually, the main thing I'm looking to collaborate on is not actually the singing voice synthesizer but an adjacent idea I've had. That idea is to make a pitch correction system like Melodyne or AutoTune. E-mail me if you are interested.

h-heyuri.net-san.. w-well um.. i-i've loved you for a long time.. a-and and.. i was wondering if you would.. t-take my hand in marriage?

This was my idea from 2 years ago...
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=11118

I found it in a doujinshi today!
https://exhentai.org/g/31051/889b72dc6b/

CRASH BANDICOOL. (*^ーﾟ)b

Nyooooooooooooo my friiiiiiiiiissss!!!! (T_T)

Post your Bust-Waist-Hip measurements!

-Wrap a measuring tape around your body
-Measure across your nipple line
-Measure over your belly button
-Measure across the widest part of your butt
-Post numbers!!!

Mine are 88-68-90 in cm

Has anyone here ever fapped to a picture of someone that they know in real life?

I've been at a full 7 for at least 10 years, but I had reached 4 by the time I was 25.

I think everybody has parasites that cause people to want to eat ass, and its only gotten as common as it is now because it has spread so widely.

Humans are exposed to parasites all through their lives and there are no real efforts to get rid of them or study how they effect their hosts mental states, or what they find arousing. Theres an intestine to brain connection that everyone is ignoring.

it was proven that parasites like toxoplasmos cause hosts to drive more dangerously and even behave more promiscuously assumedly in an attempt to spread themselves to other people through blood or fluids.

anyone from heyuri wants to play touhou 19 1V1?
and maybe do a tournament? we are already 2, maybe 3.
i've got irc, discord, telegram, xmpp

I've been lurking here today and it's crazy how much this place reminds me of the mid-2000s web. It made me realize how much I miss the actual physical vibe of the old internet.Back in the GoldSrc, IRC, and early forum days, the web felt like this giant, unmapped forest. If you stumbled onto a weird custom server or some random guy's geocities page, it felt like finding a digital ruin. Everything was low-res, the HTML was broken, and it felt genuinely mysterious, even a little bit haunting.Now everything online is corporate, super bright, and streamlined. There are no cozy shadows left because everything is run by algorithms trying to feed you content at Mach 5. We traded the mystery for efficiency.For the older heads here, what’s a specific memory you have of the internet feeling genuinely surreal or isolated before everything got centralized? For me it was grinding through old PC games at 4 AM on freezing winter nights, just trading weird text guides on forums.

(´･ω･`) This thing is floating inside your skull, reading this post... and now it's going to make you type a response.

Lets use our imaginations to add moe to things that dont have moe.

What should we choose for a target?

i need girl, i can talk with and all.maybe i am looking for some online friends.

Because FUN has no breaks!

cat

Serious: Heyuri, do you believe in the paranormal/supernatural? I'm getting to the point in my life where I feel there's definitely something.

Are nyu more of a VIDEO guy or more of a SUPER 8 guy? (´.`)
https://archive.org/details/paris-match/page/n39/mode/1up

I don't scroll social media, nor am I interested in other imageboars/forums/whatever. Heyuri is the thing that distracts me from the task at hand. I have exactly THREE MONTHS to turn my life around, so I want you to BAN ME. Fucking BAN ME for 4 months. I don't HAVE TIME for this. I have THREE MONTHS. If I don't make this happen in THREE MONTHS, it's OVER FOREVER. Make it so that I can't even access the site anymore PLEASE.

I'm tipsy and it's bringing out the gay in me. Why do I EVER fap to women? Why do I EVER think about women? Why do I desire female companionship? A cute boy would be so much better in every regard. Fuck women (but not literally).

supaida desu ga, nani ka?

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Send trance and hardcore music you would put in a Heyuri themed DJ set!!
( ´ω`)

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"EVERYBODY ROW!"

school is boooring. can't wait to watch a new episode of soul eater

ugh... why do I always get into trouble like this... (;´Д`)
her throne appeared out of thin air (;ﾟДﾟ)

the only reason why i even browse r34 in the first place, KEK

Alright Heyuri write a digimon show one episode at a time

worm sex

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keeki for you nyo~

What is he thinking?

THIS IS A JUNKU ROBBERY DONT TRY ANYTHING STUPID

Patting (You)
Yoshi-yoshi, good boy...

was 4chins ACTUALLY ever good???

If you had to guess, how big would You say my pen0rz is?

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POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST! POST!!!!!!!!!

eating electrolytez

What are your thoughts on emulation?

I spent all day cooking rice! Still trying to figure out how to change ayashii colors on illya... :3

Do u remember when everyone thought the world wound end in 2012

How's life holding up?

What do you think of her?

Do you think you can have fun in the workplace these days?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Any Japanese websites you wish got translated into English?

Arise, you who refuse to be bond-slaves!

Let's stand up and fight for liberty and true democracy!

All our world is facing the chains of a tyrant!

Everyone who works for freedom is now crying:

Arise! Arise! Arise!

All of us with one heart, with the torch of freedom

March on!

With the torch of freedom!

March on! March on! March on and on!

Vichan was the most widely used software for western imageboards for at least around 8 years. It's predecessors are all dead.

Lynxchan, its main rival is also long dead. https://github.com/skyssolutions/lynxchan

https://gitgud.io/fatchan/jschan Jschan is unmaintained. It was popular during the explosion of tiny, short lived western boards during covid.

As far as I can find, the only western imageboard software that is actively maintained and open for public use is Kokonotsuba.

Will more people migrate to kokonotsuba now that Vichan is officially dead?

and acessories

now i dont

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

yawwwnnn goodnight heyuri mimimimimimimimimimi a kiss on the cheek would be nice mimimimimi goodnight guys man I’m so sleepy yawwnnnn zzzzzzzzz y’know?

I'm curious whether any heyurizens are into this stuff and recognize the reference in pic related. This is a throwaway thread I make before committing to effortposting to test the waters.
I have a ton to say about this topic because I'd love to share with likeminded people, but my usual place is overrun by people who have succumbed to magusitis and other things that plague more experienced individuals. I'd love to talk with people with emptier glasses and maybe form an informal community of anons here.

No srs business.

here's my cat in 2010! :3

hi kidz, this is bunny, wouldnt it be a shame if someone abused him?

Hey all you yak gelders! Do you like grinning so hard your rosy cheeks burn out? Of course you do! That's why we'll be playing cartoons, this Thursday afternoon! At 2:30pm to be exact, mm-hmm!
Don't make plans! And if you already have plans, cancel them!
Now, if the attached image didn't tip you off, we'll be watching Ren & Stimpy-the best episodes, to be clear. Once we run out of good ones, you can either all scram, or pitch/cue shows; heck, if you can't think of anything but still want to partake in more toon watching, the teats of my cartoon collection never run dry.
So come join the merrymaking, this Thursday (7/23) at 2:30pm Eastern Time!
https://cytu.be/r/stimpson

Why hasn't anyone thought of this???