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  • 2024/02/27 - Anime nominations and their votings will be held on this table from now on.
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We will watch Nuku Nuku and Dokuro-chan this Saturday @ 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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I don't speak Japanese, yet I got a score of 100 on this test!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I'm pretty proud of myself (´ー`)

link to the test: https://dl-tongren.com/h-test/index.html?lang=EN

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I understand Japanese from years of consuming Japanese erotic content but I scored 70
I know my answers are right, WTF angry
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>>96579
Maybe I should have mentioned that it's a quiz for wannabe translators, so you have to give answers that sound good rather than perfectly correct answers nyaoo2


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If you are wondering where I am, I came to Turkey and accepted Islam.
I will stay here for the rest of my life. Yes, I am using a machine translator because I am not good at speaking Turkish.
Don't worry about me censoring this site. Even if I allow it to be filled with filthy things, I have decided that it is compatible with practicing Shariah.

Because I have decided that this site is made up of infidels, therefore you are dhimmis and not subject to Islamic law.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask. This is my favorite verses from the Quran:

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What does this mean for the future of Heyuri and Gurochan?

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kuz returns...
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>>96458
turkey lol. come back when you're in a real islamic state.
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Turks don't have a religious bone in their body. They'll just hate him more now. Lol Ataturd.

What does this mean for the future of Heyuri and Gurochan?
He's gonna make the kuffar pay the server bill lolico
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he's moving in for the LOVE, the LOVE of kaguynya! lovelovelove
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lol


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does anyone have a copy of this...!?

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yes, I'll sell you it for 1 bitcoin
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Originally, the first five people who contacted the collab organizer via email who asked for a physical copy and provided their shipping address, were to receive their CD copy in a (somewhat) timely manner. Although that ended up not happening for some reason, and there was a thread about it for a while on /q/ I believe.
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you can still buy it from kinpatsu i am sure.

i helped making the physicals possible. and i have kinpatsu hold and distribute them as he is a trusted label and not some random anon.

you can also email him and ask for a free copy giving ur name and adress. i set aside 100$ just for ppl to get copy if they don't have the money
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>>96542
even the chen cosplay girl got one!
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=96018#p96018


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Take a bite! (・∀・)

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i'd love to take a bite off her, get her close to my face and chew her legs, letting her listen to her bones getting crushed while i listen to her muffled screams under the bread as she bleeds out.
it wouldn't taste very good and it'd be very chewy, as it's raw (i'm assuming) human meat, but just the thrill of biting a part of her off and eating it while she dies is good for me.
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AIDS: teh video game


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Who else here has played Chrono Trigger?
Also, R.I.P Toriyama cry

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>>96444
That's like 10 minutes in...
>>96446
What? How do you know about Heyuri and not about Toriyama? That's like frequenting magic show on the street without having heard about Houdini glare
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ONE FACIAL STRUCTURE
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I fckin love Chrono Trigger

The only thing I dislike about it is Toriyama's art style... but R.I.P. anyways sad
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>The only thing I dislike about it is Toriyama's art style...
same
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not so much because it's "bad", more so because it reminds of dragon ball and dragon ball reminds me of mexicans cry


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...YAY!!! 🇺🇸

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LIBERTY N SHIT! 🇺🇸
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FUCK YEAH!!! 🍔🍟
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OOOOOOOH SAAAAAAYY, CAN YOU SEEE?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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we wait.

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soon i hope.
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im joining the wait
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*cough* *cough*
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>>96520
Mayura-chan is an angel! ( ^^)
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now loading mona2


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so how long will they keep this up?

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It's not really a "tank nerd" show - it's more about teams of girls having crazy battles against other teams, and the hijinks that occur along the way

I recommend it as someone who couldn't name a single tank!
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Can't wait for teh AK subs... Only 2 moar films and it's over. I was already heartbroken when NNB ended back in '21.cry Seems like yesterday when me & some other Bernds discovered this brilliant animu on krautchan...
Was a lot younger back then and knew some gurls I could watch it with. Almost 12 years... Time flies!
It replaced Black Lagoon as my absolute favourite back then!nyaoo
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A fellow Mako poster... She is my waifu ever since teh series 1st came out.
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I never watched past season 1, the animation looked a bit weird to me...
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>>96405
girls are terrible at team sports though. also one of the main characters is wearing a cross of christianity. i refuse to watch any more of this. and the tank models are all wrong. why no T-80UK Mod. 1992? aren't they allowed to play with armor piercing sabots and ground kinetic penetrators? where are all the Iraqis with their home cooked IEDs. there should be at least 1 Iraqi school girl faction that uses large recycled artillery munitions as roadside bombs. this show sux angry
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>>96516
You strike me as the kind of guy that reveals state secrets to win an argument about World of Tanks mona2


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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Crash Bandicoot

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Woah! astonish
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I too am on a PS1 kick right now
Have you tried In the Hunt?
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>>96505
Nope, what is it about?
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>>96506
It's a shmup where you play as a submarine, it's kind of similar to Metal Slug


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vintage tentacle porn

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PENIS JESUS
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death by PENIS
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this is one is for our grease-loving audience
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Nice PENIS sword
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this guy was ahead of it's time, lolwise and bonerwise


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good evening heyuri :D

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the only people who use emoticons should be underage b&

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>>95998
L0lz XDDD!! wutever n00b. cool
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0h mAh gAAwwd! :O EBIN WINRAR 0oly on HAAYURRHREE!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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>>95937
I ARE TEH POASTING!!!111oneoneonene112132415!@#%SHIFT+123412Wone ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノキタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! ^__________^ >:DDDDD

>>95998
How about you drill yourself in the ASS, nigger?
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xddd xDDDD LMA0 HAHA!!!1!...! 0H MAH GAWWD~ EPICWINwink


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whats ur favorite sonic gam

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moar liek Sonic 3 & PENIS, lol!
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Sonic Eraser biggrin
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>96162
slickest post on heyuri ph34r
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>>96158
2 of teh mother series+Adventure 2


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Um, guys...
what is this doing in my youtube recommended?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtD8nYJ7ULg
I skimmed through it and it's two young ladies.. just hanging out? I don't watch japanese videos that often, but occasionally I'll get some japanese recommendations. At first I thought this was something that went viral, since it has over 100k views, but there's nothing viral worthy about it. Why would yt recommended this to me??

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Sorry Anonymous, she belongs to her onii-chan. cool
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I got mine but she's not kid anymore sad
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I despise flagfags. I'll never forget the time there was this chubby girl on yt, that constantly made videos where she would talk about some inane subject, then take the camera into the bathroom with her whilst she pissed. Eventually, she figured out her viewers were getting off to it, or at least knew the response to her bodily functions was positive, since the subscribers would pour in anytime she made a new peeing video; so she started setting the camera down on the floor right in front of her as she sat on the toilet, whereas previously she was just holding it in front of her face. Not only was she outright appealing to pissfags, but alongside that she noticed some of her commenters would write "cute feet, you should show them some more!" whenever she showed off her dirty socks as a joke, and fartfags would write similarly encouraging comments whenever she let one rip in a video (she had absolutely no shame xd)
She made around 5 full-body peeing videos, all within the same day, before flaggots got her channel terminated. I've never found a channel that good since, and that was over 6 years ago. I try not to imagine how much further she would've gone had they not shut her channel down, because I burst into tears whenever I think about how good we could've had it cry
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Oh my gosh, it happened again! This time the girls aren't asian.
Seriously, youtube has to be teasing me at this point
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>>96477
eric cartman


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I came ヽ(´ー`)ノ
What have you fapped to recently? iyahoo

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I've been watching copious amounts of JAV recently dizzy.

My fap session yesterday:

IPX-157, KAWD-789 - Bukkake. Mio Oichi is so cute. I love when girls have slightly crooked teeth cry.

CAWD-642. Recently made available on JAV sites. Meisa Nishimoto has blonde highlights, and seems pretty cute. THOUGH definitely not her best video sweat3. I fap to her a lot though.

FC2-PPV-1250572. Amateur, but this girl is SUPER cute.

WANZ-502. Yu Asakura looks better with short hair, but I liked this.

IPZZ-113. I really liked her outfit near the end.

APAK-260. Riku Ichikawa in a cute sailor uniform. I don't even know what to call her haircut, but it is so cute.

TSMS-046. Tsubasa Aihara dresses as a boy nosebleed.

I don't know, I can't remember anything else.
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I used be very adventurous and fap to a wide variety of things, but these days I mainly stick to traps unsure
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>I mainly stick to traps
That's disgusting dude WTF?

Anyway I just got done blasting my cock off to this.
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>>96242
I've been watching copious amounts of JAV too blush check PYM series. I really enjoy watching girls masturbate especially at international women's day nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>96414
I don't know, watching a girl masturbate doesn't do it as much for me closed-eyes2. I never really pay attention to series anyways, I mostly just watch videos based on actresses I like.


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I wanna rock!

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I want to rape Bocchi.
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I wanna raep Haruko!!!
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>I wanna rock
here you go biggrin


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