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Straight shota is underappreciated.

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>>96925
The latter, but I also enjoy when the boy takes change.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Are jap bathhouses really designed so an employee sits there all day watching everyone undress? Does that employee get paid or do they find volunteers?
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that was fun, might need to watch it someday
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>>97154
wtf i thought this was for kids


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Wut is your favorite cheese pizza? smile Garlic goes well in my opinion

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There's a pretty good pizza place I like called Marco's Pizza and they got a pizza called the White Cheezy. Here's the description from the menu:
>Bacon, onions, sliced tomatoes, garlic parmesan sauce and our signature three cheeses, plus feta
I especially like that it has tomato slices on it since then I don't have to share it with the people I know who hate tomatoes dark
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why are you even hanging out with people who hate tomatoes? dark
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lol tomatoes dark
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extra cheese, stuffed crust (stuffed with cheese), cheese sauce instead of tomato sauce and a nice layer of cheese powder and maybe some pepper sprinkled on top
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>>97122
>I haven't had pizza in years
really? I eat it a lot... sweat


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Heyuri is very anti-social-media, correct? How many of you think social media negatively affects the society we live in? I bet it's plenty. Now how many of you don't use social media at all (and that includes youtube)?
It's easy to criticize and to opine, but to actually act on what you hold true, that's a lot harder. Many of you are only superficially against the norm, but conformists by nature. Many of you, I'm sure, are simply slaves to convenience, and will give up after the slightest obstacle.

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>>97104
thats like saying prose and poetry are both writing. the joy of cinema is seeing what a director can do with limits. also if u grew up in a time when people actually went to theatres it was amazing. just going through those big doors and sitting in the screen. everything dark. your just this little kid staring up at a huge screen half scared an usher is gonna catch u for sneaking in. its amazing. good cinema is so much tighter than tv. everything has to flow smooth and hit all the right notes and still make the budget and the run time. thats the beauty of poetry too. packing so much meaning into two couplets while a novelist will splurge out a whole four paragraphs to say the same thing. preferring one or the other is a matter of taste but poetry doesnt inherently suck because it has less. same with cinema. if you dont feel for the characters in a 3 hour movie than what your watching either sux or the director fucked that one thing up. artistic limits are good. they encourage creativity and being inventive to get past obstacles.
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>>97106
That's like saying a meal made out of pee, shit and cum can be just as good as a real meal because the joy is in seeing the chef figure out how to make pee, shit and cum taste good. The chef could eat lots of pineapples before he pisses and cums in your glass so the piss and cum tastes kind of sweet and he could eat just the right combination of foods before shitting and cook and season the shit turd just right so it kind of tastes like sauerkraut flavored meatloaf but it still would've been much better if he hadn't been limited to only those three ingredients just like a movie would be much better if it wasn't limited to 3 hours.
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>>97108
You really have a way with words, huh. What a poetic comparison
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>>97104
TV is boring for this exact reason. I don't want the story bit by bit like somebody's sucking me off but they keep stopping every few minutes. Movies take less time when you look at them in totality, as compared to TV, thus they are a powerful expression of theme, as compared to TV shows which can get flabby in the middle, or jump the shark when creators run out of ideas.

(Btw, 'characters you recognize' aren't all that. Characters are only important to a story because their character arcs express the themes of a story. If the story's main concerns were stuff you didn't care about, the characters won't appeal to you, even if they tick all the boxes you like.)
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>>97133
I've always enjoyed the journey more than the destination. There also aren't many shows or movies that I'm interested in at all so when I find something good I want it to last as long as possible. Watching a movie feels like getting sucked off by an overpriced whore who is way too good at her job and makes me cum in 3 minutes, then I never see her again. Watching a good TV series with hundreds of episodes feels like having a harem of loli wives and licking and cumming on every inch of all of them.


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hello heyuri I am designing a webpage
I want to have a sidebar like this, but I don't want to have to edit all the other files when I change something, if that makes any sense
how do I do this????????

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The oldschool deprecated-but-still-totally-works way is to use frameset and frames - that's what Heyuri and the CGI site uses. You can point each frame to a different HTML file, then use the target="" attribute on hyperlinks to make them open up in the other frame(s)

The "it's not 1997" way is to have some kind of backend code that generates the HTML, and there's a million and one ways you could go about that
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>>97092
Start out all of your webpage's bodies with this.
<body>
<iframe src="le_index.html id="index"></iframe>
<div id="website"></div>
</body>


Then, in your CSS sheet you set them up like this.

#index {
height: 100%;
position: fixed;
top: 0px;
left: 0px;
border: 0;
width: (whatever you want)px or %
}

#website {
padding-left: (whatever you made the width above)px or %
}


iframes do let you bookmark individual pages because they're inline, just make sure the links in your le_index.html all have a 'target="_parent"' attribute so the links open in the whole window, not inside the index's frame. smile
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You could either use iframes / frames or make a static site generator that edits everything for you when you want to make the same change to multiple pages
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>>97125
how do I do this?
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>>97126
I suggest this guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph7oJDR71Jc
this is kind of the bare minimum but as long as you can generate html files at all and you're comfortable enough with python then it should be easy enough to use. if neocities is your web host then you could plug neocities-cli into the script with os.system so that you can automatically upload pages when they're updated


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how can I into ukagaka? I don't want to make any I just want to set them up. also what are your favourites if you use them smile

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I can't access archive.today but check out if this was archived (I think this was my thread, but I'm not sure as I can't check):
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=76564
I don't have a favorite but I still use them, I think I posted a big collection of them in the thread biggrin
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>>97037
https://archive.is/sghqy
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ukagaka are cool and part of 2000 otaku culture. Teh west never really had anything untill years later due to heavy text.
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why isn't there a ukugaka of a PENIS?? angryangryangry
(and believe me, I have looked. there really isn't one.)
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Wow, I already have a shimeji set up, I never knew that you can go further than that huh


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I actually woke up this morning..... wow.
I always sleep the days away, but since I'm already up, what should I do? I cried a lot last night, and I think that gave me energy. I don't have bottled up anxiety like I usually do.
What's your favorite microprocessor, /b/?

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The 6502.
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You're post is all over the place
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>>96825
what were you crying about
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whenever i am stressed i find myself to eat a lot of junkfood and fapping. My boss is mad at me since i cum all over teh work computer and there are trash all over my desk.
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Teh 68k. An Amiga1200 was teh 1st computer I ever used...biggrin


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https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=JivjmV9k_4p
I found this cute cartoon on vidlii
I thought it was western at first, but of course, westerners would never be able to produce something this cute, it's malaysian

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not bad, in return here's a rare loli anime from 20 years ago that just started getting (poorly) translated to english a few months ago
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb_Jg9evVE29UkJCq88hxcA
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>>97111
such an interesting art style, reminds me of "a classroom bereft of angels"


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do you consider this as constructive criticism?

https://www.hikari3.ch/en/res/4223.html

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AIDS: teh website
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constructuve? meh but I do agree with 90% of stuff said in that thread. cold hard truths closed-eyes2

heyuri is still a larp. a borderline soulless larp too. maybe it will improve? too many lamers here repeating the same damn shit over and over again. like the shell of a 2005 chan but empty inside. you know what im saying? it feels like the act of a hack. its like people get the look and feel of that era but not the spirit. its too bland. too many pedos. somethings gone. it tastes like pops coffee but reheated. its not fresh.
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>>97076
I was talking about hikari but I agree with vim evendoe im an emacs person
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>>97095
I think there aren't enough pedos, whenever someone posts a pic of an adult or teen that you could find on any other imageboard I feel like it's just wasted bandwidth that could've been spent on a loli.
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>too many pedos.
that's what gives it soul!cool


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Behold, gentlemen! The culmination of weeks... months... some unknown amount of time spent at my computer!

I haven't seen the sun in ages...

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Another one I posted a few minutes ago in Chat@Heyuri... now for general audiences! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Awesome work! biggrin
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>>97032
this one is LOL worthy! xd

>>97018
>>97024
>>97029
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>>97030

These I like more than teh others, but all are = awezum!
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The girl in this drawing book reminded me of this boards mascot: https://8chan.moe/arte/res/6112.html
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winrar LOL ! biggrin


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Kim sat down at wrong tv-remote and launched a nuke towards your destination. You have 24 hours.

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What?! Wait, Kim! When I said I wanted to fuck your sister, I didn't really mean it! It was just a joke! sweat
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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call bided and tell him he's a dumbass, then i will call putin and call him a bitch
they send their nukes my way but they collide mid-air and the blast will destroy kim's nuke
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>>97001
thank fuck


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Does this position have a name? I found a description online that calls it "butterfly position" but the images aren't quite what i want, that same description says it's also called "the blossoming position" in the kamasutra but i find conflicting descriptions

what i'm looking for is the name of the one on the right specifically (saying this in case they are 2 different positions)

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im curious who bant tan is
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mascot of the /bant/ board on 4chan
picrel is made by someone with skills i am very jealous of
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i love teh neko smug
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>>97042
>while this is not the full size the rest of the canvas is blank so there's nothing to see
So what's posted is the original size it was drawn in?
Like I meant did you shrink the drawing down for the purpose of posting it? Sometimes line quality gets compromised as a result, if someone draws big and then shrinks it. That's why I asked if the full size was available, if it exists.
>what do you mean? a swirly line on each finger? (ive seen some anime do it)
I meant digits as in fingers, its a bit of a slang term for them I guess. Because as it stands now, the other hand kind of looks like a mitten glove you'd wear in winter, there are no defined fingers. And as stated, it should be drawn a bit bigger to match the other hand.
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>>97071
ah sorry, i misunderstood
i exported the drawing as a png then cut the blank parts so there's no shrinking going on, it should be as high quality as it can be
>fingers
i see, i will do that and all the other fixes whenever i have the time


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MY TOILET IS CLOGGED AND NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING.
I TRIED FILLING IT WITH MORE WATER AND THAT DIDNT WORK.
A PLUNGER AND THAT DIDNT WORK.
HOT BOILED WATER AND THAT DIDNT WORK.
AND ACID, THAT DIDNT WORK.

PLEASE HELP HEYURI IM DESPERATE, I DONT WANNA PAY SOME PLUMBER OVER 600 DOLLARS

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use a bomb
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light your house on fire.
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what the hell are you eating?? glare
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>>96878
what city do you live in? if its nearby i'll come and help you with it.
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>>97050
oh wait you already managed. congrats! call me anytime you need help in the future.


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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*follows the green rabbit*
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this confuse me, so i waited to post... unsure
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HEY!
YOU'RE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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I downloaded Tuxler VPN to install on my old PC, but it's not working. I click on the exe I downloaded and nothing happens. I've had this happen before with one other exe I downloaded, nothing happens when its clicked on. What's the issue here?

I am using Windows Vista, iirc Tuxler should work as far back as Windows XP.

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It looks like it uses your IP address as a VPN for other users, that's how it has hundreds of thousands of residential IPs for free. Unless you live somewhere where CP is legal, using a botnet VPN like that is a really bad idea.
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>>96944
Vpngate is an university project where users share their internet connection with softether Tuxler is botnet malware
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>>96965
>It looks like it uses your IP address as a VPN for other users
What are the odds someone lands on using mine, tho?
>using a botnet VPN like that is a really bad idea.
I had no idea.

>>96969
Does it have IP's for places like Poland and Japan? Is it free?
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>>96985
ProtonVPN has Japan, Poland, Netherlands, Romania and USA for free and isn't a botnet but their latest update made it so you can't choose server/country anymore, there's just a "change server" button that connects you to one of those 5 countries semi-randomly. Each time you click the button there's either a 90sec or 20min cooldown. Peer2peer connections are blocked. After downloading about 3GB in a short amount of time it throttles your speed to around 500KB/s for a while. VPN Gate looks much better but I haven't tried it.
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>>96990
>but their latest update made it so you can't choose server/country anymore, there's just a "change server" button that connects you to one of those 5 countries semi-randomly.
Well that's BS, I want to be able to choose the country.


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heh, phonefags should be burned. rolleyes

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Agree, my old phone broke so had bought a new one, as teh size of a TV. Decided to send it back and bought this one. I really don't wanna own a phone, thats why this one is great.
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I feel like small phones are harder to break too, since they're more compact.
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I have a small Samsung phone from 2010 that I am still using, it has a pull down keyboard. The network for it will be shut down in 2025, so I will be forced off of it. I don't know what I am going to do, I love the pull down keyboard and small form factor.
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>>96933
I miss my old Sidekick, they were so cool.


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