Off-Topic@Heyuri

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I didn't know welsh speakers browsed heyuri

>>136105
Writing from my humble abode in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch to tell you how offended I am by your sarcastic jab at my language.

But it's awwright!

OM NOM NOM!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Where did she lern such RUDE language

I have a PENIS ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I would fuck the 2006 2009 and modern versions.

>>136098
What made you want to fuck 2006 and not 2003?
Was it the giant strawberry?

>>136099

No, she just looks cuter imo but i would take the 2003 version of her and fuck her on top of that giant strawberry lol.

It might be not very insightful to call a girl uhhh "strawberry"... Makes me understand the comments

Could we like, Japanese beam her and keep the cutest aspects to make as lolita as possible? I liked all before 2009 btw, 2009 was a bit too much monster high girl generation and MLP girl and i was a bit bullyied by the former...

I don't think it's been said yet, they're all organically posed whereas the current one is just equally extended limbs head on, I think it definitely adds to the fact that she looks fucking lifeless.

Also would hit 1991 to 2009.

>>136044
the amateur radio experience...

Do you need a license to buy one?

>>136071
No, to operate it yes but you don't REALLY need it

chinese sell FM/AM radio transmitters that have power ranges which far exceed FCC guidelines, they get past this by 1. not caring, 2. putting a dinky antenna on. 3. putting a warning on it, telling you that you can only broadcast so many distance
However, the antennas they use can be switched out with those baofeng whip antennas or even larger ones and can be operated in a very illegal way which i do not recommend Σ(;;ﾟДﾟ)

>>136071
>>136074
no one cares except the smelliest nerds and the oldest men. Both will try to report you to the FCC for not using the right jargon. They have nothing better to do and triangulating your location is like the most arousing thing they can imagine.

fuck teh 1st, marry teh 3rd, kill 2nd

Marry 1 cuz cute
Fuck 2 cuz probably a beast in bed
Kill 3 cuz big chin and too sassy

>>136111
Haha, i remember that!
Ok now. In my mouth you go (・∀・)

FUCK US TARIFFS
HEY STUPID AMERICANS IF YOUR CAR INDUSTRY WAS SO GREAT
YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO COMPETE INTERNATIONALLY IN A FREE MARKET
WHAT HAPPENED TO LE FREE MARKET???

nyoooooooooo

luxury cars like these are made for four groups of people

Rich Arabs
Rich indians
Rich chinese
Rich rappers

each of these groups are easily swayed by all this shiny plastic and faux leather, tablet interfaces with colorful baby UI. No offense, these cars are expensive but they are the rich person equivalent of having a "lifted truck", it costs a lot of money, and you technically are rich to afford it, but its not classy, its not sophisticated, and kind of expresses youre just going nuts with your cash like an ape - which to other - more wealthy people looks foolish

>>136032
- Posted from a 2015 Chrysler 200

>>136030
I'm never buying a Chinese car. Every car I've had has been Nipponese .

give me 5 bananas and they'll be urs

during the windows xp days, the family computer had different users desktops. On my user, i set an anime desktop. just a generic anime girl nothing too lewd by todays standards.

One day i went to the computer and saw my father staring at the anime desktop. (・∀・;) mildly embarrassing.

when I was a kid and shared a computer with my baby boomer parents I was too dumb to know how to clear all the porn out of the history, but luckily for me they were too dumb to even know web browsers had history so I was never caught

i was showing my okaa-san something code-related i had made and accidentally showed a 2D panchira pic (;´Д`)

My school's IT guy took my laptop once and found my loli folder. They sent it to my parents via email but I discreetly logged in to both of their computers and moved the email to the trash. I guess my school assumed my parents would take care of punishing me, but they thought wrong. I pretty much got off with just getting yelled at by the principal. Although weirdly enough they never mentioned anything specifically about it being loli, just the fact that it was porn. After that I bought an external HDD and kept all my hentai there. They also complained about me having ultrasurf because it allowed me to bypass their web filter.

If there are two Gods and only one atheism then even if the atheism were, hypothetically, to successfully negate one God that would mean there's still one God left, which means atheism still loses.

Mormons: 1
atheists: 0

>>136016
>"give me double fellatio plz (´∇`) "
<"No. Faggot"
<"No. Faggot"

>>136015
Take less drugs before wandering into the woods.

take more drugs before wandering into the woods

Take more drugs after taking more drugs

yui owes me sex

4 times the retardation!

>>136084
which one?

RUN NIGGA RUN
RUN RUN RUN

>>136006
LOL. I mean... RUN NIGGA!!!!!
(・∀・) ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ε=ε=ε=┏(゜ロ゜;)┛

DAT SHYT CRAZZYYY

remember you don't need a gun
just wait there and call the police

>>136006
>RUN NIGGA RUN

i geso.. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I want to fuck a squid. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

strawberry squid !?

this reminds me of prodef-tan

>>136070
This, typically with zoo animals if the creatures arent mating, or at worst fighting they move the incompatible mate somewhere else.

They leave pandas together even when they dont mate because theres a limited supply of pandas and the chinese government regulates how many they loan to foreign zoos.
If its any other kind of animal, they switch them out if theres issues.

If they gave me a computer I wouldn't be very interesting to the alien tourists would I?

>>136075
who knows maybe your internet addiction is very amusing to them.

>>136075
they would have your screen mirrored for the zoo visitors

so show them the broken glass ass jar video ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Mommy, the human is fapping his pen0r to pr0nz again ヽ(ﾟρﾟ )ノ