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walking sucks... Too bad I live in the middle of nowhere, so getting anything is an odyssey...dark
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I remember this thread biggrin ... It's been 1,5 years
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i am more impressed than anything over that screencap nyaoo2
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>>97884
What about camels?
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Camels are nice
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>>97881
>middle of nowhere

what, so you can't even take a bus? are you literally from egypt or something?


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I drew myself as as disembodied hand proposing to my waifu, how far gone am I (´~`)
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>>98303
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


no
get your own waifu ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>98305
i love the waifus who aren't supposed to be mine. come on anon, don't you want to see her being dominated, all helpless to being saved from a big strong older guy? don't you want to see what she'd be like giving into her repressed wants.
i'm sure even as her mind is being numbed and she is drooling, she'll still claim she loves you above all other men. do you also think she will remain unbroken?
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>>98266
like this?
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>>98307
get out of my thread please
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>>98305
now put the image in the background; add yourself peaking from behind a wall sobbing with a hard-on anon.


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Desk art of future polish engineers at one of top engineering schools

I found it randomly during a lecture and I took pictures of more hilarious drawings
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>>98112
Amerykanizacja postepuje, w sumie wzglednie mlodzik dalej jestem ale 15 lat temu nic nigdzie tego typu nie bylo az w sumie mam wrazenie ze inny swiat to jest niz ten w ktorym sie urodzilem a co dopiero dziady typu moj ojciec moga powiedziec, to nawet fakt ze za dzieciaka musialem stac przed kosciolem zeby zalapac sie na msze jak przyszedlem troche pozniej a dzisiaj chor jest w zasadzie wolny w niedziele
>>98113
W miare ale chyba nie tak jak kiedys, dalej wolaja spiewac barke o 21;37 ale wszyscy jednoglosnie chichraja sie i tak jak powiedziec cos typu jan pedal drugi, sekret skad wiem
>>98110
Wygryw jest wprost proporcjonalny do iloczynu ocetu i jego jakosci i odwrotnie proporcjonalny do kwadratu przegrywu
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>jego jakosci i odwrotnie proporcjonalny do kwadratu przegrywu
what the fuck is that random? god polish is such a meme language closed-eyes
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>>98119
no i ja się pytam człowieku dumny ty jesteś z siebie zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego co robisz? masz ty w ogóle rozum i godność człowieka? ja nie wiem ale żałosny typek z ciebie, chyba nie pomyślałeś nawet co robisz i co obrażasz, możesz sobie obrażać języki co na to zasłużyły sobie ale nie nasz język polski, naszą mowę ojczystą i tak wyjątkową i ważną bo to nie jest coś tam takie sobie że możesz to sobie wyśmiać bo tak ci się podoba nie wiem w jakiej ty się wychowałeś rodzinie ale chyba ty nie wiem nie rozumiesz co to jest patriotyzm. jeśli myślisz że jesteś wspaniały to jesteś zwykłym czubkiem którego ktoś nie odizolował jeszcze od społeczeństwa, nie wiem co w tym jest takie śmieszne ale śmiejcie się z niemieckiego albo rosyjskiego, albo innych brzydkich języków a nie czepiacie się takiego świętego języka jak polski!
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I want you to find shit that reads "BE GAY DO CRIME" on these desks. God I hate that phrase.
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>>98112
Troche brudza ale by spierdalali w podskokach jak pokaze im zaladowanego czarnoprochowca, az im dredy ze lba spadna w ucieczce xd
>>98304
It is teh polands, i havent seen this phrase being used here ever, but i will fix every antifa into anti-fag for big lulz, when i gather many enough photos i will post
>>98109
because chiyo is tiny and powerless but rich, good target of physical violence and abuse!


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Does Heyuri prefer Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask?

https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1711390106.html
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i can't vote because i haven't completed majora's mask (┰_┰)
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>>97973
play wind waker then, its the only non cdi zelda game where link has a voiced line, i forget what it was in a specific dungeon interacting with a specific item
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>>98056
wind wanker sux tongue
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3ds is gay, redux romhack is way better.
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ocarina of time is fun. but more time can be spent playing majora's mask and overall it's more enjoyable. my first playthrough of ocarina of time as a kid was pretty quick, but i loved it. majora's mask though, if you're a retarded 8 year old, you can play through the story and have tons of lasting fun with the side content and doing dumb shit in that world for a very long time after. majora's mask is better. strictly speaking on the originals. i did play the 3DS remakes. majora's mask sort of held up. ocarina of time 3D was perfect enough wasn't it? didn't have an issue with it and sort of prefer the 3D version. but i prefer the original majora's mask to the 3D one. i don't remember what the remake was like too well but i remember being dissatisfied with it when it came out. i just forget what because that must have been over 10 years ago now right. at he latest it came out in 2014, 2015. feels like so long ago.

what a great thing to reminisce about though, thanks OP.

>>98060
>wind wanker
interesting opinion. however wind waker is definitely one of the best games... when the sequel to wind waker came out it was pretty exciting. a lot of people said phantom hourglass and spirit tracks sucked. i'm not as willing to defend phantom hourglass, i found it frustraiting. but spirit tracks is a great game... the music was amazing and the story was pretty cute. it's a lot of fun going on an adventure with zelda herself. the multiplayer was a lot of fun too. it wasn't a bad time for zelda at all. so yeah, i don't even know how you could say wind waker sucks... all that being unrelated, there's just no need to even defend it, what are you on about?


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are there any farmers/gardeners/people-who-know-their-plants here on heyuri?
i had a peach plant die on me due to me watering it too much, but i decided to keep planting stuff hoping i will get to taste the fruit of my labor (literally!)
there are like 9 different seeds in the pot on the picture, 8 of them are lemon seeds the other is a tomato seed, my mom said all of the ones that sprouted are lemons so does anyone know why the one in the middle is yellowish?
there's also a newly germinated peach seed i buried there a few hours ago but i dont know if i will keep it as the fruit i got the seed from wasn't very delicious
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I'm a person-who-knows-my-PENIS, does that count?
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>>98267
depends, can you grow PENISes on pots?
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PENIS shrooms ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>98298
why was it grown in a playground? highly inappropriate


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I recently met kaguya irl while I was visiting istanbul. We had alot of fun.
As a side note, kaguya is fucking HUEG, he's like over 6'5+ and 250 pounds which is surprising for what you would think is some nerd. Every time you see pic related to represent kaguya, keep in mind that IRL he is a big big man
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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nosebleed
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>>98244
>>98245
absolutely horrendous dark
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>>98287
Horrendously cute, you mean!
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this is the kaguya I've been imagining to this day but probably much more autistic.


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( ´ω`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ugh... this faggot again...
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I found u on junkuchan! Same post, same order. nyaoo2
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Chrono Cross
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>>98252
This video just taught me about the existence of Radical Dreamers astonish
>Radical Dreamers[a] is a 1996 text-based visual novel adventure video game developed and published by Square for the Satellaview, a satellite peripheral for the Super Famicom
Text-based visual novel for the Satellaview, no wonder no one mentions it ever. Talk about an unholy alliance sweat2
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>>98261
>Text-based visual novel
what visual novels are not text-based? dark
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Hes never heard of an audio visual novel...
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>>98268
wait
I think this is just called "a movie"
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>>98262
Wait until smell-o-vision really gets going dark


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Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
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>>98196
i was hoping they all got to be each others sex doll crycrycry
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if you have your head stuck in the past, you wont realise when i finish making my time machine, and i will leave you behind to suffer in the future.
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>>98277
in the future AI will be making infinite new episodes of all my favorite anime while in the past you'll only have reruns
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>>98280
i don't care. im never looking back (forward)!
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you're never looking back to the future you say?
or are you saying you look forward to the past?


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are you hyped for netflix's new 4chan documentary?
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>>98207
don't. it's propoganda, it will change her opnion of 4chan!
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the guy at 1:31 looks an awful lot like snacks unsure
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>>98206
this is exactly how I feel about this too, aswell as all other netflix "documentaries"
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>the guy at 1:31 looks an awful lot like snacks
I think ur right!
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drink up everytime netflix does anything right.

what's this hacker called 4chan?


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i heard you can avoid gas by cooking legumes with ginger. is this true?
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but I love gas!
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with waifus like that you should be helping them cook the most gas-inducing foods possible then cosplaying as the human centipede with them for the rest of the night
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the garden = human anatomy
the center of the garden = genital region
the tree = the genitals
the fruit = orgasm
eating = sex
serpent = lust
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>>98285
is the reason the biblical God wants boys to have the tips of their PENISes cut off so they can't enjoy sex as much?


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how do u respond?
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PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME (;´Д`) (;´Д`) (;´Д`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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run her over with a real car
you dont want the toy car you get the real car
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Ok. Forive me for asking.


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someone please explain labda calculus to me plrease
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you remember in middle school when they taught you about subsitution? its just that but the theory goes more crazy.
you can read
>what is (lambda x. x + 4 * x)(2)
as
>substitute x = 2 into x + 4 * x.
but then you can say stuff like
>f = lambda g. g 2
>what is f(lambda x. x + 4 * x)
which would have the same answer.


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Claude I fucked your girlfriend, lol
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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This is how the history of Heyuri will go:

- Lolico creates the website in 2020 (previous heyuris are not important), marking the first rule 8 enforcing website. His Time in office was rather short but his status to this day is legendary (Lenin)
- Kuz after Lolico resigned from the position of admin sits at the heyurian throne, enforcing rule 8 stronger than ever, banning everyone whom questions it. Site enters a new level of prosperity under his lead (Stalin)
- After Kuz got 2 bz with AIDS and nuchan.party, kaguya becomes the leader. Automatically, Kuz's favorite boy turns against him, blaming him for everything bad that ever happened on Heyuri and begins dekuzyfication and dekolymazation. Last admin from the OG Kolyma brigade (Khrushchev)
WE ARE HERE
- After ultimately dekolymizing heyuri. Kaguya resigns for someone noone remembers, okay it's gonna be a boring admin but his regime will be long and peacefull for heyurians. Like literally what did Brezhnev do except the Moscow olimpics and some boring ass wars LOL (Brezhnev)
- Some two irrelevant faggots that leave very fast (Andropov & Chernenko)
- And then, the ultimate faggot. He will remove rule 8, make a /pol/ board, move boards to lynxchan, ban lolis, invite nuchanners and ultimately will shut down heyuri (Gorbachov)

YES I HAVE AUTISM ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT angry
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>>98095
LOLIS OF THE BASEMENT UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR HYMENS!

>>98096
Maybe

Other than that, i have some more "coincidences":
Akima - Trotsky (traitor that got epicly mined ROFLMAO xd)
Cavalier - Georgy Malenkov (he was the leader of cccp for like 2 minutes, just like cavalier)

Thanks for listening to my theory commrades! Have a blissfully socialist rest of the day
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRURUURURUGHGHGHGHGHGH
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have you voted for kaguya?
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Soviet Union also had satelite states with their own installed leaders... does Heyuri have something like that? The closest thing I can think of is Angelano buying world2ch, but it's completly dead now because Angelano is a fag dark
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>>98175
I guess you could compare that to kuz buying websites like rule8.party, gurochan or vidlii and give it to kolyma members like kaguya for gurochan and lolwut for vidlii


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