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  • 2024/02/27 - Anime nominations and their votings will be held on this table from now on.
  • 2024/01/29 - Try out some extra CSS files: Link
  • 2023/12/18 - We now have a MAL club
  • 2023/12/11 - Music board on Uploader@Heyuri is launched. Share your favorite tunes!

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Does Heyuri prefer Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask?

https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1711390106.html
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I want Link to be silent and not talkative
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i can't vote because i haven't completed majora's mask (┰_┰)
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>>97973
play wind waker then, its the only non cdi zelda game where link has a voiced line, i forget what it was in a specific dungeon interacting with a specific item
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>>98056
wind wanker sux tongue
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3ds is gay, redux romhack is way better.


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I recently met kaguya irl while I was visiting istanbul. We had alot of fun.
As a side note, kaguya is fucking HUEG, he's like over 6'5+ and 250 pounds which is surprising for what you would think is some nerd. Every time you see pic related to represent kaguya, keep in mind that IRL he is a big big man
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>>98214
angry
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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nosebleed
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>>98244
>>98245
absolutely horrendous dark
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>>98287
Horrendously cute, you mean!


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are you hyped for netflix's new 4chan documentary?
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>>98207
don't. it's propoganda, it will change her opnion of 4chan!
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the guy at 1:31 looks an awful lot like snacks unsure
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>>98206
this is exactly how I feel about this too, aswell as all other netflix "documentaries"
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>the guy at 1:31 looks an awful lot like snacks
I think ur right!
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drink up everytime netflix does anything right.

what's this hacker called 4chan?


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i heard you can avoid gas by cooking legumes with ginger. is this true?
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but I love gas!
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with waifus like that you should be helping them cook the most gas-inducing foods possible then cosplaying as the human centipede with them for the rest of the night
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the garden = human anatomy
the center of the garden = genital region
the tree = the genitals
the fruit = orgasm
eating = sex
serpent = lust
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>>98285
is the reason the biblical God wants boys to have the tips of their PENISes cut off so they can't enjoy sex as much?


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Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
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>>98176
teh desu dies horribly and shinku rapes suigintou
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>>98196
i was hoping they all got to be each others sex doll crycrycry
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if you have your head stuck in the past, you wont realise when i finish making my time machine, and i will leave you behind to suffer in the future.
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>>98277
in the future AI will be making infinite new episodes of all my favorite anime while in the past you'll only have reruns
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>>98280
i don't care. im never looking back (forward)!


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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ugh... this faggot again...


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how do u respond?
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PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME (;´Д`) (;´Д`) (;´Д`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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run her over with a real car
you dont want the toy car you get the real car
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Ok. Forive me for asking.


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someone please explain labda calculus to me plrease
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you remember in middle school when they taught you about subsitution? its just that but the theory goes more crazy.
you can read
>what is (lambda x. x + 4 * x)(2)
as
>substitute x = 2 into x + 4 * x.
but then you can say stuff like
>f = lambda g. g 2
>what is f(lambda x. x + 4 * x)
which would have the same answer.


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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Chrono Cross
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>>98254
I think Cross is a fine enough game, but overall Chrono Trigger is way better.
The main problem with Cross is that it constantly wears a hat on top of a hat. Key aspects of the games are taken to ridiculous extremes, like the number of possible characters and specially the plot, while the smaller details are somewhat left aside. This is a game where after you defeat he who has been the main villain throughout the entire game there's still a whole dungeon, like six minibosses and two main bosses left. On the other hand, the massive amount of playable characters ironically leads to each of them being watered down since the designers couldn't account for every possible party permutation. More so it waters down the story, given that 90% of them don't have anything to do with the main issue of the plot and join you on a whim anyways

The combat system for Cross more well realized in my opinion, though. The elements being one use only and having to worry about the current field effects do add a good layer of strategy that i didn't find in Trigger, not to mention the stamina system. However, the summons seem intended for new game+ since they're only worth it when you have the red field, blue field, or etc, elements, but by that point the game is pretty much over.

Overall, it's worth it to try Chrono Cross, it's fun. There are particular points where the game clicks really well, it's just that the experience, as a whole, got too big for its breaches.
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>>98252
This video just taught me about the existence of Radical Dreamers astonish
>Radical Dreamers[a] is a 1996 text-based visual novel adventure video game developed and published by Square for the Satellaview, a satellite peripheral for the Super Famicom
Text-based visual novel for the Satellaview, no wonder no one mentions it ever. Talk about an unholy alliance sweat2
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>>98261
>Text-based visual novel
what visual novels are not text-based? dark
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Hes never heard of an audio visual novel...
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>>98268
wait
I think this is just called "a movie"


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are there any farmers/gardeners/people-who-know-their-plants here on heyuri?
i had a peach plant die on me due to me watering it too much, but i decided to keep planting stuff hoping i will get to taste the fruit of my labor (literally!)
there are like 9 different seeds in the pot on the picture, 8 of them are lemon seeds the other is a tomato seed, my mom said all of the ones that sprouted are lemons so does anyone know why the one in the middle is yellowish?
there's also a newly germinated peach seed i buried there a few hours ago but i dont know if i will keep it as the fruit i got the seed from wasn't very delicious
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I'm a person-who-knows-my-PENIS, does that count?


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I drew myself as as disembodied hand proposing to my waifu, how far gone am I (´~`)
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why don't you ever color your drawings
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>>98256
i colored like 3 of my drawings and they looked meh
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>>98257
if they look meh, experiment painting one only with solid colors
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Waaaa! Congratulations on your engagement! I'm so happy for you, anonymous. You two always looked so right together. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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now draw yourself as a disembodied PENIS


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Claude I fucked your girlfriend, lol
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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This is how the history of Heyuri will go:

- Lolico creates the website in 2020 (previous heyuris are not important), marking the first rule 8 enforcing website. His Time in office was rather short but his status to this day is legendary (Lenin)
- Kuz after Lolico resigned from the position of admin sits at the heyurian throne, enforcing rule 8 stronger than ever, banning everyone whom questions it. Site enters a new level of prosperity under his lead (Stalin)
- After Kuz got 2 bz with AIDS and nuchan.party, kaguya becomes the leader. Automatically, Kuz's favorite boy turns against him, blaming him for everything bad that ever happened on Heyuri and begins dekuzyfication and dekolymazation. Last admin from the OG Kolyma brigade (Khrushchev)
WE ARE HERE
- After ultimately dekolymizing heyuri. Kaguya resigns for someone noone remembers, okay it's gonna be a boring admin but his regime will be long and peacefull for heyurians. Like literally what did Brezhnev do except the Moscow olimpics and some boring ass wars LOL (Brezhnev)
- Some two irrelevant faggots that leave very fast (Andropov & Chernenko)
- And then, the ultimate faggot. He will remove rule 8, make a /pol/ board, move boards to lynxchan, ban lolis, invite nuchanners and ultimately will shut down heyuri (Gorbachov)

YES I HAVE AUTISM ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT angry
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>>98095
LOLIS OF THE BASEMENT UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR HYMENS!

>>98096
Maybe

Other than that, i have some more "coincidences":
Akima - Trotsky (traitor that got epicly mined ROFLMAO xd)
Cavalier - Georgy Malenkov (he was the leader of cccp for like 2 minutes, just like cavalier)

Thanks for listening to my theory commrades! Have a blissfully socialist rest of the day
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRURUURURUGHGHGHGHGHGH
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have you voted for kaguya?
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Soviet Union also had satelite states with their own installed leaders... does Heyuri have something like that? The closest thing I can think of is Angelano buying world2ch, but it's completly dead now because Angelano is a fag dark
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>>98175
I guess you could compare that to kuz buying websites like rule8.party, gurochan or vidlii and give it to kolyma members like kaguya for gurochan and lolwut for vidlii


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how to join boko haram
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you must do haram things with BOKU, then you automatically join
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>>98139
僕はできないよ!!!


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mada mada ikuyoo
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THERE IS NO ESCAPE
GIVE US ALL YOUR BRAINS
THEY BELONG TO US


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