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  • 2024/02/27 - Anime nominations and their votings will be held on this table from now on.
  • 2024/01/29 - Try out some extra CSS files: Link
  • 2023/12/18 - We now have a MAL club
  • 2023/12/11 - Music board on Uploader@Heyuri is launched. Share your favorite tunes!

We will watch Nuku Nuku and Dokuro-chan this Saturday @ 19:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Chrono Cross
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>>98218
How can someone have 4 cervixes? dizzy
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While you were wasting your time on the Internet, I beat 72 virgin asses flying to Heaven.

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>72 virgin asses flying to Heaven.
Sounds like a good game
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yeah well i got real epussy cool
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>>98225
I have multiple waifus because my libido is too high for just one, her VAGINA be sore all the time.


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are you hyped for netflix's new 4chan documentary?
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when is the heyuri documentary?
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Obviously an attempt to carve the (media approved) 4chan story in stone. Anyone actually interested in 4chan won't stop here and will probably get things debunked for him down the line, but the average person who only slightly cares will unfortunately take this as gospel. Those people are who the documentary is for.
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I'll sure to have my mom watch this so I'll have all the credits even though I wasn't there 🍀
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>>98207
don't. it's propoganda, it will change her opnion of 4chan!
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the guy at 1:31 looks an awful lot like snacks unsure


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how do u respond?
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PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME PLEASE LET ME (;´Д`) (;´Д`) (;´Д`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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run her over with a real car
you dont want the toy car you get the real car


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This is how the history of Heyuri will go:

- Lolico creates the website in 2020 (previous heyuris are not important), marking the first rule 8 enforcing website. His Time in office was rather short but his status to this day is legendary (Lenin)
- Kuz after Lolico resigned from the position of admin sits at the heyurian throne, enforcing rule 8 stronger than ever, banning everyone whom questions it. Site enters a new level of prosperity under his lead (Stalin)
- After Kuz got 2 bz with AIDS and nuchan.party, kaguya becomes the leader. Automatically, Kuz's favorite boy turns against him, blaming him for everything bad that ever happened on Heyuri and begins dekuzyfication and dekolymazation. Last admin from the OG Kolyma brigade (Khrushchev)
WE ARE HERE
- After ultimately dekolymizing heyuri. Kaguya resigns for someone noone remembers, okay it's gonna be a boring admin but his regime will be long and peacefull for heyurians. Like literally what did Brezhnev do except the Moscow olimpics and some boring ass wars LOL (Brezhnev)
- Some two irrelevant faggots that leave very fast (Andropov & Chernenko)
- And then, the ultimate faggot. He will remove rule 8, make a /pol/ board, move boards to lynxchan, ban lolis, invite nuchanners and ultimately will shut down heyuri (Gorbachov)

YES I HAVE AUTISM ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT angry
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>>98095
LOLIS OF THE BASEMENT UNITE! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR HYMENS!

>>98096
Maybe

Other than that, i have some more "coincidences":
Akima - Trotsky (traitor that got epicly mined ROFLMAO xd)
Cavalier - Georgy Malenkov (he was the leader of cccp for like 2 minutes, just like cavalier)

Thanks for listening to my theory commrades! Have a blissfully socialist rest of the day
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have you voted for kaguya?
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Soviet Union also had satelite states with their own installed leaders... does Heyuri have something like that? The closest thing I can think of is Angelano buying world2ch, but it's completly dead now because Angelano is a fag dark
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>>98175
I guess you could compare that to kuz buying websites like rule8.party, gurochan or vidlii and give it to kolyma members like kaguya for gurochan and lolwut for vidlii


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I recently met kaguya irl while I was visiting istanbul. We had alot of fun.
As a side note, kaguya is fucking HUEG, he's like over 6'5+ and 250 pounds which is surprising for what you would think is some nerd. Every time you see pic related to represent kaguya, keep in mind that IRL he is a big big man
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Does his eye sparkle when he speaks of anime? x3
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And besides, please don't break my illusion! We all know he's mahou shoujo! nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>98214
angry
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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nosebleed


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Claude I fucked your girlfriend, lol


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are there any farmers/gardeners/people-who-know-their-plants here on heyuri?
i had a peach plant die on me due to me watering it too much, but i decided to keep planting stuff hoping i will get to taste the fruit of my labor (literally!)
there are like 9 different seeds in the pot on the picture, 8 of them are lemon seeds the other is a tomato seed, my mom said all of the ones that sprouted are lemons so does anyone know why the one in the middle is yellowish?
there's also a newly germinated peach seed i buried there a few hours ago but i dont know if i will keep it as the fruit i got the seed from wasn't very delicious


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how to join boko haram
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you must do haram things with BOKU, then you automatically join
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>>98139
僕はできないよ!!!


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mada mada ikuyoo
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THERE IS NO ESCAPE
GIVE US ALL YOUR BRAINS
THEY BELONG TO US


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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
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>>98162
suiseisex xd
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this reminds me that i have watched all but the final episode of rozen maiden
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>>98176
teh desu dies horribly and shinku rapes suigintou
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>>98196
i was hoping they all got to be each others sex doll crycrycry


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This is the blandest shit ever, I cannot fathom how people can be so obsessed with this record. Christie Front Drive and Boy's Life are much better bands of the midwestern emo scene.
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First song is great, rest is meh. Good rock album, mediocre Dinosaur album.
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I think this album is absolute amazing - and that is for various reasons. One is how simple yet melodious it is. They have vast instrument, drummers good. I like teh voice of teh singer. Lyrics are sad and emo I fucking love teh trumpet. Also, if you listens to any album ONCE and expect it to be great. Good luck.

https://youtu.be/QW7p3WNFoHg?si=OH4xXe295mVYM_QU

is this teh greatest emo album ever? Who knows. But it's good. So stop being emo about it. lolico
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Good School Girl. I've heard songs from mikitoP before but hearing the whole album I can say I really like his style. Especially in the more slow paced songs of the album, since that is a tone you don't often hear on vocaloid.
My favorite has to be You are AB, I love both the tempo of the song and the lyrics.
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>>98190
listened to the first 3 minutes and holy shit it's great
i also like the picture you posted biggrin


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would you marry a piece of junk?
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>>98163
(´¬`)
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YES
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i am a peice of junk. perect match !
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That's my dream! blush


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desktop thread
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>>98219
nice pedo undercover setup my dude lolico
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You have summoned teh Linux users. biggrin
Stock Xubuntu .config stolen and slapped into Debian cool


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How do you think Ika-chan's tentacles would feel? What sort of sounds would they make? (´¬`)
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she looks uncomfortable (´~`)
how can we, heyurians of teh internet, make her feel as comfortable as possible?
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I want to indulge in baby-making activity with this dirty squid while she squirts ink on my PENIS during climax.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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probably teh best beer fap in teh world.
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i want to be filled by her dark black ink loveblush


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