Off-Topic@Heyuri

>>120671
>my wife is turning 18 in 13 years
13 years will go by too quickly

>>120674
these are the years you should cherish the most

whatever dude

I am 23

>>120671
mine is turning 13 in 18 years

nothing 2 do with bread but...

you mean you want to stab a girl or you want a girl to stab you?

>>120009
Both duh

>>119963
glory to general cho for winning the battle of blacksburg

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Your fortune: You have aids

Imagine the bacteria.

One time i was exploring an closed school / orphanage home(?) with some others. It had rooms for a lot of kids to live in. The old part was from the 1900s~ while extended around 1970~ and then got shut down. During this extension they added some sort of intercoms in each room to alarm guardians or something of this kind. While exploring during the day we found nothing at all to be wrong, nothing was on or running. That said, the school still had electric turned on but "abounded" or rather, not inn use for a long time.

While we explored the upper floors on the old part of the school, time went by and it got dark. At later - we decided to go back to the newer parts to explore again, and at this time we took notice that one of these intercoms was on and simply transmitting an empty signal of "white noise". Nothing else was heard. But whats kind of creepy is that none of us left each other side during this time and we didn't hear anything else before this.

Idk how it got turned on.

Another one is about my dead cat - which was sort of "murder" or put to sleep without me knowing it. She had two homes to live in, and one of her other "homes" decided to get rid of her.

This happened while i was around 6-7yo - I was chilling in my bed with a really fluffy thick blanket. And after awhile from no-where I could feel and see how tiny small steps was walking towards me on the blanket just as a cat would. Sadly this really scared me.

>>120482
>"do not be afraid of the world which will be suffering and going through strife... your mind should be focused on that which is higher, as that is your mission."
Yeah because God would tell you not to care about other peoples suffering and focus on your chunni fantasies instead
If only maho shoujo like Madoka followed this divine law.

>>120478
Alright then. These experiences are benign, weird or cool, or outright demonic. And to be honest, I'm not sure if I can share some of these experiences because they're very personal or they're very spooky.
First, the good. I had a vision back in 2021, of this naga miko who lectured me on respecting all life and nature. I also sometimes hear a woman's voice talking to me and advising me, saying stuff like "Don't be so hard on yourself", "Don't do that", "Be careful", or "I love you."
The weird stuff is usually dreams, usually about protecting or fugging lolis and hot monster girls, or sometimes experiencing alternate historical worlds. However, once I had a dream where I was lectured on nihilism. After wandering around some industrial areas and a carnival, this psychedelic music video played. Green miasmas shifted and moved, transforming from formless shapes into an eye, then the outline of a face and body and finally the full body itself. The music electronic and the lyrics, which I barely remember, were a spell: an attempt to cast out the nihilistic cancer in my soul.
The demonic, well, some of these are dreams but they're too "real" IMO to be dreams, like marching through Hell with Roman Legions and seeing demons with DMT faces, or encountering Satan and being asked to help eight different souls in Hell so they could be redeemed. There's been some sleep paralysis events involving pitch-black figures. I've also seen some shit in the waking world - shadows moving around, the walls creaking, phantom smells, non-physical sexual experiences, etc., but you really don't want to know about that.
I know there's a lot of dreams, but dreams are one of the main forms of spiritual communication.

>>120624
Sorry you lost your cat friend too soon anon.

I had a similar experience of feeling phantom paws walking on my bed at night, and when I looked there was no cat. My cats were still alive however, so I don't know what that was. Maybe it was the ghost of Pudding, who was my first cat I had when I was a toddler.

the thought of pooping into condoms and making love with each other's steaming hot turds while kissing and licking each other, then climaxing together and squirting all over each other

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>>120665
This, but without the condoms.

a grown woman making faces... civilisation has failed...

>>120657
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update of a girl into woman has failed? critical error?

>>120652
... I'm reinstalling XP-tan.

The real treasure was the incestual sodomy we had along the way.

this is probably what God does to his son (Jesus) everyday in heaven LOL

the treasure is in his ANUS

churka san

KILL THAT FUCKING RAT

The unholy alliance

good news for certain people: she is going to need to pee it out sometime

that is GOOD NEWS.

>she is going to need to pee it out sometime
good news everynyan~

>>120629
Yay!

pai.. pai... pan-zuri

R.I.P drawing tablet-kun

the tablet tree will grow and ran will have a lot of tablets

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>>120638
k-kisamaaaaa

used the explosion to build you a new house
now it's way cooler

>>120641
>used the explosion to build you a new house
>now it's way cooler
woah, i've never seen this kind of architecture

>>120641
wait this is way cooler than my house now
grrr im so jealous

guys she's not a jew, japs just like to use that six pointed star to represent magic!

Burn her!!!

>>120501
Barbeque, anyone?

>Barbeque, anyone?
hell yeah!

>>120591
>>120617
No sexy burnt flesh dripping of her as she screams? Disappointing. Shameful. Wasted opportunity.

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

under every room there is a pantsu protecting us from PENIS

Gotta scramble some F22s so we can get inside those panties before they fly off! ヽ(´∇`)ノ