Off-Topic@Heyuri

Congrats! This game is brutally difficult. One of my favourites from CAVE, in fact the local arcade has a cab which I've sunk countless hours into. I've beaten the game at home but never on the original hardware, which is always a little embarrassing because I'll inevitably yell "fuck's sake!" or "god damn it!" or "this fucking game's impossible!" in what is, purportedly, a family-oriented venue.

They have a ton of CAVE games and other classic shmups there, actually. They're basically almost always free so I have my pick, but if I play any for long enough, a small crowd of neckbeards will inevitably form around me, almost cheerleading me with their subdued murmurs of "almost had it that time!", "use your bomb, use your bomb!" which always makes me wonder why such enthusiasts aren't at the cabs themselves...

Also, the back of the box for the 360 release of Deathsmiles says "Death smiles. Lolis smile back." Something about the word "lolis" printed on the back of an official-release 360 game just amuses me. That certainly wouldn't fly these days.

>>121804

2007, but the company that made it are one of the biggest names in 90s bullet-hell arcade games, so this one is styled to resemble their 90s arcade output. So you're half-right, I guess （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

>>121812
It's one of CAVE's easiest.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

>>121817
cave's easiest is like dodonpachi us region, which gives you a bazillion bombs and has a lower default difficulty

>>121744
Congratulations. I love this game. It's a shame the easiest-to-use girl is also the worst one.

What thread are we maeking?

>What thread are we maeking?
a thread of win

>>121829
puchiko chaAaaAaAan~~~~!!!

will the construction be accident-free

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>121848
the asbestos hit hard

raep turns things dark.

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JUNKU!!!

yo some1 pass me the css I think I like the theme

moar ravish(´∇`)

Your fortune: Average luck

NO! FUCK YOU!

FAK YOU! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>121816
No fuck please

slowly

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

crunchy (´￢`)

zOMG a shotakon (;ﾟДﾟ)

DO rape me! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

Sucky sucky.

Your fortune: You just lost the game

>>121704
what the hell! heyuri curse!!!
i just pissed myself! my dick was clogged with leftover sperm and pee got on my whole leg

>>121711
Spotted the ojisan! Kimo~i~

Made kilju and passed out drinking it. Woke up with pissed pants.

i was at a birthday party and a friend of mine made me laugh so hard i pissed myself
it was my crush's bday party too

I had bigger concern as a child, i was allergic to milk - and thus i couldn't help to shit myself. This happen a few times and even to these days i feel embarrassed about it. I was around 5 years.

heartwarming

Time to visit my ancestors in the Valhalla.
It's a french tradition, I think.

Halloween? Moar liek HALLO-WIN

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

we can continue rozen maiden stream if you wish

>>121801
Maybe Tomorrow? I actually have time tomorrow, unlike the last time

>>121736
she claims to sell luck but that is a lie
besides she never hands a receipt because she evades taxes

the original anon behind these posts on jay has affected so many lives he doesnt even know

>>121724
NİGGER NİGGER

>>121803
she is the white rabbit of inaba!

うさぎ うさぎ!

Yuru Yuri x Mortal Kombat?

>>121765
You sit on the toilet for around 8 hours a day?

>You sit on the toilet for around 8 hours a day?
yes. Doesn't everyone?

>>121775
How else am I gonna play my Steam Upperdecker?

Your fortune: You have cancer

>Your fortune: You have cancer
My condolences for your ass cancer, 121794-san (´人｀)

NOVEEEMBEEEER

EYE VOTED!

>>121783
Silly Cirno, that's now how u vote!