Off-Topic@Heyuri

>>122347
WELL PULL IT OUT OF HER ASS, THEN! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>WELL PULL IT OUT OF HER ASS, THEN!
it wont budge! It's really stuck up there this time

nice funnel to pour lots of love juice directly into her

>FUCK TEH POLICE!
I'M TRYING!

>>122278

>>122278
police raep party

FUCK TEH POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM TEH UNDERGROUND

>>122326

I apologize I did not look at the image closely enough before I sent it

Here's a real one.

I LIEK WILD BERRIES!!

my grandpa has those berries in his garden and i can say with 100% certainty they aren't poisonous
i wonder why the boy lied to lara

>>122237
Nina checked your digits and werent impressed. She chose me.

>>122237
gets don’t lie…

>Nina checked your digits and werent impressed. She chose me.
it seems i will haev to taek her... BY FORCE

KOREANS?! IN MY HEYURI?!

my wife having good time with her friend

>>122206
Genki is visibly targeted for someone who is going to Japan for school or work, where shit like that is very important

>Genki is visibly targeted for someone who is going to Japan for school or work
Yes, I get it. That's exactly why I do not recommend this book for self-study.

People who learn Japanese by themselves probably aren't doing that to enroll into a Japanese college. That is especially true for heyurians. We just want to read h-manga and play eroge. So the approach should be different.

>>122253
where do you recommend starting then

>>122276
im not the person you tagged

i began with the most obvious grammar videos on youtube, pulling out a jlpt list from 5 to 1 when i got confident enough on anki
there is one good set of over 30000 flashies
you skip borrowed english words, start small with vocab, do not get overambitious the first week

you watch more youtube grammar tutorials, when you get frustrated, bored, burned out and disinterested you force yourself to do anki, dont worry about forgetting them the time you close anki, dont worry about relearning basic stuff 10 or a 100 times over

dont worry about sucking at identifying spoken words because 10 words have the same reading
it takes ages to get comfortable to on and kun yomi and memorizing all of them and then mastering so that despite the same sound pattern you know which of the 100 options it is simply based on the context
refer to dejikos nazo keitai for getting raped with misidentifying spoken and read japanese and ateji and other rebuses

it will probably take you long to read fluently in even hiragana at all times
dont worry about it, kanji comes with getting used to the language and wasting enough time on japanese so that you forcibly memorize them
when you are quite familiar with readings and the sounds of kanji your brain will wire them together without you noticing it, dont worry about sucking extremely bad for quite some time

speaking and making sentences comes last, little children barely make sentences, you will be like them for a few years after having a good comprehension of japanese no exceptions
if you do not attempt on talking to yourself in japanese you will never speak it, the human speaking module of the brain is hardwired and not made up on the go
if you do not try building sentences and describing anything even in your own head you will never speak it well
you speak english and make sentences without thinking about it, same is the case for any language, if you do not use it enough then no fast stable and reliable neural paths are made and no speaking is possible

i spoke close to no english some 5 years ago, dont worry about sucking and getting frustrated and dropping all hope for fluency, you will get exhausted and drop learning 10 times in a single month

the prize for learning japanese is a very wide range of loli doujins before someone translates them, navigating nico easily, good philosophy materials and there is a lot of it
i would suggest following the general rule of chans when learning japanese: dont post the first day
otherwise the embarassment will haunt you at nights for all eternity

>>122168
>>122206
>>122253
what if, the reason I want to learn japanese is actually to immerse myself in a culture very different from my own, be able to properly appreciate the nuances of japanese prose and poetry and maybe go there to study or work?

But what if I want to be caught by it?

Kagami will smell like TIMOTEI

cute loli!

She's rolling the wrong way.

>>122267
Please eat me.

KILL THE FREAK.

>Incorrect, I'm afraid
iiya, i am correkuto

>>122257
Moar liek cock-rekt-o

>Moar liek cock-rekt-o
mai cock is rekt from fapping so much due to the hawtness!

>>122254
try to find a qt real analog yourself then

>>122261
Analog? Moar liek anal-log

BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU BOKU

microsoft hacked into his geimu and pwned his plane

ecangelion SUX!

>>122204

>>122138
Who is Shinji in the Neon Genesis Eddvangelion universe?

>>122224
obvious choice is jimmy, artisans choice is double d

>>122138
Didn't Eddy's VA play a background character in episode one of NGE?

>you all never asked my secret
ALRIGHT GIVE US TEH SECRET

>>122184
i think lolis are gross （⌒∇⌒ゞ）おっぱい好きです！！！！！！

>>122186
i'm going to raeg!!!

>>122186

Die.

>>122186
oppai is okay

but just that, okay

>>122194
Dance with no pants!

moar liek dance with no PENIS

>>122219
Um excuse me there is definitely a PENIS right there, swinging in the breeze.