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💗

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I hope you know that ❤ = consent. Enjoy your facefull of stinky heyurizen PENIS.

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nice hit waha

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No.122922
Miu thigh sexy drool
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>Miu thigh sexy
yeah biggrin
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No.122925
waha⚾

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you wouldn't want to get hit by teh tit blasters nyaoo2

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No.122806
Says you.
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No.122850
You don't know my life! Maybe I would wanna get hit with teh titty guns! angry
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biggrin
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OMG i remember playing that at disneyland astonish

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Am I kawaii uguu~ nyaoo

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No.122916
>Am I kawaii uguu~
kawaii tanku biggrin

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>122876
Oh my God I grew a PENIS!! (;ﾟДﾟ)
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No.122900
>penor.png
ZOMG 😲
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Crim... blush

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.122881
INCOMING! wahawahawaha
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No.122886
🔥waha🔥waha🔥waha🔥
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No.122887
waha waha waha wahawaha
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.122899
>>122893
Teh waha has perfect aim! astonish

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Do you have to be particularly good or particularly bad to excel at modern art?

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.122809
>>122804
Are you good at drawing women so they look like a sack of abstract potatoes? closed-eyes
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No.122885
If it came down to a fight I could probably take the blue one, but the yellow one would flatten me...
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No.122896
>>122885
Both of them would be easy actually. Someone already broke their bones.

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what shape is this?

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No.122892
A star with downs syndrome
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No.122894
>A star with downs syndrome
I LOL'D xd

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i will pee on a random woman tonight

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(USER WAS PEED ON FOR THIS POST)
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I would be happy to be pissed by a random woman blush
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No.122856
op here, the woman peed back on me it was sugoi
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>op here, the woman peed back on me it was sugoi
Oh, I'm so jealous now. I've been dreaming about it for 13 years cry But probably that won't ever happen. Can you share some more details, please? Where did you find that woman? Was she a sex worker? Was she happy to pee on you?
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>>122884
I wanna squeeze her butt nosebleed

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>122867
>for your loli slav-
wait, what's happening to the slavs (;´Д`)
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>>122871
Many things... Very many things... dark
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>>122871
I don't know, but whatever it is, it's cute!
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>>122867
>loli slav- I mean child!
umm, i dont think "child slave" makes it any better
depending on who you ask of course
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No.122889
>>122879
Nah I mean just child in general. Wasn't;t trying to say child slave. It was supposed to be like I almost said "your loli slave" but I corrected myself and said "your child".

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sadWAAAAA I'm new and don't know how to use the site sadWon't any big strong heyuri-ers come and hold my hand?

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>>122761
Nice edit
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>>122761
cute biggrin
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>>122761
biggrin
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No.122786
>>122761
thx u heyuri-tan biggrin
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>>122786
You're now a heyurizen.

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How many softwarez do you haev?nyaoo

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No.122819
>How many softwarez do you haev?
OVAR 9 THOUSAND
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No.122833
My Program Files folder has 742 folders in it, although this is far from an exact count. closed-eyes
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No.122834
2️⃣ sad

Can I haz sum of ur softwarez?
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>>122834
https://up.heyuri.net/src/816.7z
Here you gocool
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>>122834
haha he has only 2️⃣

poor poor (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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I went to a Teppanyaki place with my family last night (they came over for an occasion) and my mom asked me what drink I wanted (I guess she just wanted to know) and I pointed to the Ramune. She then said "oh, the ruhmoon?" xd

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teh ruhmoon
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>>122853
You ever heard the legend of tehangry man in the ruhmoon? nyaoo2
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>>122854
I accidentally added an angry whoops cry

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Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for Long Island iced tea made with loli pee.

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>>122817
First u grab a tea bag (any flavor will do) and then u find a fresh loli (preferably kidnapped, teh fear juice makes teh flavor more rich, although any loli will do), u cut teh loli's bladder open, extract her peepee and then put teh peepee into the tea.
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No.122844
And then ta-da! fresh tasty loli piss tea!
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I prefer to use cruelty free, fair trade loli pee for my recipes. You just need to give the child enough Ramune or Pocari Sweat and she will need to go eventually. 😣💦
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No.122849
>>122847
To each their own. biggrin

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What would you do if this happened to you? nyaoo-closedeyes

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No.122835
accept teh reincarnation biggrin
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No.122837
Probably, suck. Have a serious internet/entertainment abstinence syndrome. Have a homesick and a serious anxiety. That feel when you already suck even being born in the modern comfortable conditions...
Can you really survive by relying on tropes knowledge? You must be a real LN otaku then... And it would require some (serious) acting skills probably.
But at least the cute princess WILL NOTICE you... until getting disappoint.
"Slow life with a cute loli" type is more appealing.
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One of the currently airing shows have this type of a reincarnated person, who is not the Cool Main Hero. Also you can remember the ones from TenSura and what treatment they get.
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>>122843
An addition: at least it seemed like this to me in that episode, I don't know what would happen to him next.

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