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In Japan, they say that the first dream you have in the new year will predict things about your year.

Mine featured me walking through a kind of soapland or red light district. I saw a petite Chinese girl with a scrawny, middle-aged man being held down in bondage getting candle-wax dripped on him. Then I ended up wandering into a grocery store where one of my best friends was walking around, looking for freezie pops (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezie) since I said I wanted to eat them. He couldn't find them and I said not to worry about it because he had good desserts already.

Do you remember your first dream of the New Year? Have you experienced one yet?

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I've had some really weird (and erotic) dreams the past week, so I can only assume that I'm going to have a really weird (and erotic) year.
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No.129482
Mine was me finding a man sleeping in the middle of the road
As i wanted to get him to move so that no car hits him he pulled a gun on me and shot
All my dreams revolve around me getting fucked, there has been not a single nice dream in my entire lifetime
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No.129538
The first dream I had this year was insignificant. I forgot it. The conclusion that I can draw from this is that this year will be insignificant and forgettable
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No.129539
I cant remember the last time I had a dream
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No.129594
I was at a platform waiting for a train I was going to drive, when I saw a face that was flattened and disconnected from the body in the tracks (;ﾟ∀ﾟ) I quickly went further down the platform and was met with gore and shit everywhere. I realized there were children on the platform, seemingly oblivious. I thought about how to make them leave without seeing anything. Then I woke up. So yeah I'm probably running another fucker over this year degeso（ ´,_ゝ`）

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hot

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cold
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just right
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lmao do you live in the horizontal land

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it's 2025 ZOMG!!!!

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>>129360
>>129375
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No.129439
Where did the whole "youmu is a dork and she gets angry when people call her that" thing get from, some doujin?
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No.129443
like most 4/jp/ jokes, one guy was spammed the board with something like "lel youmu is a dork" some 13 years ago and it caught on.
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>>129443
Oh yeah? And how do all other memes catch on, if not by being reposted ad nauseam? rolleyes
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This meme is over a decade old dark

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the perfect living onahole biggrin

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teh perfect onahole... WITH AIDS!
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No.129529
"This one is premium quality. Low maintenance, extra soft with extra stuff. It's only 1699.99 dollars. Make sure to feed it at least four times a day so the insides can remain moist and comfortable."
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pic related is what the father must've looked like

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Japanese tengu cooking spaghetti

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I'm still not buying your newspaper, birdbrain glare2
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ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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japanese angel cooking corndogs
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Ancient meme! It's at least 16 years old, probably older

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5 days without fapping and i'm already fantasizing about crossdressing. What is wrong with me?

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Sorry for the void. The background was messy
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>129393
What's the point of having a gf if you can't do the things you want with her?

>Crossdressing is the kind of fetish that alters other people's perception of you
I had a gf to whom I confessed my submissive fantasies to early on, and it turns out she was very much into it. So there was no perception to be destroyed and it was a lot of fun.

>prone to be discussed around
If she's presenting your kink as shameful then it's shameful for her too, so it's unlikely she'd gossip about it. But even if she did, who cares? If you live your life according to the whims of others you'll be filled with regret when you get old, having realized you missed your chances to do many of the things you wanted to, and all for people who don't care about you.
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>and it turns out she was very much into it
Yeah, but what if she wasn't? That's what worries me. "I'd like it if you forced me to wear your clothes" isn't something that can be easily swept under the rug if it doesn't land well
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nice nosebleednosebleednosebleednosebleednosebleed

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I've seen atheists being mocked with the idea of celebrating "science-mas" instead of christmas before, but I had no idea it was a real thing: https://stallman.org/grav-mass.html

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Darwin Claus evolves down the chimney biggrin

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ROCK THE BEAT (BEAT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmGyRpcVSFs
ROCK THE BEAT (BEAT)

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rock the casbah
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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This hurt quite a bit. How does the situation look?

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No.129287
God forbid me browsing Heyuri.net in public. angry
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>>129287
>God forbid me browsing Heyuri.net in public.
I only go on /sw/ in public lol, it's not like you won't see any kind of shit (literal or not) on /b/.

like, I hate the OP pic, I just don't see any reason for the thread to go away beyond my personal dislike ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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No.129419
Rise up poopers!
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poops sworn enemy
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>>129251

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rabi

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No.129359
Why dice in hair? Can you play some gambling games using her head? I'm gonna throw her just to check that out
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>>129359
It's just a decoration. Also please do not abuse Hikaru sweat3
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Can you play dice poker with her dice head accessories?
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>>129413
Witcher 1 has some great music dance

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AKzw4gexTt8
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rabi

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>129286
Nuke it from orbit. closed-eyes2
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No.129425
Om nom nom nom nom. Delicious!
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No.129431
it's filled with poop cuz she has been stuck for days unable to use the bathroom
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>>129431
This post actually gave me an erection. Just imagine how chocolatey her poop would taste after eating nothing but chocolate desserts for a couple days.
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No.129441
>This post actually gave me an erection
I figured you'd show up and say something like that

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I don't get it

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I don't know but puffy gowns are really hot
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>>128919
what i would do to shove my face in dat ass… cirno would be super embarrassed and defensive but totally be into it
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>128923
computer impregnation will soon be possible
i love science smile
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No.129440
>>128912
Fanny means manko in british nyaoo-closedeyes 🇬🇧

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Just as the literature and movies have their own Canons, so should VNs! What are some essential VNs, that anyone who wants to even discuss Visual Novels as a medium, MUST play beforehand?

Higurashi and Tsukihime are obvious picks, but I'm going to also add Ever17, Muv Luv, Clannad, Saya no Uta and, of course, the Rance games. What else?

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>>128893
Gonna check it out, thanks
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No.129377
The thread is gonna autosage tomorrow, so OP, have you written your VN Canon yet?
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No.129415
>>129377
Well, so far it's:
– Rance Games
– Tsukihime
– Higurashi (and Umineko)
– Ever17
– Muv Luv
– Clannad
– Saya no Uta
– Steins;Gate
– Wanko to Kurasou

But I'm waiting for more suggestions sweat2
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How about Kanon and Air? nyaoo-closedeyes
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I finished kud's route. Now i feel sad and lonely! cry

Little Buster is might be among teh best vns i read. Now... if you will excuse me, i'v 5 more girls to fall in luv with and cry over!cool

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THAT BOY TELL YOU WHAT

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ASS
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oh no it's spreading here
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THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT

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i wonder whats she's drawing? astonish

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Oniichan ochinchin blush
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.129404
ojisan chinpo cuz she's secretly into it lolico
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>>129400
>whatshewrote.png
i lol'd biggrinlove

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