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The graduate is an interesting movie. I kept waiting for Benjamin to kill himself or something.

I wonder how come they looked all sad once they got on the bus...

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why did he graduate
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Well, he had to! Otherwise...what would they call the movie...?sweat
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>>99439
the dropout
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Dustin Hoffman is a loli snatcher angry
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I recently watched Driving Miss Daisy for the first time in about 20 years. Good movie.


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Oh Mammy! nigra

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O LAWDY!
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WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
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🎵 I got sumthin' to tell ya babe, don't get mad dis time, 🎵
🎵 If ya warm mah weiner, ya give me ease all up in mah mind 🎵
🎵 Babe, please warm mah wiener, oh, warm muh wiener, 🎵
🎵 Won't ya just warm mah wiener, 'cuz 'e really don't feel right cold 🎵

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How will this shota recover from this tragedy?! sad
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Even though he was just showing some girls directions!
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by becoming a child molester
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teh cycle of love mona2
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The train is now departing for Oppai Station!
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Dream come true...?


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Do you think I'll get in trouble if people find out I use this site?

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i don't think we haev enought loli posterssad
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love The cat facepaint is so cute, I'm in love.
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Yep
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anything that is drawn by henreader is mega lolicious!
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oh, a DT 770 enjoyer sweat with 80 ohms mask
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nice eight dubs.


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If a girl came into your room right now, what would her first impression be?

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"such a small ro-" *trips over cables*
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omg i post on the internet too!
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I don't own a bed, so no place for sexy times.
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My room isn't covered in weebshit but I do have a Hatsune Miku plush and a small BJD on my bookshelf. Is that enough to turn a girl's pussy into the sahara desert? I dunno. Don't care, either. closed-eyes2
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heh, you own books, what a nerd! xd


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Who will you vote for?

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I will draw this on my ballot
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>>99400
you forgot to draw the pee on the bed
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Great fart at 0:13
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>>99401
who's that?
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kaguya-sama.


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why do people like this crap again?

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>why do people like this crap again?
Something something workers living conditions before brutalism were terrible
Something something demographic increase after WW2
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yeah but how come there are people nowadays who find these 1984-looking buildings aesthetically pleasing?
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I think these concrete building looks kind of cool and fascinating. But I would also say, it might depend on where one grew up. I am from a small town with no tall buildings, thus these stand out in my perspetive When i was a kid, i was fascinating as soon i saw a skyscrapers.
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If you come from a major city where about half of the working class population lives in big brutalist tower blocks and half the working population work in big skyscrapists they start to look fucking disgusting the pictured tower block is in the same city as the picture on >>99349
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that looks like a fort build by teh nazis to hold of teh soviet! With epic guns and panties drying on teh balcony


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ironic that im asking an imageboard how socialize irl, but its the only option i have left.https://static.heyuri.net/koko/image/emote/emo-yotsuba-sweat3.gif

ive never been good at talking with boys, especially because im a NEET otaku and all the boys i think are cute arent even close to that.

im good at socializing in general (i think) but boys are always so judgy of me… i think im somewhat attractive but boys always say my nervousness is a turn off for them.

is there any way i can get closer to boys without being too shy?sweat3

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1. post your tits
2. the guys you're talking to aren't into you.
>boys always say my nervousness is a turn off for them
lol how much do you weigh
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holy mother of bait
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First, post nudes of yourself on heyuri. Then write heyuri somewhere they will see, and try to make it seem interesting to them to make sure they will check it out.
They will go on heyuri and see your naked body on the front page, which will automatically make them interested in you, because talking to a girl you've seen nudes of is very exciting.
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If I ever saw you IRL, it'd rape you so hard. I dont care if you're a faggot or an ugly whale.
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I dunno. Try video games. nida


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onigiri

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i felt the hands of everyone who has ever figured in my life racing along the surface of my form like a heavy whirlwind. the four walls of my dorm were bollarded with the twisting faces of tigers. a mess of company logos appears like a plastic garbage gyre tring to sift into my body.

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Gadji beri bimba clandridi
Lauli lonni cadori gadjam
A bim beri glassala glandride
E glassala tuffm i zimbra
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dizzy sober up psycho loli dizzy
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>>99402
i'm 100% teetotal, and never taken any drugs. probably for the best for me to continue that.
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>>99410 are you someone that experiments with sleep and dream-states
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perhaps by accident. my sleep pattern is really fucked up.


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I feel at total peace with the world after I touch myself to Ichigo Marshmallow. All of my fears dry up and blow away like leaves. Other material has the opposite or no effect. Why might this be?

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(´人`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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Cute art!

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


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anyone got cool screenshot of old cool heyuri posts?

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I've already posted all my old ones a couple of times in teh past sweat2
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I LOL'd to this, then realized... I was teh one who posted that!xd
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oh HАI....
i mean... OHAYОKI~! THIS IS LUCKY CHANNERU (хD)
MY NAME IS AKIRA SAMA ,,today my assistant isnt present...
SO I WAS THINKING IF EVERYONE COULD POST SOMETHING NICE (no suxx0rs) AND perhaps CREATE A LOVELY ATMOSPHERE oh gawddd YEAH~~~~!
(i love cp ОMG *_*)

children phucking hehe ... OH MY LOLZ ХD SORRY GUISE ,KILL ME XD

ATTENTION!!! lucky channel is AN EDUCOTIANAL channel therefore!! lesson of today is ways to say DICK (pener xD) in nihongo! sa! hajimeyou!
ちんぽ / おちんぽ / ちんこ / おちんこ / ちんちん / おちんちん / 陰茎 / ペニス / 竿 / マラ / 男根 / 肉棒 / バナナ / ナニ / 熱い棒 / 息子 / 生殖器 / 男性器 / イチモツ

and also "BALLS"! as follows!:!
きんたま / キンタマ / 金玉 / 陰嚢 / フグリ / 玉袋 / 金玉袋 / 睾丸 / 稲荷

SO THAT WAS TODAYS EPISODE OF LUCKY CHANNEL, SEND YOUR POSTS AND I WILL WAIT WARMLY AND RESPOND TO THEM NEXT TIME ON TEH SHOW (HYAA!)
BAIIII~! ^___^
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oh HELO!...
i mean... OHAYOKI~! THIS IS LUCKY CHANNERU (again xD)
MY NAME IS AKIRA SAMA ,, my assistant minoru is on chemo --(such a n00b *facepalm* -_-'),.,..
today's on OUR LUCKY PROGRAM WE P;RESENT LYF HAX FOR HACKING LIFE (we dont take responsibility for permanent damage LOLOLOLOL XD):

#1 [Anonymus COMPUTUR]
Well well well.... in this times ,people fear for pricvacy.- fear no MOAR!
INSTALL your system of CHOICE (diverse choices available!) on your computr ,but install it on to you're RAM so that THE COPS can"t read your COOKIE (child pictures??) recipes after rebooting (SUCH WIN!! fabulous~~! ^__^)
gpu memory works well too! very fast read speeds!!! zOMG SO FAST ! >_<

ラキ☆チャンネル

2# [rESPIRATION HELP]
We have you all covered!! if you're asistant happens to stop breathing due to advanced cancer; ITS ALL HERE!
How to spot minoru assistant soffocating? - once he stops breathing IS the common sign,
How to help minoru assistant who is soffocating? - steps:
1. make sure you didnt UNplug his respirator by mistake OR intent --> plug it back in again... (you can use powerbanks and USB to Laptop cable too!) :D
2. make sure you dont dispose of ciggy ashes in the pipe (i had this problem SO MANY TIMES ;___;) -and clean it with dedicated pipe cleaners or bleach... then replug it to his face
3. call medical help and wait until they do CPR or connect him to the respirator (!!!EDITORS' CHOICE!!!)
How to ease suffering of minoru the assistant? Help him reincarnate (あああ!controversial xD)

ラキ☆チャンネル

#3 [achieve CHENHOOD (confirmed 2004)]
For the ZEALOUS of becoming an CHEN -solution is arrived.!
1. BUY ADECUATE CLOTHING-very important step is to dress corectly. order the CHENNEST CHEN OUTFIT!!! its NECESARY :\
2. stock on SWFs with chens! learn diligently from TEH FLASHES on how chens behive. .and come to deep understanding of chens---and apply it in practise. :P
3. spread awareness of path to chenhood! - get the FASTEST MODEM yuo can ,,and start spreading chen on the internets: pictures+videos+descriptions OF CHEN, to spread it~! *_*
4. if you acquired chenhood: yukari will make another RAN and the new ran will come to yu and take care of you with all her L-O-V-E (AWWW x333)

ラキ☆チャンネル

SO THAT'S IS IT FOR TODAYS' EPISODE OF LUCKY CHANNEL, SEND YOUR POSTS AND I WILL WAIT WARMLY AND RESPOND TO THEM NEXT TIME ON TEH SHOW
BAI-BAIII~~~~~~~! ^______^

shut up minoru ., he couldn't stop his device beeping every second, now it is beeping continuously in one tone jeeez,,,, d-_-b


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Sega Rallu?nyaoo2

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Fun game. biggrin
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It was na arcade at first, huh. Neat!
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I luv arcade racers! Nothing beats Slapping that gearbox as you slap your bitch - I drive automatic.


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Is there any way of combining baked beans with long grain rice that isn't disgusting? Best I can think of is seperating the beans from the sauce, doing haricot and carrot fired rice, then using the sauce to ward off vampires.

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baked beans and rice sounds delicious might need to try that at some point
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beans and rice dude is the essential food of all life, how can you not like it?
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do you guys even know what baked beans are?
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baked beans.
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I used to bring white rice and beans as a lunchbox and people made fun of me. sweat3


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