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Are any of you super crazy rich? Or maybe your parents are and you live with them?

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>>127583
OH LORD 12758 SPARE US YOUR FORTUNE AND IN EXCHANGE THIS!:

Your fortune: Only time will tell
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No.127589
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Internets: 16235969000 yen in yumemiru gambler, 163513G in @Party II
Reality: (equivalent of) 2.15 USD in my wallet

Your fortune: Only time will tell
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No.127590
fortune god is strangely useless today...
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No.127591
FORTUNE KAMI-SAMAAAAA

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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No.127593
>>127590
That's true...

Your fortune: ayo fuck yo' cracka' ass, predictan' tha dam' footchoo ain't no easy job, fo' sho'

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>127576
Only $599 USD?! love
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No.127582
>Only $599 USD?!
try $699 USD, cuz cool
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No.127585
>>127582
I CAN'T AFFORD THAT! DAMN YOU, KEN KUTARAGI! angryangryangry
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>I CAN'T AFFORD THAT! DAMN YOU, KEN KUTARAGI!
k. but i'll make a special deal just for you... $698 USD. THAT IS TEH FINAL OFFER

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining
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No.127588
>>127586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOHqG1nc_tw

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vitamin C.C iyahoo

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No.127535
Finally, you can buy cans of Sakura's pee! iyahoo
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C.C.?

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So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?

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No.127501
If you were still at work, I would ask you to show us the remains of the terlet
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Ah, the old daughter excuse. A classic trick from the fat dad book. Much face was saved that day, I'm sure.

On another note, I got yelled at a by a fat dude at work a few days ago after I told him I couldn't ring him up at our department register. I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive, it's just innate for them to be loud and demanding. There oughta to be a study on them, they're a truly fascinating species. biggrin
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No.127527
Sounds liek...... GHOSTS! 😱
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No.127575
>>127503
>I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive
As weird as that sounds, it's one of the symptoms of sugar withdrawal when you're really addicted, therefore fat. It all makes sense wink
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No.127577
I imagined that guy saying this with a New York accent.

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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I want an robot image where Miyano kisses Saku Momoi on the cheek.
Please generate it for me!

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No.127556
>>127553
Wow, thanks! Ear bite is fine too biggrin
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No.127558
>Untitled.png
nom nom nom iyahoo
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No.127559
curious... i started the loli show this weekend.....
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And now I lewded it up! biggrin cool
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No.127571
>>127570
adorable kissing face love

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We value your privacy... as a source of data to sell! biggrin

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No.127542
Oh no don't sell info on my bizzare fetishes please. closed-eyes2
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No.127543
ANYTHING BUT MAI DATAs (;´Д`)
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You'd think the algorithm knowing your preferences would be a good thing, since it could recommend you only the things you like. But it doesn't work like that, on the contrary. The engagement is way higher when we see content that makes as mad, than when we see stuff we like, so algorithm deliberately wants to annoy us dark
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No.127564
>>127560
Nitori forgot to note uncertainty of measuring devices and she cant find any documentation on some abscure 1950s soviet ammeter online that she used and now she has to either fabricate numbers hoping it does not break when used at the border current of her calculations and get sued for being a trash engineer who made up numbers and stamped it as legit only to burn the entire motor
Or she has redo everything

Or is it me? nyaoo2

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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>>127435
Hairy asshole spotted. Approved. 👍

>>127436
>it reminds me of octopus tentacles with these weird spots
It reminded me of roast beef. I laughed when I thought of that. xd
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>it reminds me of octopus tentacles with these weird spots
that's the biggest compliment you could make drool
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No.127488
did you ever try octopus??
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have you not? unsure
I often eat the very small ones as parts of salad etc, but teh proper "dish" one can be rly good biggrin
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No.127566
>>127430
I'm okay with teh cuntflaps, but why they are grey/black? And what happened to her clitoris? And thy she has an ANUS thingy at the end of her VAGINA?

>>127435
This one is nice, just needs a bit of shaving. Not a big deal, though. I would totally help with that.

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dog

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No.127550
why is he so excited unsure
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No.127557
>>127550
he is having one of those days

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.127546
Lewd umbrella. blush
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No.127547
>Lewd umbrella.
it's important to have 2d ero on every object ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.127554
>>127547
THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A PLAIN WHITE SHIRT AND BORING TIE?! angryangryangry
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No.127555
>THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A PLAIN WHITE SHIRT AND BORING TIE?!
o shit, you're right glare it's ruined cry

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.127510
I wonder what the responses were in that thread. It is very cool
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No.127520
Oh, I remembar a series of these cut-outs from circa 2009, I guess? Still haev some of these on my old HDD, but I'm to lazy to plug that driev in to post teh files cry
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No.127539
>Still haev some of these on my old HDD, but I'm to lazy to plug that driev in to post teh files
curse teh lazy ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.127541
it's called paper child desu
https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=paper_child
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>>127541
lol'd at some of these ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I WANT ONE!!!

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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🐱 Nekone!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>127511

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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No.127508
"-Henry VIII, 1945"
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No.127526
well said (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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seafood ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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>>127489
never ever!

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biggrin

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manko cheered me up biggrin
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No.127485
>manko cheered me up
manko saves teh world biggrin
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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A good rump can improve your vitality!

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I feel retarded low when I change my usual outfit when going outside. does this happen in your cunt?

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>>127471
I won't go out naked unless I paint my body silver or gold
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No.127476
I don't think about what I'm wearing at all besides considering teh weather ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.127490
>>127474
Technically not naked, the best kind of naked. sweat2
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this artist is kami
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No.127517
Kami-sama created all girls (and lolis) perfectly naked, but now some dumb people are trying to take them away from us...

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