Off-Topic@Heyuri

>>115723
>internal organs are stored in the ass, that's why women have big asses
now that's skinny!

>>115701

Who stealed her back bone??!!1!1

>>115723
i believe in this

It's Jupiter!

hmm... ami is really pretty but usagi does things to my ability to think, although that could be because she's kind of retarded on top of being very pretty -- ami is too smart to engage my ahoko instincts, even if I also do like smart girls
and then minako is also quite like usagi, but I think usagi is prettier honestly

very hard question

EYE HAX

EYEBALL WIN Magic is real after all

>>115422
I want to break her walls with my Basilic gun!

>>115435

I can relate

f0r u only!

>>115828
Can I please get the icecream??? I even am using Heyuri! I just want some ice cream

>>115831
Ha ha, nie dla psa!

>>115487

nooo, i hate energy drinks, they are too sweet and full of chemicals
>>115486
thank you, i will try these (except for tea because i only drink water)

>i hate energy drinks, they are too sweet and full of chemicals
you should try fairy liquid instead then!

>>115491

>>115490
How did it go?

>>115491
wtf

I think Sushi is fine!

>>115729
Where I live, there are a lot of sushi restaurants, but no general washoku places at all...! I want to try it but I'd haev to go to the other side of the country

>>115729
i went out with some friends and they said they know an even better place we can go to next time, i dont know what to expect to be honest, i wanted to try some sake but they only sold it in half liter bottles and since neither of us ever tried it we didnt want to be rude and buy it in case we didnt like it
i dont know what Omurice is but i will try that next time if they have it

>>115768
I was in the exact same situation wrt sake just a few days ago! I finally found a place that actually had sake but it was expensive and a whole bottle... but the waiter was kind enough to offer me a small cup to try, for free ヽ(´∇`)ノ! The "alcohol" taste is strong, but the thing is it has got a very interesting aftertaste. It's also very smooth.

>>115726
niiice…

I send you psychic damage and curse over web protocol.

>>115749
WTF!!!???

i believe we have all been lead astray, the image in the OP is actually quite related to the topic at hand, i dont know how yet but my hunches never let me down

>>115769

Nah I just thought the little flame people were cute lol

kill yourself nigger

(LOL, WARNED)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Me too - pull the trigger!!

Maybe adding

type="module"

can fix this?

test

in Japan, it is! https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1826137155627896998

This thread was up for a week and is about to get marked for deletion in a few hours and only now i find out that it's an official ad
I don't like mcdonalds but this is still better than their american ads

>>115704
I missed hearing miko's voice and Im glad she got a fat() pile of 円 for this
Still not gonna eat it, making ur own burgers is really easy and delicious like that guy said

>>115706
Its a really dumb add though. The whole part where she spills the milkshake on her like am I supposed to find this hot? Chicken nuggets rolling of her back? It just seems awkward with that dumb music too. Like burgers and fries on her ass. Ya Allah, its so stupid. I can just imagine how strange it was when they were shooting it. Dumbass intern sprinkling the fries on her whilst the photographer takes shots in the god damn film development room.

You know my psychology is getting confused now. This ad has conditioned me to feel hunger when I ever I see hot girls. Now I just want to EAT THEM. Physically consume their girlflesh to satiate my stomach's lust for food. Human female burger. I demand it. I FUCKING NEED A COOKED HUMAN FEMALE NOW. THIGHS OF A HOT JAPANESE IDOL GIRL SERVED IN A PATTY WITH HER FINGERS AS SIDES. FUUCCCCCK. I NEED TO KILL AND EAT A GIRL NOW.

>>115692
>$9 burger
WTF they actually charge that muchn THEY DESERVE ALL THE TERRORISM THEY GET

>>115700
You know I knew a guy who worked there. He swore he found a pigeon in the freezer

>>115720
>Now I just want to EAT THEM. Physically consume their girlflesh to satiate my stomach's lust for food. Human female burger. I demand it.

I think I remember reading an eromanga with a plot like this a long time ago... (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

I erupted inside your mother.

>>115740
Where is Your Mother located? Is it a tourist spot?

There's a volcano inside my pants

>>115742
its a tourist trap

I don't like the prequels

Here is how OG Anakin and Obi-Wan look like

>Who do you think is hotter?

Anakin.

>>115737

Better than Disney Star Wars.

Pic related is the only shit that matters.

SEX

cry because i don't have a little sister

Probably marathon OreImo and cry myself to sleep.

>september 6
who wants a oreimo stream (・∀・)

>>115727
>who wants a oreimo stream (・∀・)
i liek

Third century Roman armor.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

lame

>>115638
They're real, when I was a shota my mom would take me to the university's open house every year and we'd see these cows in the agricultural department.

>>115523

>>115614
...kinda fucked up that there's a cow hole. I remember seeing some shit on why it's there, not that I can remember any of that.

and now all I'm thinking of is putting cum in the cow hole... (;´Д`)
not even like fucking it, just pouring a cup of semen in there

it is a goddamn good thing I'm nowhere near a cow with a hole in it (^Д^;)

>>115693
Oh, so that's where milk comes from! Neat!

>>115693
Died reading that last line
"it is a goddamn good thing I'm nowhere near a cow with a hole in it" - Anonymous, 2024

>>115555
>keylogging everything you've ever typed
ORZ this might be teh thing that gets me v&

>>115556
if people really got v& like that they'd run out of vans.

>>115540
that's a thing?
and i thought mice that come with "drivers" (read: unnecessary features) were bad enough

>unnecessary features
I liek switching between a custom set of DPI values on the fly!

>>115556
if you get vanned, it will probably be evidence used against you during any searches rather than the actual reason that the cops came in the dead of night for you (;´ω`)

it is fucked how we reached a point where it is no longer unreasonably expensive to do shit like that -- in fact, the price per unit for that much power in a microcontroller is like $1 on the high end now