Off-Topic@Heyuri

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why did nerv circumcise rei?

ok hear me out, i think that might b a dude

>>138035
I DONT BELIEVE IT! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

HABEEB IT! ヽ(;ﾟДﾟ)ノ

still epic

>>138007
>1741414802322.png
I'm Loli and i will suck teh PENIS of whoever made this! announce yourself!!!

>>138013
it came from /o/

>>137890
post the one where the guy rapes her.

cute but also this >>137891

Thank you, Al Gore!!!

>>137990
Why censored?

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>>138005
I like this GIF.

Boths are ugly whores

138000 FU GET1

>>138000
FUUKO GET!!!!!111

WAIII~~~

too old + 3DPD

i got no clue what is goin on

ALL YOUR WAHA ARE BELONG TO US

hes playing capture teh flag irl

please be gentle

>>137947
>ALL YOUR WAHA ARE BELONG TO US
ヽ(;´Д`)ノ
ε≡Ξヽ( ｀∇´)ノ

>>137905
such a classic

i forgot about their existence

What happened to trance? Why isn't it produced in the same quantity as it was in the 2000s?

>>137894
ja we wrocku jestem zazwyczaj na te wielkie wroclawskie saunowanie jak jest w tym aquaparku
jakbym byl to bym przyszed na galaretke

it werks!!

so at my place landlord supplies teh internets but the router sucks!
i bought my own, new and fast one, connected it to pc via ethernet
pc routed internats from old router WIFI to the new router!!
now deck can connect to new router allowing for ultra fast streaming and it still has internats!!!!

the feature i used is called internet connection sharing on windows

>>137958
cant you play it on steamdeck?

>>137968
it plays with 30 fps on the lowest settings
streaming is much much better solution

>>137861

russian + italian = romanian

russian + romanian = moldovan

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

just smash it from within tha pooper

WTF there's a sponge in the urethra!?

There's a sponge in my uretra right now but I'm not a woman so I guess that it's a me-problem (´-｀)

A sponge!? Man... women are weird...

I uploaded the files to see if I can still add raw files to heyuri's cytube. looks like I still can. I don't know if kaguya is involved in this nonsense but what you're doing is dumb. I just wanted to watch anime together why are you acting like an egotistical faggot?

uh ohhh!! dramaaa

This is also the 3rd Golden Boy stream advertised on Heyuri

Illegal stream?!?!?

is this cancelled?

>Communist Islamic state

not any more since the USSR collapsed and support for Afghan red regime fell shortly after.

clearly, we must initiate a campaign to restore the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan again so that lolis will be redistributed amongst the working class. viva la revloliucion!

>>137848
Well, did you groomed him/her?

no i treated them as if they were my siblings and their parents and i got along very.

>give them gifts, touch their hair, listen to their feelings, care for them better than their evil parents do.
sometimes even if you do all of this and they act like they love you they tell their evil parents on you anyway

>1. how do you meet lolis?
there are plenty of ways, the easiest and most painless way would be dying while trying to save someone (e.g.: falling onto train tracks while trying to push someone away from an incoming train) to maximize your chances of being sent into another world, usually these other worlds are full of lolis but somehow nobody cares about stranger danger.
>2. how do you befriend lolis?
if you're the main character it's easy: they'll befriend you one way or the other, if you're not the main character things are a bit more complicated. You must prove to everyone that you are a super great hero so that every female equipped with a VAGINA will leak when you pass by, you can take on various high-level quests to increase your reputation, you just have to be patient and grind
>3. how to hang out with lolis?
if you completed step 2 it's very easy, just approach one and they'll recognize you as the brave hero who defeated the Dragon of Eldia 2 weeks ago armed with only the Sword of Remembrance Lvl2 (lol), even better if you completed the quest "The Raging Dragon" under the time limit.
what was i talking about again?
>4. how do you love lolis?
ez pz, all you have to do is be capable of feeling love and meeting your soulmate... however it's a lot harder to do if you specced in the "brutish and violent but actually kind deeeeeeeep down" tree. You may spend the entire time wondering what is that feeling you are feeling you feel me? Until you realize AHA! ITS LOVE! but beware if you're dumb you may realize that when you're a balding old geezer one step from the grave
5. how to fuck lolis?
easiest way would be to become so rich the government will allow you to do whatever you want but even easier would be if you use the potion of love on a loli, did you know these things sell for like 2gp? Somehow the entire world isn't full of people braindamaged from these potions running around lololololol

i hope i used the scroll feature correctly

MIKU DIKKU KIKKU

>>137794
I'm not gonna click on teh thumb

>>137794
i was really surprised at how tragic the ending was (;´Д`)

>>137794
I still haven't recovered from teh ending. Fuck you for making me see it again.

I found a pic of Miu playing Slime Breeder

>>137936
LOL