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It's been really long since Kuz has had anything to directly do with Heyuri, so I'm curious what you guys think of him nowadays as now it's all in the past. Would you want him to return to Heyuri again? Do you think he died from AIDS or was he captured by the Kremlin?

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is this how you eat sushi?

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What are you thinking about right now?

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STOP HOGGING MY TOILET

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well... anyway
tomorrow arrives my vr headset
does heyuri play beat saber?
or groom minors in vrchat?

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Wait, what?

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A painting of the "Opium King" and leader of the Shan United Army, Khun San. 2011.

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Hello people here how is everyone doing?
It has been a while since I’ve checked this imageboard, how are us heyurian passing our days in the interwebs?
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Tape transcript of the moors murderers shortly before taking little Lesley's innocence and caving her brains in.

Man - This is track four.
Man - Get out of the fucking road.
Man - Get in the fucking basket.
(sound of door banging)
(crackling noise)
(footsteps-heavy)
(steps across the room and then a recording noise followed by blowing sound into the microphone)
(Footsteps)
Woman - (Voice quiet, unreadable)
(footsteps, light, walking across room; whispered conversation at the same time)
(footsteps)
(speech, distant, containing word ‘upstairs’; then two footsteps)
Child - (screaming) Don’t. Mum–Ah.
Woman - (whispering)Come on.
(footsteps)
Woman - (whispering) Shut up.
Child - (pleading)Oh, please.
Child - Oh. (then faintly:) Help - oh.
Child - Help. (followed by gurgling noise)
Woman - Sh. Sh.
Woman - Shut up. Shut UP.
(Screams and gurgles)
Child - Oh. Oh. Oh. (child crying)
Woman -(whispering) Keep - and you’ll be all right.
Woman - (whispering) Go on.
(Quick footsteps mounting stairs, then entering room)
(Child crying, muffled)
Man - (whispering) Here.
Woman - Hush, hush. Go on.
(woman speaking, unreadable)
(Child crying)
Woman - You are all right. Hush, hush. Put it in your mouth - hush and shift that hand.
(child crying)
Woman- Put it in your mouth and keep it in and you’ll be all right.
Woman - Put it in, stop it.
Woman- If you don’t–shh.
(child crying)
Woman - In your mouth. Hush, hush. Shut up or I’ll forget myself and hit you one. Keep it in.
(Child whimpering)
Man - Put it in.
Woman- (Spoken quickly) Put it in.
Man - (speaks, but words unreadable except for the word 'hand’)
(footsteps)
Man - Put it in. Keep it in. Stop it now. Stop it now.
Woman - I’m only doing this and you’ll be all right.
Woman - Put it in your mouth. Put it in–in.
(further words spoken by the woman which are unreadable except for 'put it in’)
Woman - Will you stop it, stop it.
(womans voice unreadable)
(Child whimpering)
Woman - Shut–
Man - Quick. Put it in now.
(Child whimpering)
(retching noise)
Man - Just put it in now, love. Put it in now.
(retching noise)
Child - (muffled) What’s this in for?
Man - Put it in.
Child - Can I just tell you summat? I must tell you summat. Please, take your hands off me a minute, please, please– Mummy–please.
Child- I can’t tell you.
(Grunting)
Child - (in quick sequence) I can’t tell you, I can’t breathe. Oh.
Child - I can’t–Dad-Will you take your hands off me?
(man whispering)
Man - No. Tell me.
Child - Please God.
Man - Tell me.
Child - I can’t while you’ve got your hands on me.
(mumbling sound)
Man - Why don’t you keep it in?
Child - Why? What are you going to do with me?
Man - I want some photographs, that’s all.
Man - Put it in.
Child - Don’t undress me, will you?
Woman - That’s right, don’t –
Child - It hurts me. I want to see Mummy, honest to God.
Man - Put it in.
Child - I’ll swear on the Bible.
Man - Put it in, and hurry up now. The quicker you do this, the quicker you’ll get home.
Child - I’ve got to go, because I’m going out with my Mamma. Leave me, please. Help me, will you?
Man - Put it in your mouth and you’ll be all right.
Child - Will you let me go when this is out?
Man - Yes. the longer it takes you to do this, the longer it takes you to get home.
Child - What are you going to do with me first?
Man - I’m going to take some photographs. Put it in your mouth.
Child - What for?
Man - Put it in your mouth.(pause) Right in.
Child - I’m not going to do owt.
Man - Put it in. If you don’t keep that hand down, I'll slit your neck.(pause) Put it in.
Child - Won’t you let me go? Please.
Man - No, no. Put it in, stop talking.
Man - What’s your name?
Child - Lesley.
Man - Lesley what?
Child - Ann.
Man - What’s your second name?
Child - Westford. Westford.
Man - Westford?
Child - I have to get home before 8 o'clock. I got to get –(pause) Or I’ll get killed if I don’t. Honest to God.
Man - Yes.
(Quick footsteps of woman leaving room and going downstairs; then a click; then woman’s footsteps coming upstairs; then eight longer strides)
Man - What is it?
Woman - I’ve left the light on.
Man - You 'ave?
Woman - So that –(remainder of sentence unreadable)
(Child starts crying)
Child - It hurts me neck.
Man - Hush, put it in your mouth and you’ll be all right.
Woman - Now listen, shurrup crying.
Child - (crying) It hurts on me –
Woman - (interrupting) Hush! Shut up. Now, put it in. Pull that hand away and don’t dally and just keep your mouth shut, please.
Woman - Wait a bit, I’ll put this on again. D'you get me?
Child - (whining) No, I – (remainder of sentence unreadable)
Woman - Sh. Hush. Put that in your mouth. And again, packed more solid.
(whispered sentences, unreadable)
Child - I want to go home. Honest to god. I’ll (further speech muffled but uninterrupted) – before eight o'clock.
Woman - No, it’s all right.
Man - Eh!
(Music commences, country-style tune followed by 'Jolly St Nicholas’, during which various non-vocal noises can be heard; then tune 'The Little Drummer Boy’ during which a
voice speaks -unreadable)
(Three loud cracks, systematic, even-timed)
(Music- 'The Little Drummer Boy’ – goes fainter)

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What do you think of loli human x shota cub?

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I have decided on the man that I will kill.

I do not want this to sound edgy, or like a creepypasta so I will say this very clearly. This plot is for political reasons only, I am not a Satanist, I am not doing this for Jeff the Killer or something stupid.

I will not say the name of the man that I will kill because I do not want to cause unneeded discussion about politics on this board and because I do not want my target to ever be on extra alert.

As many of you know, soon universities will be taking applications from students from all over the world in the hope that they may go there to help their future.

Well, I am applying to universities in the country and relative area to where my target resides and spends most of his time.

While in university, I hope that I will be able to quickly recognize some others who have similar beliefs to me. I will likely get a bit more attention than the rest because I am an international student but its okay

My goal is for the headlines to read that my target has been killed within the next 1.5 years.

I know its a long process but this isn't shooting up a school or some pointless violence like that.

This is political violence.

(THIS IS POLITICAL BAN)

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What would you do if you woke up on February 20th, 1939 at the Pro-American rally in Madison Square Garden?

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