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run while you still can... I'm coming for you!
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>>103415
What if i don't run?
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>>103416
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lol wut
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>>103418
lol wut again dif trip cause i retard
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>>103416
guess we're dead.


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In some ways, I'm looking forward to the day when AI takes over and turns all of the faggots of this world into old-fashioned peasants. Welcome to the fields. We'll make it comfy!
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>>103409
or AI could just invent robots that are superior to humans in every way
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>>103411
But what if I want to be the superior one?
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how about genetically modified humans that feel the maximum amount of pleasure and happiness possible 24/7 and never build up a tolerance to it or get bored of it
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>>103475
infinite cum.........blushbiggrin
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>>103476
Just imagine having an orgasm and cumming forever


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Let's read this Di Gi Charat doujinshi together biggrin

I don't have a scanner and i'm not gonna debind and murder my book, but I tried to give it the scan it deserves.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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...and done!
I don't mind translating later if no one does, for the moment i'm too tired.
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otsu curry!! I'm also too tired to translate or even read now as well sweat2

Actually we can just do until we get tired and post like that each time until getting it done
>>103299
>全年齢対象版同人誌
doujinshi for all ages
>はぁーっ
haah...
>すてき <3
wonderful <3
>伏字ではありません
tells above line things aren't censors of bad words

>>103300
>ゴチ
whatever noise do you think "gochi!" does
>ぷちこちゃんのおともだちでじこちゃんのはなし
story about puchiko-chan's friend dejiko-chan
>このぐらいなよし
they are this much of good friends (sarcasm)

>>103303
>なぜだか貴方にはやさしくできた
For some reason (that I don't know), I could be kind to you

>>103304
>デ・ジ・キャラット星
Planet Di Gi Charat
>某地
A certain place

I'm too tired, maybe I'll continue later if someone else doesn't... Or you can do few pages at a time too, and I'd pick up from where you left nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>103324
baby dejiko! nyaoo
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I got mochibe to do a little more

>>103305
>あの鈴の中には
inside that bell
>宇宙船が入ってるんだと思うにょ
i think there is a spaceship there nyo
>10円かけてもいいにょ
it's fine even if it takes 10 yen nyo

>>103306
>でもダメ
But that's not good
>でじこ10円持ってないにょ♪
Dejiko doesn't have 10 yen nyo♪
>だるまさんが転んだにょ!
Daruma-san fell off nyo!
>早撃ちにょ
Quick shot nyo
>フン. 犬コロめ...
Hmph. Fucking puppy...
>あ。戻ってきたにょ
A. It came back nyo

>>103307
>犬が増えてるゲマ
Number of dogs are increasing gema
>ここもそろそろ危ないゲマ
Here is about to become dangerous too gema
>そだにょ
right nyo
>お水あった?あっちに
Was there water there?
>向こうに川があったゲマ
There was a river back there gema
>ついでに子供も見つけたゲマ穴に落ちてるゲマ
While on it, I found a child gema. He's down in the hole gema.
>わたしはこども♪
I'm a child♪
>ちいさなこども♪
A little child♪
>穴に落ちてるこどもー♪
A child who fell into a hole♪
>ヒントだ
It's real (as in, "it wasn't a joke")
>うたまでうたってるし
She's even singing a song
>ああー♪
Aa♪
>うたうー♪
I'm singing♪
>ずいぶんと冷静ゲマ
She seems fairly calm gema


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Happy Heyuri Day! To celebrate this occasion, share your favorite memories, moments and threads from your time here! dance
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Bunkasai was great, i wanna do it again already ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Is Heyuri dying? The site is so slow, and I keep getting timeout errors. This is the first time I have been here in a month. What happened?
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>>103473
there's an issue with posting right now cry
posts take ages to show up, and the site will lock up for the poster in the meantime ┐(;゚∀゚)┌
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Everything loads find for me and so far I didn't have any issues with posting. The bug aside, it seems Heyuri's post rate has been higher last week than it was the week prior, so Heyuri isn't "dying" glare2
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>>103480
my guess is that it isn't a problem with koko instances, it's something server-related, or maybe cloud flare? ┐(゚~゚)┌


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I wanna make a thread talking about metal music. Idk why I think it be fun. I mostly like Death Metal and blacken Death. Anyone interested in this gay topic :3
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>>103419
What do you mean the vocals are fucking swag
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>>103419
WDYM the vocals are fucking amazing
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>>103421
>>103420
I'm an old bastard who likes clear vocals in my metal. Ain't gonna disparage anyone for liking their vocals to be hyper heavy, but it's just not my jam.

but those guitars and that drumming absolutely fucking are, goddamn 👍
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>>103424
Of course man but still I love those type of vocals anytime of the day
onigiri
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Canadian Metal if you want to explore:
https://citizenfreak.com/playlists/144-metal


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i lust for sweet delicious lolis.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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perfect ratio
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>>103391
this is why flat is perfect!!!biggrin
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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becky


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We are singing Sensei no Ojikan ED.
For those who don't know, it's an anime we watched on our CyTube on 2022/12/10 and this song has since been part of our culture with, which has also been the name of our 2023 album: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Don%27t_Stop_the_Music#Background

Here is the song you will sing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En2OtCSrH7M

You have 1 month from the time I'm making this thread to submit your attempt. 20 June is the deadline.

Lyrics from https://www.geneworld.es/lyrics-4153-doki-doki-school-hours.html (slightly modified by me) below.

DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC
Kooru asufaruto kyuuna saka iki mo tsukazu omoikiri kakeagaru
Marude ima ni mokuzure ochisouna LONELINESS
Furare kibun nara ROCK'N'ROLL beddofon no VOLUME wo agete
Yorete ikarete kata de kaze kitte MIDNIGHT

Nannimo iranai ne yoru wa shita taka da ne namida mo uso mo detekiya shinai
DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC
Ikina nanbaa kikasete motto

Taka ga ROCK'N'ROLL (ROCK'N'ROLL)
Saredo ROCK'N'ROLL (ROCK'N'ROLL)
Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsuaira rizumu ni awasete bakageta koi wo warau no
Hisomu youni hohoendara watashi wa dainamaito


Here is the instrumental version to help you practice: https://up.heyuri.net/src/3503.mp3
You can use Vocaroo to record your singing: https://vocaroo.com/
Note that you must not record over the song, meaning you must only send your own voice.

Good luck! It's a bit hard at certain places, so don't be afraid of failing to pronounce biggrin

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I find it easier to sign if I know what it means. Here's a translation from https://quailpipe.wordpress.com/2011/02/04/furare-kibun-de-rocknroll-translation/ with the kanji and romaji.

DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC

Kooru asufaruto kyuuna saka
凍る アスフォルト 急な 坂
The steep slope of the cold asphalt

Iki mo tsukazu omoikiri kake agaru
息 も 付かず 思い切り 駆け 上がる
Without taking a breath, I run up with all my might

Marude ima nimo kuzure ochisouna LONELINESS
丸で 今 にも 崩れ 落ちそうな LONLINESS
Even now I feel like collapsing with loneliness

Furare kibun nara ROCK'N'ROLL
ふられ 気分 なら ROCK’N'ROLL
Rock’n’Roll with the blues

Beddofon no VOLUME wo agete
へッドフォン の VOLUME を 上げて
Turning up the volume of my headphones

Yorete ika rete kata de kaze kitte MIDNIGHT
よれて 行か れて 肩 で 風 切手 MIDNIGHT
Cutting the air with my shoulders twisting at midnight

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Nannimo iranai ne yoru wa shitataka da ne
何も 要らない ね 夜 は 強か だ ね
I don’t need anything, the night’s headstrong

Namida mo uso mo detekiya shinai
涙 も 嘘 も 出てきや しない
Both tears and lies won’t come

DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC

Ikina nanbaa kikasete motto
粋な ナンバア 聞かせて もっと
Let me hear it more, that hip track

~~~~~

Taka ga ROCK'N'ROLL (ROCK'N'ROLL)
たか が ROCK'N'ROLL(ROCK'N'ROLL)
It’s only Rock’n’Roll (Rock’n’Roll)

Saredo ROCK'N'ROLL (ROCK'N'ROLL)
されど ROCK'N'ROLL(ROCK'N'ROLL)
But sill, it’s Rock’n’Roll (Rock’n’Roll)

Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsuaira rizumu ni awasete bakageta koi wo warau no
つつつ氷柱 リズム に 合わせて 馬鹿げた 恋 を 笑う の
To the rhythm, I’ll laugh at this absurd love

Hisomu youni hohoendara watashi wa dainamaito!
潜む ように 微笑んだら 私 は ダイナミト!
If I can smile to hide what I feel, I’m dynamite!
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this is really hard haha
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i keep fucking up between agaru and marude.
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>Tsu-tsu-tsu-tsuaira rizumu ni awasete bakageta koi wo warau no
final boss of the song
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoNw72d8_Dc


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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat King's Field
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I’m getting double deja vu from this post.
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I’m getting double deja vu from this post.
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Fun coincidence, I just started playing KF today. I use the same emulator, too. Are you me? Get out of my head!! ヽ(;゚Д゚)ノ

How are the other floors? I'm still on 1 fighting trees and spiders.
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There's a map on Floor 1. Check for hidden walls with the use button. Try to circle around the enemies to beat them. There's two shops on 1F, but you can get a lot of good equipment from enemy drops. ph34r
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>>103366
Oh, and to actually answer your question: It gets pretty hardcore by the end. Trust me, you'll lose respect for the skeletons pretty quickly


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Whenever I think of kaguya (pbuh) this particular picture of her is what I imagine he looks like, for some reason. But who would his daughter be if not Star Sapphire?
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chinchirori~in♫


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the unst bus shelter. what real culture looks like!
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Seeing this also reminded me of the recycling center closest to where I live. The staff there picked out interesting items from the trash and set up little scenes of dolls and things you can see as you drive through.
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>>103340
You got any photos of that?
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>>103349
i'm too paranoid about doxxing my location to heyurizens. you guys are scary.
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>>103351
... what would we even do with the knowledge of your approximate loaction? glare Unless you live in some super small town there's really no way for anyone to use such info for anything nefarious sweat3
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>>103353
But don't you know that Heyurizens are capable of flying to the approximate location of anyone at any given time? We are, after all, very rich and definitely have plenty of time on our hands to do such things! And once a user comes to your house, you have no choice but to invite him in... and then he will raep u!!! That's what happens when you give out ur approximate location! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!


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I was sending a video of Osaka yelling at Tomo-chan to a Chinese girl and said that Tomo-chan was my favorite...

She said, "Is Tomo the boy?" angry

TOMO-CHAN IS NOT A FUCKIGN BOY YOU STUPID BITCH!!!cry
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ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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The kaomoji fail makes it look like he is trying to hug tomo, angrily
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Nevermind. Somehow by posting it fixed the kaomoji fail. You're welcome
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>>103282
(´∇`)σ
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Implying the presence of males in the universe of Azumanga outside of Kimura-sensei and random background stock characters is blasphemous!!! She deserves punishment!!!


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I killed some of the birds outside my window and fried them up. I guess basically every bird tastes just like chicken.dance2
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one bird, one fire.
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>>103097
it really sounds like fun, eating birds you caught yourself biggrin

...but a whole pre-cooked rotisserie chicken is only like $7.50 and I live in a condo lol
probably would consider doing this if I was in a more out-of-the way location
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>>103224
Yeah I did it mainly cause I was bored and it was one of those "hmm what if..." things I'd been thinking of for some time.

Also the birds flying in my room was kind of annoying sometimes.angry
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>>103257
Nice, now I wanna try bird meat. Do you know what the species was?
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>>103275
Some kind of cuckoo, I think.


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How did this happen?!1!! dizzy
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my personal reason for not fapping to yotsuba specifically is that yotsuba has just a tiny bit too childish body and not curvy enough by a bit
but if i come across one i fap anyway and having read all of yotsubato just makes the experience more romantic, even if it is just a one way bind biggrin
but ena is extremely hot, fuuka is acceptable and asagi is a hag
my favorite ena porn is by sezan like this https://yabai.si/g/iyyslvsj
he also made my favorite mashimaro porn like these https://yabai.si/g/4wiuaoie https://yabai.si/g/9t0lpchu
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>>103111
trips, i would like to read these but i do not understand how to read moon runes!!1angry
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>>103167
some of it's in english
https://hitomi.la/artist/sezan-english.html
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>>103111
the mashimaro ones are too crude for me. there's no buildup and no sweet tension.
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>>103266
sweet chika chan sexy time nosebleed


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DONT RUN ANYTHING YOU SEE ON HEYURI. ITS MALWARE.
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>>103249
faggots
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I never download anything but a couple pictures.xd
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This image contains a virus do not open it!
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>>103241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnH6vBDEGys


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alright... all of you have exactly $550 each right? Because this unmanned evil bus charges for whatevar reasons, also ignore the rumors about people going missing... that's all just made-up stories.
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I SUMMON HAIRY VAGINA POLICE
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>>103015
>I SUMMON HAIRY VAGINA POLICE
ah shitto.... Eto... hello officers, nothing wrong happening here. Would you like to ride in me?
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550 smackers? I'm sorry, 550 dead presidents? You're telling me this shit costs 550 crisp Washingtons? Fuck off.
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>550 smackers? I'm sorry, 550 dead presidents? You're telling me this shit costs 550 crisp Washingtons? Fuck off.
Your loss then, everyone else gets to party and disappear mysteriously the next day.


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