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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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vitamin C.C iyahoo
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Finally, you can buy cans of Sakura's pee! iyahoo
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C.C.?


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?
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If you were still at work, I would ask you to show us the remains of the terlet
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Ah, the old daughter excuse. A classic trick from the fat dad book. Much face was saved that day, I'm sure.

On another note, I got yelled at a by a fat dude at work a few days ago after I told him I couldn't ring him up at our department register. I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive, it's just innate for them to be loud and demanding. There oughta to be a study on them, they're a truly fascinating species. biggrin
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Sounds liek...... GHOSTS! 😱
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>>127503
>I think fat dudes are just naturally aggressive
As weird as that sounds, it's one of the symptoms of sugar withdrawal when you're really addicted, therefore fat. It all makes sense wink
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I imagined that guy saying this with a New York accent.

Your fortune: Very bad luck


Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I want an robot image where Miyano kisses Saku Momoi on the cheek.
Please generate it for me!
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>>127553
Wow, thanks! Ear bite is fine too biggrin
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nom nom nom iyahoo
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curious... i started the loli show this weekend.....
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And now I lewded it up! biggrin cool
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>>127570
adorable kissing face love


Off-Topic@Heyuri
We value your privacy... as a source of data to sell! biggrin
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Oh no don't sell info on my bizzare fetishes please. closed-eyes2
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ANYTHING BUT MAI DATAs (;´Д`)
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You'd think the algorithm knowing your preferences would be a good thing, since it could recommend you only the things you like. But it doesn't work like that, on the contrary. The engagement is way higher when we see content that makes as mad, than when we see stuff we like, so algorithm deliberately wants to annoy us dark
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>>127560
Nitori forgot to note uncertainty of measuring devices and she cant find any documentation on some abscure 1950s soviet ammeter online that she used and now she has to either fabricate numbers hoping it does not break when used at the border current of her calculations and get sued for being a trash engineer who made up numbers and stamped it as legit only to burn the entire motor
Or she has redo everything

Or is it me? nyaoo2


Off-Topic@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>127435
Hairy asshole spotted. Approved. 👍

>>127436
>it reminds me of octopus tentacles with these weird spots
It reminded me of roast beef. I laughed when I thought of that. xd
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>it reminds me of octopus tentacles with these weird spots
that's the biggest compliment you could make drool
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did you ever try octopus??
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have you not? unsure
I often eat the very small ones as parts of salad etc, but teh proper "dish" one can be rly good biggrin
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>>127430
I'm okay with teh cuntflaps, but why they are grey/black? And what happened to her clitoris? And thy she has an ANUS thingy at the end of her VAGINA?

>>127435
This one is nice, just needs a bit of shaving. Not a big deal, though. I would totally help with that.


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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dog
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why is he so excited unsure
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>>127550
he is having one of those days


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Lewd umbrella. blush
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>Lewd umbrella.
it's important to have 2d ero on every object ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>127547
THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A PLAIN WHITE SHIRT AND BORING TIE?! angryangryangry
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>THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A PLAIN WHITE SHIRT AND BORING TIE?!
o shit, you're right glare it's ruined cry


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I wonder what the responses were in that thread. It is very cool
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Oh, I remembar a series of these cut-outs from circa 2009, I guess? Still haev some of these on my old HDD, but I'm to lazy to plug that driev in to post teh files cry
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>Still haev some of these on my old HDD, but I'm to lazy to plug that driev in to post teh files
curse teh lazy ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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it's called paper child desu
https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=paper_child
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>>127541
lol'd at some of these ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I WANT ONE!!!


Flash@Heyuri
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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🐱 Nekone!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>127511


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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"-Henry VIII, 1945"
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well said (;゚∀゚)


Flash@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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(゚血゚#)


Off-Topic@Heyuri
seafood ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>127489
never ever!


Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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How to draw the same object in different angle pose and position , assuming its vertex points and proportions, perspective, so to correctly allign its line shape, position, placements, to be on model and proportionally similar,precise
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Posting in a crazy-kun thread!!!
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>>2991
👸 ok now show then
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>>2991
that 26 has been hours. so, bump

(CRAZY-KUN, GO HOME, YOU'RE OFF YOUR MEDS AGAIN)
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>>2993
Wow ban? No basis too. Grow up maybe. Stop talking to yourself. It's not even fun. Even your parents do not care

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LOL


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