Overboard@Heyuri

The Penguin

Rape Enthusiast

fat man from outer space

Lambada95

loli sodomizer

>>6303
you gay haha

>>6302
HES MINE

Make my PENIS smaller

...acquit!

Rave, is here

Emos (except for hawt girls) raus!
Endless complaining about the life glooms Heyuri's atmosphere.

Don't get it wrong, you can still vent off about whatever is going on in your life, it's the "so ronery ;_;", "I want to kill myself T_T" type of posts that you can take somewhere else.

COUNTERPOINT Anonymous ## Mod 2023/10/11(Wed)23:25:47 ID:MODERATOR No.65211

I'm the last fag to defend misery-blogging and /r9k/-type threads, but "so ronery" is a Team America (2004) reference, and is a classic phrase that was popular back in the day - I've posted it myself here multiple times

https://old.sage.moe/_/search/text/ronery/order/asc/

So did I!
I can't word it well but there is a certain distinction between that thread/usual /r9k/-like posts and archived posts on sage.moe, it's apparent to anyone who has lurked long enough. Thx for pointing that out

I'm personally not against emo posting, but only on /lounge/. Practically nobody cares about your long bawwposts, unless you're asking for genuine advice instead of just venting your emotions.
Good luck HNN
Heyuri doesn't need robot9000 to be original!

I spent my day thinking what is "HNN"

Being monk is suffering (・∀・)

Lol, nope

>>1777
shut up
let me believe

>>1777
trips

Wow! This thread is from 2021! SO old! It hasnt had a reply in a long time, so its probably loneley. Here, have my bump!

It's from 2022, bump-kun...

It is possible to have a vidlii video embedded on another website, you can see it on lolwut's imageboard: https://www.711chan.net/
However I don't know how hard it would be to make a script that automatically puts an embed vidlii video everytime somone types a link to a vidlii video

As a form of browser userscript it's easy enough to create with chatgpt (the code i generated in 2 minutes is a little b0rk but works)

You can try creating a code or maybe ask lolwut to create a proper/official one

I believe 4chanX had VidLii support, maybe their code can be borrowed as well. I don't know 2 JS

https://find.4channel.org/?q=vidlii.com%2Fwatch
It's like in the pic with 4chanx. Anyways, this isn't a Heyuri issue this board is for, so taking this to a suitable place would get u a better feedback

Conversely, I'd liek 2 remove YouTube embeds from Strange World - they lower the page performance too much when there's several instances, and they get duplicated in replies as well

Commenting out the "#20200524 Gikoneko: youtube embedding" sections in index.php seems 2 do teh trick

in the meantime i suggest using umatrix to generally get ahead of such things slowing down ur browser

https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=dSJsXq4FQxO

Maybe at some point, people will get bored of meta-humour and start to enjoy more honest stories, and they'll call it "new honesty" (I think I've seen the term "new honesty" on 4chan before). Maybe it will suck for new reasons we can't imagine today though .

>>7555
I have heard of people talking about 'meta-modernism', which is supposedly and 'advancement' from post-modernism.

>Why's everyone got such a hard-on for meta-humour and irony? Even the worst crap tries to save itself by being 'self-aware' about how crappy it is. It just comes off as lame and as if the writer didn't want to really try.
"Uuummm excuse me, that was their POINT, and that means that it works, and also they are a writer and you're not which means they know better "

>>987
男の方は？

興味ないけど

試しにMcDaddyとかマクドナルドお父さんで検索したけど、そのお父さんは全く出てこなかった

その代わりにロナルドさんがいるけどちょっと忙しそう

お母さんとお父さんが一緒に別の男のちんこをしゃぶってるヤツならpixivにあった

>>63936
January '23. It was a shitshow

Ha, i found this place on /f/ a little over a year ago. Barely even use it though, just stuck on /jp/ and /a/

>>65185
>just stuck on /jp/
Post 2020 /jp/ is completely unusable, surely you misspelled, or maybe you meant the archives?

i want an updated chartttttttttttttttttttttt

>>65186
Sure it's not as good as it used to be. I just filter all of the vtuber threads and it's twice as good as it would be otherwise.

I fell in love with someone, but she doesn't love me back.....

Only in the 2 dimensional space

i never been in love and that feeling itself sucks.

Never. I haven't talked to a girl in nearly 3 years (;´Д`)

I hope all of you guys find true love. Me however I will die all alone without ever experiencing love because I am cool and stuff.

Too similar to , and it isn't even animated. DENIED!

>>64804
NO, ITS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EMOTION THAN THAT, ITS NOT MEANT TO SHOW DIRECT SADNESS AND DESPAIR, THUS THAT EMOTE IS INSUFFICIENT.

I ALSO REFUSE TO LISTEN TO A PETTY PERSON WITH NO CAPCODE TELL ME WHAT IS DENIED AND WHAT IS NOT DENIED, I DEMAND KAGUYA HIMSELF WEIGH IN ON THIS.

>i spent 92359592523957 hours in ms paint

Spend 92359592523957 more hours making this: Yotsuba spewing vomit.
Or better yet, vomiting cum. Hell, why not both? Some ideas for you to consider.

>ITS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EMOTION THAN THAT

Believe it or not, spewing cum from our mouths is a common emotion expressed by your everyday user on Heyuri! We demand proper representation of this! KAGUYAPLSADDKTHX

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/08/18(Fri)06:49:15 ID:RuKlC2Z6 No.64807

>I ALSO REFUSE TO LISTEN TO A PETTY PERSON WITH NO CAPCODE TELL ME WHAT IS DENIED AND WHAT IS NOT DENIED
THEN ALLOW ME TO REITERATE WITH CAPCODE: DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

if you want to have an emote added, an idea i believe might work is have is Yotsuba with money eyes signifying profit, payday, financial win, gamble won. call it :greed:

>>7477
Well it just seems to me that the people who believe in aliens in this way are atheist or agnostic, at least the ones I've encountered, so I'm wondering if this reverence for aliens is some kind of idolatrous thing, that is, while their belief in God declined, they started venerating aliens instead.

I feel like there is a bit of a misunderstanding going on, or OP just interacted with pseudointellectuals who parrot whatever their favorite youtubers say without actually understanding what they are saying.

>I notice they also automatically assume that those aliens out there are more advanced than us
They must be referring to the space zoo theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_hypothesis). In short, aliens do not contact us because they want us to develop our society and technology naturally. There is however no reason to "automatically assume" this, so again, pseudos thinking they're smart.

>How can you find a human being primitive?
The human is a wondrous machine, no doubt, but our society might be primitive to an advanced alien race in the same way we find bronze age kingdoms primitive.

Personally, I think sapient extraterrestrial life does exist somewhere, maybe in our galaxy or in another, but the distance is way too big for allowing communication, let alone contact. Or maybe we're millions or billions of years too early and life on other planets still has to form. Who knows?

>Or maybe we're millions or billions of years too early and life on other planets still has to form. Who knows?

How interesting it would be if we were right about life existing on other planets, but were speaking of it too early. What if humans die out before life evolves on other planets...?

>I notice they also automatically assume that those aliens out there are more advanced than us
I find it more baffling to assume that an alien race would be wholly united, like under one world government straight out of Star Trek. I don't rule out the idea of an advanced alien planet, but I doubt they would get very far with sending any ambassadors on their species' behalf. Seeing how nationalism is so prominent on our planet, I think aliens would be too preoccupied with killing their neighbors than to cooperate with each other.

I wonder what their flags look like?

I cry

i often fall asleep before I mean to, and it sucks...

my boyfriend （ ´,_ゝ`）

A teacher of mine in high school once told my class that it is good to think about what you could have done better in the day. In college I learned to consider 3 things I'm grate ful for. I tend to think about why the fuck is it taking so long to fall asleep

This is uncomfortable so I'll change positions. I'm still not comfy but I don't want to change positions. I'll do it anyway. I'm finally satisfied but now I need to pee.

kaguya ## Admin 2023/05/17(Wed)21:59:19 ID:ADMIN No.63882

>fix deferer's ampersand bug (currently, links that contain "&" characters get b0rked)
Done!

>- restore proper file download button functionality (should open save dialog box with the original filename instead of just opening the image)
Done!

>- fix BBCode Reference link so the window opens in new window/tab instead of replacing current page and wiping ur post (was fixed in the past, but got reverted at some point)
Done!

>- add CSS to break filenames when they're too long to fit the browser viewport
Done!

>- fix "Marked for deletion (old)" so it appears on all threads that are past the bump limit (currently 7 days I think?) instead of only 1 month old threads
Dev werk, feel free to ask on Github by making an issue.

>- restore imageboard source/credits links at bottom of index (they currently only appear when viewing threads)
Done!

>- update Strange World script to latest version of translated ksphp+
Done!

>- Needs moar emotes and kaomoji! (additional: upgrade BBCode Reference page to better suit having a bajillion emotes - more responsive layout, categories, etc.)
Done!

>- make BBCode Reference use whatever the hell the settings and quick reply windows use to make it appear in a floating window (like how it used to be pre-kokonotsuba)
Alternative JS was created by a user.

>- bring back option to disable quote tooltip (the annoying thing that appears whenever you highlight text)
Done!

>- bring back strikethrough, underline, and code BBCode
Done!

>- bring back sage/noko/fortune checkboxes
I don't think this is a good idea, kuz removed them on purpose too. Perhaps it should be optional JS on settings?

>- bring back "Switch Form Position" feature (kokonotsuba used to have it but it vanished at some point)
There is an issue for this on GitHub.

>- bring back "users can vote for multiple items" option on /vote/ ("users can vote multiple times" can stay gone)
Done!

>- bring back classic PENIS and VAGINA wordfilters, maybe some others
Done!

>- bring back optional "Neo Menu" board links
I am not sure how..

>- bring back some kind of report feature
I don't think we really need this.

>- bring back "Currently _ unique users on this board."
I made an issue on GitHub for this

>- bring back Heyuri archive/museum
Done! Somewhat. I can't get it to open threads...

>- bring back Heyuri wiki (HHS)
Done!

>- make 2ちゃん an offical Heyuri service, or make a Heyuri-specific instance just for us
Done! R7/8 are enforced.

>- longposts needs moar "Comment too long. Click reply to view the full text" on the index
We can make an issue for this on GitHub, but u figured out a way by CSS.

>- make vote script use UTF-8 to prevent non-Latin character b0rkage (if u send me teh code, I'll attempt it - I've done it for other scripts in the past)
Done! Thanks!

>- move Heyuri IRC back to Rizon (the IRC is mainly useful when Heyuri is down, which usually means the servers are down... so hosting it on our servers is teh st00pid!)
I don't want to draw attention to our IRC, but A. IRC is on a different server B. Rizon channel is still there too

>- Heyuri's holy grail: restoring /all/, or finding an adequete replacement (some kind of RSS feed? notifications API? porting the old /all/ code to work with kokonotsuba? needs moar research...)
There is an issue for this on GitHub. I rly want it too, especially a notifications API would be pretty cool.

>- Heyuri boards were once commonly referred to as their actual titles instead of the board directory, just as the Japanese do (i.e. Off-Topic instead of /b/, Overboard instead of /all/, etc.). Might be worth going back to that
I am doing this by myself lately. You do it too and other users will eventually pick up.

>- let's brainstorm ideas for neat new boards/features/whatevers, there's a lot of kewl scripts out there...
Thanks for that!

>- don't leave sticky threads up for more than 24 hours, they are activity killers!
Agreed

>- someone who is not kaguya or kuz should make an official Heyuri refuge/shelter bulletin board in case poop hits teh fan or kaguya suddenly disappears in a tragic boating accident
I don't have any relationships with yandere girls (;_;) but dew it anyways

>- Heyuri Remix... I doubt it will get used much and we don't really need moar discussion boards, but I'd like to see it given a real chance (it was never linked outside of once or twice on Strange World - most Heyuri users didn't even know it existed...)
I can't run CGI scripts...

>- Heyuri PO Box: would u host it? It's pretty much complete, except that I'd rly liek to make it use hashed passwords instead of storing them in plaintext... I can try doing it myself, but it would be better if somebody who knows what they're doing did it (^^;
...but u can!

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I started writing this last year, saved in some txt file and forgot about it until just now
It's a bit scaring a whole year has passed since...

ZOMG that's a lot of Done!'s

We've done a surprisingly good job this past year... HEYURI DID RISE!

The OC archive page is broken, if anyone knew this already I apologize.

kaguya ## Admin 2023/05/28(Sun)21:40:22 ID:ADMIN No.63954

>>63937
I forgot about that page

Here, I also added some Heyuri-tans: https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=oc

I remember there was another thread for 2021 stuff, but it was saved on archive.today which only saves thumbnails so I didn't include it.

kaguya ## Admin 2023/10/07(Sat)20:14:50 ID:ADMIN No.65183

>- fix "Marked for deletion (old)" so it appears on all threads that are past the bump limit (currently 7 days I think?) instead of only 1 month old threads
Done!

>- bring back "Currently _ unique users on this board."
Done!

>- move Heyuri IRC back to Rizon (the IRC is mainly useful when Heyuri is down, which usually means the servers are down... so hosting it on our servers is teh st00pid!)
Done!