Overboard@Heyuri

If the predators (pedo-sans) win effortlessly, they should call it Child's Play

If the aliens (illegal visitors) win, they should call it Independence Day! (σ･∀･)σ

and i was believing life could not get any better... ITS FUCKING GREAT, just ignore all these guys trying to bring you down. they are people too, having their own motivations . almost nobody is actuality evil

I never used to smile much because I'm a stoic autist and I never really used /b/ type boards before but since I came to Heyuri and started lurking on /b/ I've been smiling a lot more and I'm overall a lot happier ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>8462
I'm happy that you are happy!

Suffering is the SOBERING KEY to **NOT** becoming a redundant zombie piece of shit, and boy have I suffered physically (left inner thigh burns like hellfire just feeling my jean seam) AND emotionally (s/o hurt my feelings) today! Truly, being alive is a wonderful. I am very feeling it right now.

>>8555
suffering is sadly also a part of the human experience, yet one should not fall into the trap of masochistically glorifying it or even dismiss the humanity of people with lifes less shit than yours. joy is better than suffering and the goal of life is to minimize your suffering while maximizing your joy

YERAHHH!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I am interest in forming or joining a secret organization

What will our secret handshake be? I vote thumb war!

dragon energy?

>>8538
We just touch the tips together. (´･ω･`)

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/16(Thu)02:13:15 ID:MODERATOR No.65412

See this thread: >>65406

>>65394
those threads would have been self-bumped, so ignoring them would have left them on teh front page for quite some time. I don't believe self-bumps are disabled on heyuri, so autosage is needed if they are to be cleared away without outright deleting them.
and when it comes to trust, it is not so simple as being hands-off. when running a small site that's focused on maintaining a certain culture and quality, it is necessary for the admins to walk a fine line between exerting enough force to prevent newcomers or existing users from shifting the culture into an undesired direction and being hands-off enough to avoid stifling the users. the site admins handle teh balance well enough.
I am one of teh janitors, so you may think that because of that I am biased towards the staff. however, the reason I volunteer to be a janitor and clean up teh CP and teh spambots and teh soyjaks is because I love heyuri for what it is and because I believe in staff-sama's vision for what it should be.
sorry for teh longpost but my earnest feelings got in the way ( ´ω`)

>If a thread sucks like you said, then naturally it wouldn't receive any bumps
That's not true at all - any experience with a laissez-faire website will prove that theory wrong very quickly

The only reason Heyuri is any different to ur average imageboard website today is cuz all the usual dreary crap & party-p00ping AIDS gets autosage'd/CSS hax'd/removed by Heyuri staff-san

The internet is a big toilet - if u don't flush it occasionally, it just fills up with p00p (and not teh hawt kind)

You can't enforce laws according to what might happen, haven't you seen Minority Report?

>>65404
Mr. tourist doesn't know how we take care of things here. Let's enlighten him

(USER WAS BANNED FOR A POST THEY WILL MAKE IN 4 DAYS)

i see oldfaggots have found this thread

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Aww how'd I fuck that up? It's worse than OP's joke (-＿-)

Psst! Use the [aa] tag! Just keep it a secret from everyone else, ok?

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/14(Tue)17:51:40 ID:MODERATOR No.65407

Firstly, it's 3DCG (computer-generated 3D art), not a doll or real-life pic

3DCG loli has nevar been b& on Heyuri, but it's nevar really been posted either, so I dunno. It's up 2 kaguya and teh laws of Atlantis

I left it up since it's kinda hawt and I dunno kaguya's policy on it, but I B& OP for promoting his kuso paysite (as he has done many times here in teh past)

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/14(Tue)17:59:20 ID:MODERATOR No.65408

Additional point: kaguya also operates teh current iteration of gurochan, which has a 3DCG board containing nekkid loli & shota in varying states of intactness

kaguya ## Admin 2023/11/14(Tue)19:01:45 ID:4xYrn152 No.65409

3DCG lolis aren't banned per se, except the ultra realistic AI stuff (which I believe we didn't get so far), because they may cause sum issues. They're banned on GUROchan's 3DCG board as well.

You can delete ads for any kind of paysite, but u may also choose not to if ur b0ner thinks the image is hawt

99% of the time i use live frontend mode so i wouldn't know. But i already deleted these posts so maybe that's why

Are you clicking the "Submit" buttan at the top of the page instead of the one at the bottom?

^^ The screencap from above was before the posts were deleted. I should note this has been a problem for a while. About since last month or so, I think. I've been holding off asking about it until now because I kept forgetting about it.

>>65400
Yes, that's the one I've been clicking. Is it supposed to be the bottom one I click?

Ah, the bottom buttan works. Thank you for the help, admin-sama!
Just in time for these new wave of posts, too.

It used to be at both the top and the bottom of the panel until a certain update
I'll add the top buttan back soon

>>8491
>Research published in 2022 indicates that the closest and most likely source of the oolite used is on the other side of the Alps in northern Italy, near Lake Garda. A lesser possibility is that it came from a site in eastern Ukraine some 1,600 km (1,000 mi) away
not from germany

>>8492
The endless shots of girls ero necks in anime, the nihonjin clearly love the neck and shoulders (＾Д^)

I mean if you look on social media the most popular women are the whores with boob and butt implants that somehow make you retards dicks hard....... I doubt by fat women you mean their chub instead of their big boobs and butts. Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier.

>>8497
>Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier

Not necessarily;-- I mean, some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot--to achieve small regular proportions you do...nothing.

>>8504
What are you even trying to say I was saying that they're probably attracted to the big boob and big butt aspect of someone fat because of the constant highlighting social media does to that..
>some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot
If you have regular sized boobs and butt you can't magically grow them to "crazy proportions" by working out maybe you can increase your glutes but that's it.. You have to be an outlier or do what most social media women do and get a degree in photoshop and surgery

I wish I could love Chinese people but I can't. They all look like impoverished asians to me...

It's all the "sh" sounds in their language! It just evokes the anger of being constantly shushed. I know it's not their fault but it doesn't make it less annoying...

>>6729

Shut it, you!

They make up half the population of universities and just go around speaking gibberish to each other never talking to us natives, they're just warm bodies that do nothing but take up space and get in the way (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

just speak to them, lol

>>8407
Maybe so, but I've seen plenty of porn that play the churning thing as if it were a sound coming from the balls (i.e. "glooorp" or "groan" sounds). "Spluuurt" as an onomatopoeia for cum shooting out of a dick isn't that uncommon either. Matter of fact, it tends to be more common than the ball sounds. Sometimes they include both. Goes hand in hand, really.
Strangely common, yet so overlooked. You'd think it'd be a popular fetish by now.

>>8409
It's a sekrit underground fetish that porn artists participate in, with regular sekrit meeting where they show eachother their newest art featuring their favorite cumming onomatopoeias
but you didn't hear that from me! (°x°)

>>8367
This is why a good fap has begins with a reconnaisance phase, checking the whole doujin real quick! (σ･∀･)σ

>>8436
My best faps are when I am day dreaming

>>8437
They're always best when your mind is barely attached to your body and you feel like an ethereal being

Here j00 go, although this doesn't include all the activity outside Off-Topic (such as in teh Heyuri Drama Club or teh Heyuri Fantastic Drawing Arena)

This link also contains a compilation of all teh OC:
https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html

>>65381
I'd like to mention that at least 40 of these posts were from my mediocre minesweeper thread

that doesn't change anything, we have "medicore" threads all days

It taught me that middle click was a thing in minesweeper and then I was able to beat a few medium-sized fields, so I'd say it was a success