Overboard@Heyuri

i just put my LOL PENIS all over my monitor. now everyone here has been sexually harassed

i have never felt the touch of a woman

i only remember this because he said he didnt want to kiss me anymore because i use to much tongue :c i was playing house with my cousins and my oldest one said i had to kiss her brother because we were a couple in the game. also another one was when i was first introduce to porn by my elementary best friend we would hump pillows and lesbian sex too. i would peg her...

I was 13 and she was 12, we were both incredibly precocious due to dysfunctional crappy families and tons of media exposure of sex.
I came within one single thrust and felt profoundly ashamed of myself. She got mad at me and then actively mocked me. It was actually more of a traumatic experience...

literally a couple months ago. girl i was dating online for about 4 months, we finally met at a hotel. she had huge e cups and an adorable smile. i couldn't cum because im a fucking idiot but we tried it again another time and i came on her tummy.

Craftmine

Cyber Sylvia

It's a game where a girl gets different power ups and is inside the internet like its the 90s. You guys remember that in the 90s/2000s there were movies or shows where characters went to like the "online world" and it was all green and they always were like cyborg-looking and stuff? like in that one Scooby Doo movie or that one Fairy Oddparents episode. It was cool anyway in this game you control a girl inside one of these worlds and she's like megaman and also she controls monsters like it's digimon and they evolve and have different powers and she has many different weapons too.

cunt warriors

anal explorers

The Legend of PENIS-Man

>>947
この画像については ただ単に創価学会の旗がルーマニア国旗に酷似しているというだけだと思われます。

>>975
彼らはそれを盗んだ。

>>907
このやつワズのスコットだと思っていた

>>941
犬作完成しちゃったねぇ

ヒカキンは神様。

I'm still not sure if Parker-san is regarded as a nuisance or if he's embraced by the Heyuri community. Maybe a little bit of both? He did make a couple banners, didn't he? (I thought they were pretty cool).

>>65502
he's a funny nuisance!

na na na, yeah yeah

Disregard the above message,
I love you.
-N

Who are you?
-N

I HAET THAT BANDICOOT
-N

PENIS
-N

N stands for Nigger

"？”を忘れた
これは質問のはずだ

俺はたまに手作り寿司弁当で我慢できる

中学生の頃は毎日サンド用意したけど、
ちょっと太ったから注意せ

Beaner

Reverted ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

pl0x use teh source edit or else kaguya will give you a raeping and trust me, u wont liek it!!!!

If source editor is too hard, u can just post ur nominations here and I'll add them 4 u

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Enjoy making AA of this wolf.

i love you parker please let me suck your ANUS

554 bytes? Thats outrageous. I demand no more than 500 BITS

>I demand no more than 500 BITS
The HTML of ur post alone was almost 7 kilobits

pfft 640k should be enough for anyone there's no reason for it to be so huge

Fun fact: 3 bits is a kibble

>>65495
also,
>A string of four bits is a nibble.
- Wikipedia

>>8753
Rule 8 is a god send and the site admin is serious about enforcing the rules without being overbearing. But then it makes me wonder if people are being genuine here. Like if they are the same zombies destroying the rest of the internet, but here they keep that shit in the closet because they don't want their skulls crushed by Mod-sama's mighty hammer.

>>8793
They were never funny. The odd jak and frog can be funny but the vast majority are not and the template itself is just plain annoying. Problem with memes like these is they are deliberately meant to annoy and enrage and piss as many people off as humanly possible instead of providing lolz.

>>8802
>Like if they are the same zombies destroying the rest of the internet, but here they keep that shit in the closet because they don't want their skulls crushed by Mod-sama's mighty hammer.

I frankly doubt it. Those people usually have the self control abilities of a chimp on coke.

>>8802
>Problem with memes like these is they are deliberately meant to annoy and enrage and piss as many people off as humanly possible instead of providing lolz.
This is true. I think that earnestness marks the turning point for feelsguy in particular.
Early on, feelsguy represented the feelz of the person posting him, and there were several variations depicting him happy, weeping, etc that were not egregious, because they were earnest, empathetic depictions of emotion. I like these ones.
Then at some point, people started making depictions of feelsguy that were unflattering or even mocking. These aren't tools used to describe feels, they are weapons used to belittle your opponents or piss them off. See the crying pink wojaks, smug wojaks, soyjaks, chudjaks, etc.
I've noticed that this type of internet meme has become much, much more common on the internet in the last decade, correlating with the decline of authenticity on the net and the rise of layered irony.
People these days just can't be themselves on the internet, so they make memes to bully the ones who try to be. And even the ones who try to be themselves will hide behind a mask designed to make them look cooler, like being "the Chad". Surely this whole game where no one can be truly genuine is bad for the spirit, right?

Overall the phenomenon is kinda sad and I'm not sure what to do besides hang out in places where it's not allowed.

>But then it makes me wonder if people are being genuine here. Like if they are the same zombies destroying the rest of the internet, but here they keep that shit in the closet because they don't want their skulls crushed by Mod-sama's mighty hammer.
I think most people are being genuine, but they're too familiar with this kind of internet culture and have a hard time shedding it unless there's a b&hammer hanging over their head like the sword of Damocles. Don't call them liars, just call them weak-willed (・∀・)

yes. everything these days is about having as much followers or orbiters these days. good discussion on small sites mean nothing much to people anymore. people want cults instead of authenticity. but i will always gravitate towards smaller sites and imageboards no matter what. even if they are dying.

>>8813
Loss of anonymity, flood of normalfags thanks to the combination of smartphones, and big social media have balkanized the internet. Everyone is now cut up into more and more inane and vapid tribes connected to your real world identity. Since most of these centralized platforms are US based, the internet has become more and more Americanized and retarded American racial bullshit, culture wars, and psychotic politics mean everyone is locked in these vain tribes with cult like behavior. Memes suddenly become weapons people use to attack other tribes or drag people through the mud. Sure, holy wars and memes as satire/attack aren't new, stuff like the Linux vs BSD thing and neocon bashing is very different from today where everyone is hostile and everyone is expected to fall into one or another fixed group with predictable behavior. Everyone is constantly trying to suss out if your part of their tribe or not and they always suspect your part of some other group. You cannot make a post anywhere on the major internet sites without someone attacking you based on a prejudgement.

Fun is no longer the objective in meme culture. It's attacking people of the other tribe or throwing chum out to your own crowd. This is the main reason it sucks today.

Lets make it a centennial event :D

I'm 65150-san, no definitive date for Heyuri-tan quest, I got other stuff to deal with.

If I were to host a quest, I think I would probably deliver once per day. That would give moar time for anons to give ideas, and most importantly, for me to maek good quality drawings. Threads enter autosage in a 7 days, that wouldn't be long enough for me, I can't do it in a day like robo-kun-sama.

I considered multiple possibilities:
-create a new thread every week. Depending how on long the quest takes (i have no idea!!) it could be a pain in the ass, I might have to make a recap pic every time: I think one important point of a quest is the clarity, if anons get lost or forget what happened, it would die.
-mods use their superpowers to increase the thread lifespan, or at least modbump once in a while. Sticky might be too much.
-Hosting the quest on /o/, but not many people go there. （ ´,_ゝ`） Also the interface isn't optimal.

What do you guys think?

Also, robo-kun, what could have been elegant penguin-san's role in your quest? I'm dying to know!

>>65422
doing one update a day is probably best. I found out the hard way that writing and drawing many updates in a day is difficult! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I think an ongoing quest thread would be great fun, but some might find it annoying to see the same thread bumped up to the top of the front page for days or weeks on end. idk the best way to handle that.
and as for elegant penguin-san's true purpose... maybe we'll find out next time! [ -c°▥°]-c

>I found out the hard way
おつかれさまロボくん
>some might find it annoying to see the same thread bumped up to the top of the front page for days or weeks on end.
I thought about that too. Even worse, I realized "creating a new thread every week" option probably goes against rule 6. (;´Д`)
>we'll find out next time

test

fapped to loli for GREAT JUSTICE

U WIN LOLICON 8KGET!!!

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So my cum management technique lately, is that I have my bin near me and I just aim and fire into it. Its pretty easy, better than what I used to do, when I was young I would aim into the toilet (´人｀)
Now, usually I have a little stack of toilet paper squares and use one or two to clean up remaining semen, but they were missing. But I did have hand sanitizer nearby!
I learned that alcohol on your dick hole hurts

...I think I see the problem. You used visual editor, didn't you?

so that's what the table raep entailed. (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I'm undoing that crap and doing it with source editor

Anonymous ## Mod 2023/11/29(Wed)07:43:40 ID:ZIKBxpKo No.65485

I recommend disabling the visual editor entirely in ur user settings and just using teh l33t editor - it's a pain 2 lern at first, but in the long run it causes much less table raep & other bad formatting issues