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Site Discussion@Heyuri
even after bull shit. why is cgi and main site dying.
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...they're not unsure
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>>65906
The most they got to "dying" yesterday was just.. Not loading as fast as usual. Site still worked
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it was taking almost 30 seconds to load for me at one pointdark
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>>65910
>almost 30 seconds
That would've been considered fast back in 2004 nyaoo-closedeyes
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>That would've been considered fast back in 2004
Yup - especially if it was a Flash site or some type of media file. Howevar, using computers up until that point had often meant occasionally leaving to do something else while something loaded, so it wasn't too outrageous xd


Lounge@Heyuri
You get to bring your waifu to life, she will love you and live with you forever.

BUT.

She is pregnant and due to give birth to another mans child, and insists that you raise it with her.

Would you take this deal?

P.S.: You cannot abort or otherwise kill the baby
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No
Even if she does not get pregnant, still no.
I wouldn't any girl that has sex with someone else.
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I liek >>9449-san's idea. then I get TWO wives!!
but I don't want her to have sex with another man, so make it a virgin birth, too
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Sure, why not. I can have her have several of my own kids anyway.
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It would be a bit galling, but with everything else under consideration, I'd basically just do what >>9461 said. I can afford a stepson.
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>>9455
Difficulty: Forrest Gump mode
(;´Д`) JENNY


Lounge@Heyuri
Now that I'm reaching adulthood, my ability to coast on by with minimal effort and minimal cost if I fail, is reaching it's end.

For example, today I just found out that I failed to make the grade in one of my classes at school, which means I'll have to do the whole thing over again, and my parents will have to pay for me to re-do it. The worst part is, I could have avoided all this just by showing up an extra day and finishing off the project I had to turn in, but I couldn't say no to an extra day of holiday time...depression

Of course, I came here just to complain, but don't look at this as a vent, but more of a warning; don't be a lazy faggot! (;´Д`)
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I feel bad for you.
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You're not alone. I have an exam in two days. I told myself I was going to do nothing but solve questions to study starting from the 1st of January, but it's the 6th and I've only done one question.
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I know that 9580-san, there is still a little time until my exams but I'm in the same situation ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I need to start a thread called the Chronicles of a successful faggot (´・ω・`)
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We should start a communist society so that everyone can get neetbux.onigiri


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=88796
Rule 8,, they literally used a word described as rule 8 angry


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=88669#p88685

"I kneel" is a nu4chan meme/slang

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-kneel-kneeling-vegeta
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>>65867
>twitterfags
Say twittards, it's more fun!!
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That was me... gomen, I didn't realize it was a nu-4chan meme. sweat2

Rest assured, the staff has taken turns thoroughly disciplining me for this mistake. blush
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[X] GENUFLECT
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bump test
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>>65868
no fag!


日本語@Heyuri
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てすと
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てすとかんりょう


日本語@Heyuri
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あけましておめでとう~! biggrin
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エロイnosebleed
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てす


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Seems as threads doesn't bump on /b/ as supposed. Rather weird.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Only you can save us, KAGUYA-HERO-SAMA!

Also error posting - get error 520 from cloudflare everytime i post. Unsure if this helps.
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error 524*`
seems i posted that post 2-3 times before it got uploaded a 1min or so later...
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I am actually not 100% sure that it will fix itself, but let's hope for teh best for now sweat2

>Also error posting - get error 524 from cloudflare everytime i post
I don't see any issues about with CF or on the server unsure
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I didn't have any issues posting the above either, so I assume it was a momentary thing


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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testing something related to >>65885


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Do we really need two different threads for attention whoring? I think one is more than enough (´~`)
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>need moar threads!
better GOOD threads than many spammed piss threads. this must be anonwaha
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Lurk moar xd
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>>65878
>>65879
ironic doublepost lol x3
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>>65876
Sorry Mr Kaguya (;´Д`)
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The fact people said "oh it's ai genereated" is dumb, wonky architecture exists most in Arab countries ┐(゚~゚)┌


Lounge@Heyuri
Being a cute rori is torture because some pervert dentist will probably make the filling/extraction procedures more painful than necessary and "accidentally" hit the wrong spots just so he can hear the cute yelp in pain and fear, and to feel like he has control over her and is taking revenge against his crush.

If I were a rori or a teenage cute I'd be terrified of dentists. They will bump into a pervert like that at some point in their life and suffer unnecessarily.
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YOU DONT LIKE IT? STOP EATING SO MUCH CANDIES THEN ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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If we legalize dentist raep, the sugar epidemic will be solved by Tuesday!


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I just can't access it right now it's a total white screen (;´Д`)
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CGI DOWN CGI DOWN
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Teh server got knocked offline somehow, but I restarted it and it seems fine - hopefully it was just coincidence unsure


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I think one problem we will have to face up to more and more as Heyuri gains popularity is the problem of moralfaggotry. You know, people hopped up on the overriding philosophy of nu-chan and the popular net. That philosophy of "Internet is Serious Business.", which causes them to recoil at the sight of unfettered LOLs, to fail to understand plain sarcasm, and to make it their mission to shit up a thread so they can go on some faggy moral crusade.
You probably already know who I'm talking about, and can probably already guess the two types of moralfags we're likely to run into, so I won't bury the lead.
We don't see many moralfags from the liberal set,since their concept of imageboards begins ends at 4chan and they're too scared to explore anywhere else (last I remember is that tranny posting Bridget. How the fuck did he even get here?dark)
What we do see a bit of, and will probably see more of in the future, is idpol obssessed 2016 election tourists, who consider it their duty to stamp out 'degeneracy', 'tranime' and any LOLs they may encounter along the way closed-eyes2
Heyuri is in particular danger, because of our front and center interest in lolis,our refusal to spend all day arguing about idpol talking points, and our refusal of wojak/oomer monstrosities, which is the main way moralfags beat you over the head with their opinions these days.sweat3
So what do you think we can do about this, if anything? I mean, even before the recent surge, there were some people derailing JC threads, even right NOW there are people shitting up such threads, see >>31277
I feel like under no politics there should be an addendum that insists on no moralfaggotry, but at the same time I feel like that would be too vague, and not so useful.unsure
I don't know, I feel like if we're too easy-going about it the zoomer moralfags will outnumber everyone else and this will become just another shitty imageboard devoid of all LOLs.cry
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>>65829
i actually read one of my own posts and thought: "wow, i made such a good job on that one that someone else saved it and copied it"
Ignorance is bliss cry
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>>65829
wait a minute,, your righjt
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ty for reviving this! completely agree with the topic...xd
also kewl that our wee board is back on teh menudance
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>>65860
and ofc 1st post fails harwtsweat2
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test


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Mod sama plz remove https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=88437&q=88492#postform ! It's a DISGUSTING addition to my perfectly good thread
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fair enough!


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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What happened to gurochan?
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It will be back up ASAP
https://nitter.cz/kaguyarou/status/1743022942995304873


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