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TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
FROM: oliver@sales.heyuri.net
CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.net
Hello Foruda-san,
Wanted to check in on the status of last week's outage.
Had some stakeholders pinging me about it, so looking to clarify how we won't have it again.
It seems to be due to patch 10.532 on XP but maybe we can isolate the DLL causing the negative bit flip?
I threw some time on your calendar so we can discuss future mitigation strategies.
Best regards,
Oliver
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This is like the start of Disclosure. |
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Is this Loli-chan's doing again? |
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I lost 50000 Heyurian dollars as I could not sell enought loli-nekos when the stock dipped at the right time! Once the Heyuri-exchange market was up... the price has already fallen into worth of nothing. Now I am stuck with 20000 loli-nekos. Thats ok as it will rise again... But i want money!!! |
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>>5679 |
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>TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net |
|---BREAKING-NEWS---BREAKING-NEWS---BREAKING-NEWS---|
Nothing is happening.
Carry on as usual.
(´・ω・`)
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'nothing' happening is still a state of "happening"... |
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I don't buy it! All a big lie for Big Nothing! (゚血゚#) |
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Something happened. |
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I something'd |
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>>5708 |
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I flog'd |
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It's a call and response game. |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule
It's kind of a shame isn't it?
I didn't ask to be a part of the 1% of neurotic contributors.
I wish I could be a part of the 90%...
Apparently not (;´Д`)
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>>5687 |
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Oh LOL, i misread... I am also part of the 1%! But I really like to be one of teh guy who makes the bigger spectrum of content on Heyuri! However, I never once maed a thread on Lounge. I mostly lurk here too. |
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>>5689 |
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Even on lounge, I am teh...┌─┐ ┌┐┌┐ |
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teh other way around. (;゚∀゚) |
I walked into the headshop with a mix of snooping and trepidation. The walls were lined with shelves and demonstrate cases filled with colorful pipes, bongs, and other smoking accessories. The aura was compressed with the friendly pong of incense, and reggae music played softly in the background. A clubby shop assistant greeted me and asked if I needed help finding anything. I admitted that I was a bit overwhelmed by the selection, and he offered to reveal me some of their best-selling items. As he pulled out a graceful, cutlery vaporizer, he explained how it worked and the benefits of using it once again traditional smoking methods. He also showed me a variety of flavored rolling papers and a grinder with a shameless design. I ended up leaving with a occasional items, appreciation nervous to go absent from my new purchases. The experience had been surprisingly enjoyable, and I was impressed by the expert and on good terms staff. I couldn't be put on ice to report in rear and explore more of what the headshop had to offer.
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Did the bot decide to write prose instead of scamming? |
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It's the usual "random review from somewhere but with half the words replaced using a thesaurus/bad machine translation" bot (;^Д^) |
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I like this one. I think it should stay. |
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What would smoking weed do for a bot? |
Is there a possibility to change teh preview of PNGs from being a black background - to being 100% alpha? I've no understanding of coding, but instead the use of black -> to 0% opacity.
I think this would make our board nicer.
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Heyuri uses jpg thumbnails and since they don't support transparency, at most we can make it generate jpg thumbs with the same background color as the site's theme (i'm pretty sure 4chan does this) |
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The thumbnails are JPEGs so you can't have real transparency without switching to PNG, but there's ways of setting a specific color to be used for the "background" when the JPEG thumbnails are generated (I've done this b4 but I forgot how |
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![]() Ah, that does make sense. Here's another pictures with the same color to match the background. Let's see how it looks. |
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I notice there is one flaw in changing the color to only one color, as "front" post use another color than the regular posts. |
What is kagunyaa email now that kolyma.net is ded
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contact@tccb.gov.tr |
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Kolyma is dead but the mail server is still there - I plan to use it until it crushes. I can't promise a quick return anymore though.. You have a better chance using Rizon's memoserv. |
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へ |
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∧_∧∧_∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
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∧_∧∧_∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
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∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
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∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ |
Did I acquire some disease?
Opening a new tab drains energy out of me...
This may be the last time I can use heyuri......
(´・ω・`)
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>>5631 |
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I currently have 1410 tabs on my computer and 24 on my phone |
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>>5631 |
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>Seriously, what do you even do with 1000+ open tabs |
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I feeling the same, time to stop the music and lie down for an hour |
I don't know how many people here have had sexual experience firsthand or have a lot of general life experience but time and time again I've seen a lot of people who have had sexual experience say the same thing. It's not that great. Not necessarily that it's bad or anything, just that it shouldn't be hyped up so much. I don't understand why that is though. I haven't had seggs since highschool and it being so long since then I wish I could get laid instead of just being the autistic kid (not literally I'm in my 20s) that spends the bulk of his time watching YouTube or playing vidya. Since sex is something hardcoded to our bodies there's no doubt in my mind it feels good either. IDK. Maybe this is just my ignorance speaking but I can't imagine why it wouldn't be all that great because a lot of the time it's something I'd want, and even masturbation on its own feels good so the real thing is certainly even better.
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>>5646 |
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>>5648 |
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Texcuses mexcuses. Just stick it in her pooper |
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>>5646 |
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>>5653 |
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.,-、 ,--⊂ニニニ)⌒> |
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. ,--⊂ニ) |
I think suffering is the only path to wisdom.
So how can I make myself suffer as much as possible, sans physical torture?
What are some grueling things in your life that I can adopt?
Thanks.
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Not all suffering is equal, seeking pain for the sake of it is just machoism which is another from of hedonism. |
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insert two billion chili peppers into your anus |
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.,-、 ,--⊂ニ)⌒> |
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>>5637 |
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>>5638 It's actually Mona in the FAMILY GUY death pose |
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クリトリスは陰核 |
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>陰核 |
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![]() 幼いコの体で説明したら解りやすくなりますね |
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![]() キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!! |
I will compile these replies into a video for prosperity. (^Д^)
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![]() I like Heyuri because people on it actually have fun and are genuine and aren't terminally insecure post-ironic turbofaggots or perpetually butthurt moral crusaders. |
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I like Heyuri because it's simply just a fun website. It's part of my daily fun browsing (which includes Something Awful and some other forums). On other sites, nobody seems to enjoy themselves and are always seem uptight. Even though I'm not much of an imageboard user/otaku (GAHSP), I've really come to enjoy the community. Love y'all! |
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Mostly the nostalgia from a lost age where people still believed in fun and didnt (ironically) hate/hide behind a mask when posting on imageboards. And of course rule 8 is the second bible deliverd by God himself ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ |
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>>64134 |
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>>64170 |
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>Should we try 2 fix all the unintentional spelling & grammar fails in kokonotsuba and on Heyuri's static pages? |
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I luv teh misspelling, makes it more fun and geniune. Its part of heycurry. Best one is anonymous, took me ages to see it. LOL! |
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>>64166 |
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It seems that Heyuri has chosen the path of comftorable incorrectness (´ー`) |
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It's also a way to tell if a poster is new or noth. |
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