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Lounge@Heyuri
TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
FROM: oliver@sales.heyuri.net
CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.net

Hello Foruda-san,

Wanted to check in on the status of last week's outage.
Had some stakeholders pinging me about it, so looking to clarify how we won't have it again.
It seems to be due to patch 10.532 on XP but maybe we can isolate the DLL causing the negative bit flip?

I threw some time on your calendar so we can discuss future mitigation strategies.

Best regards,
Oliver
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This is like the start of Disclosure.


When do I get harassed by my sexy ex-girlfriend who's become my boss now?
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Is this Loli-chan's doing again?
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I lost 50000 Heyurian dollars as I could not sell enought loli-nekos when the stock dipped at the right time! Once the Heyuri-exchange market was up... the price has already fallen into worth of nothing. Now I am stuck with 20000 loli-nekos. Thats ok as it will rise again... But i want money!!!
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>>5679
Please sir, and good morning.
I will take of all your lolinekos for the current market rate +20%. If you could kindly send me email at dehlilama@heyuri.com.in we can arrange a transfer.
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>TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
>FROM: oliver@sales.heyuri.net
>CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.net
>Hello Foruda-san,
>Wanted to check in on the status of last week's outage.
>Had some stakeholders pinging me about it, so looking to clarify how we won't have it again.
>It seems to be due to patch 10.532 on XP but maybe we can isolate the DLL causing the negative bit flip?
>I threw some time on your calendar so we can discuss future mitigation strategies.
>Best regards,
>Oliver

TO: oliver@sales.hyeuri.net
FROM: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.

Hello Oliver,

So I just had a couple back-to-back meetings on this, and wanted to follow up from our previous sync this Friday.

John from Infra gave me an interesting update regarding the patch mechanism for our delivery platform across devices located within your clients region.

The propagation between two pub servers resulted in a double update of clients within both update zones.

The bottom of the line is that there was an oversight on making sure a system does not update again after receiving the first batch of updates, but this was pushed back on by Core team and we've since shelved that KPI of update failures.

Central point is, we're preparing a meeting with leadership to solidify the KPIs needed and from there generate enough leverage to get Core team to send one more update out that accounts for these overlapping zones. I'll be sure to vouch for your position here—we don't want clients receiving double updates in the future.

I sent you an invite link to take this offline if needed. Otherwise, I'll see you at the meeting.

Best,
Foruda-san
(´・ω・`)


Lounge@Heyuri
|---BREAKING-NEWS---BREAKING-NEWS---BREAKING-NEWS---|

Nothing is happening.

Carry on as usual.
(´・ω・`)
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'nothing' happening is still a state of "happening"...monapc
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I don't buy it! All a big lie for Big Nothing! (゚血゚#)
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Something happened.
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I something'd onigiri
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>>5708
You something'd again...
(´・ω・`)


Lounge@Heyuri
Flogging!
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I flog'd
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It's a call and response game.
One says "Flogging", and the others say: "Oh no!"


Lounge@Heyuri
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule

It's kind of a shame isn't it?
I didn't ask to be a part of the 1% of neurotic contributors.

I wish I could be a part of the 90%...
Apparently not (;´Д`)
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>>5687
But I don't want to be a part of the 1%.....
(;´Д`)
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Oh LOL, i misread... I am also part of the 1%! But I really like to be one of teh guy who makes the bigger spectrum of content on Heyuri! However, I never once maed a thread on Lounge. I mostly lurk here too. nagato
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>>5689
What part of Heyuri are you a 1%er if you're a 90%er on lounge/?
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Even on lounge, I am teh...
┌─┐ ┌┐┌┐
└┐│ └┘/ ./
  ││   ./ ./
┌┘└┐ / ./┌┐
└──┘.└┘└┘
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teh other way around. (;゚∀゚)
I mostly use b.


Lounge@Heyuri
I walked into the headshop with a mix of snooping and trepidation. The walls were lined with shelves and demonstrate cases filled with colorful pipes, bongs, and other smoking accessories. The aura was compressed with the friendly pong of incense, and reggae music played softly in the background. A clubby shop assistant greeted me and asked if I needed help finding anything. I admitted that I was a bit overwhelmed by the selection, and he offered to reveal me some of their best-selling items. As he pulled out a graceful, cutlery vaporizer, he explained how it worked and the benefits of using it once again traditional smoking methods. He also showed me a variety of flavored rolling papers and a grinder with a shameless design. I ended up leaving with a occasional items, appreciation nervous to go absent from my new purchases. The experience had been surprisingly enjoyable, and I was impressed by the expert and on good terms staff. I couldn't be put on ice to report in rear and explore more of what the headshop had to offer.
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Did the bot decide to write prose instead of scamming?


I think it's gaining autonomy. (;゚∀゚)
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It's the usual "random review from somewhere but with half the words replaced using a thesaurus/bad machine translation" bot (;^Д^)
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I like this one. I think it should stay.
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What would smoking weed do for a bot? monapc


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Is there a possibility to change teh preview of PNGs from being a black background - to being 100% alpha? I've no understanding of coding, but instead the use of black -> to 0% opacity.

I think this would make our board nicer. happy
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Heyuri uses jpg thumbnails and since they don't support transparency, at most we can make it generate jpg thumbs with the same background color as the site's theme (i'm pretty sure 4chan does this)
Maybe i can figure it out shii
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The thumbnails are JPEGs so you can't have real transparency without switching to PNG, but there's ways of setting a specific color to be used for the "background" when the JPEG thumbnails are generated (I've done this b4 but I forgot how nyaoo-closedeyes)

The thing is, you need additional modifications to the software to account for the different background colors in OPs vs replies, which I was too dumb to figure out dizzy
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Ah, that does make sense. Here's another pictures with the same color to match the background. Let's see how it looks.
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I notice there is one flaw in changing the color to only one color, as "front" post use another color than the regular posts.


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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What is kagunyaa email now that kolyma.net is ded unsure
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contact@tccb.gov.tr
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Kolyma is dead but the mail server is still there - I plan to use it until it crushes. I can't promise a quick return anymore though.. You have a better chance using Rizon's memoserv.


Lounge@Heyuri
   ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< ぬるぽ
  (    )  \_____
  | | |
  (__)_)
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                        へ
                      / /   
                      |/\
                         \
                     ∧_∧∩
  .,-、   ,--⊂ニ)⌒>,     ( ・∀・)ノ
  |  ニニ     |      (つ  ノ
  `ー'//_ヽヽ._.>      (  ⌒)
   (_)  ⊂ニ)     ε≡Ξc し´
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   ∧_∧∧_∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)´∀`)´∀`)< ぬるぽ
  (    )   )   )  \_____
  | | | | | | |
  (__)_)_)_)_)_)
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   ∧_∧∧_∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´_>` )´_>` )´_>` )< Who's gonna whack us?
  (    )   )   )  \_____
  | | | | | | |
  (__)_)_)_)_)_)
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   ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< ちんぽ
  (    )  \_____
  | | |
  (__)_)
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  ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ´∀`)< PENIS
  (   ) \_____
   | | |
  (__)_)


Lounge@Heyuri
Did I acquire some disease?
Opening a new tab drains energy out of me...
This may be the last time I can use heyuri......
(´・ω・`)
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>>5631
What are your typical computer tasks?
I always have at least 7 tabs.
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I currently have 1410 tabs on my computer and 24 on my phone shii
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>>5631
No, I usually have 3-5 open but any more and I go through them quickly. Like if I look up a recipe and check several versions, I'll condense them into one recipe in a document or if I open several boards, I'll close them after reading new posts. I only leave a page loaded if I think I'll need to refer to it quickly or am periodically refreshing to check something.

>>5651
That's not a lot compared to what I see some people claiming. Seriously, what do you even do with 1000+ open tabs. Pale moon would crash forever if I tried.
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>Seriously, what do you even do with 1000+ open tabs
Admire them! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

But srsly, most of them are in a "suspended" state - I only have 40 or so that are currently active

It's all things that I am/was deeply researching or working on. Eventually a thread of tabs will grow unmanagable (I use a vertical tree tab extension), and instead of taking the time and effort to go through it all, I just start a new "thread" and do the same thing all over again (゚ー゚)

It doesn't help that I'm always working on an ungodly number of projects at once...
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I feeling the same, time to stop the music and lie down for an hour foruda


Lounge@Heyuri
I don't know how many people here have had sexual experience firsthand or have a lot of general life experience but time and time again I've seen a lot of people who have had sexual experience say the same thing. It's not that great. Not necessarily that it's bad or anything, just that it shouldn't be hyped up so much. I don't understand why that is though. I haven't had seggs since highschool and it being so long since then I wish I could get laid instead of just being the autistic kid (not literally I'm in my 20s) that spends the bulk of his time watching YouTube or playing vidya. Since sex is something hardcoded to our bodies there's no doubt in my mind it feels good either. IDK. Maybe this is just my ignorance speaking but I can't imagine why it wouldn't be all that great because a lot of the time it's something I'd want, and even masturbation on its own feels good so the real thing is certainly even better.
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>>5646
you got fucked in the ass by a fag and are wondering why sex doesn't seem all that great
...have u tried having ACTUAL sex? foruda
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>>5648
I'm an aspie and even when I did seem to find interested girls by chance I'd usually flub it somewhere down the line. I feel I'm doomed to never fugg a QT girl unless I find one who's willing to put up with an autistic dork and stick the landing. depression
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Texcuses mexcuses. Just stick it in her pooper banana
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>>5646

Was he black?
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>>5653
White skinny nerd I shared some classes with. Edgy at times but also into shit like My Little Pony. Early 2010s were a different time.


Lounge@Heyuri
  .,-、   ,--⊂ニ)⌒>
  |  ニニ     |
  `ー'//_ヽヽ._.>
   (_)  ⊂ニ)
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  .,-、      ,--⊂ニニニ)⌒>
  |  ニニニニ        |
  `ー'/ニニニ._.__ヽヽ._.>
   (_)     ⊂ニニニ)   (8 Heads tall version)
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  .    ,--⊂ニ)
  ⊂ニニ    ⌒>
    //--ヽヽ._.>
  (__,/  ⊂ニ) (Giko/Shii)


Lounge@Heyuri
I think suffering is the only path to wisdom.
So how can I make myself suffer as much as possible, sans physical torture?
What are some grueling things in your life that I can adopt?
Thanks.
pata
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Not all suffering is equal, seeking pain for the sake of it is just machoism which is another from of hedonism.

chop wood and carry water. Those are the foundation of wisdom.
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insert two billion chili peppers into your anus onigiri
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  .,-、   ,--⊂ニ)⌒>
  |  ニニ     |
  `ー'//_ヽヽ._.>
   (_)  ⊂ニ)

>two billion chili peppers into your anus
[ OP has fainted! ]
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>>5637
At first i thought this was sjis art of a PENIS being inserted into mona's ass foruda
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>>5638 It's actually Mona in the FAMILY GUY death pose


日本語@Heyuri
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よく勉強になりました。
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shiiまんこを舐めたい
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クリトリスは陰核
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>陰核
他の読み方では「キンタマ」って意味をしているそうですね
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幼いコの体で説明したら解りやすくなりますね
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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I will compile these replies into a video for prosperity. (^Д^)
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I like Heyuri because people on it actually have fun and are genuine and aren't terminally insecure post-ironic turbofaggots or perpetually butthurt moral crusaders.

It's honestly one of the last good websites on the internet.
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I like Heyuri because it's simply just a fun website. It's part of my daily fun browsing (which includes Something Awful and some other forums). On other sites, nobody seems to enjoy themselves and are always seem uptight. Even though I'm not much of an imageboard user/otaku (GAHSP), I've really come to enjoy the community. Love y'all! dance
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Mostly the nostalgia from a lost age where people still believed in fun and didnt (ironically) hate/hide behind a mask when posting on imageboards. And of course rule 8 is the second bible deliverd by God himself ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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>>64134
Goons? On MY Heyuri?
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>>64170
It's more likely than you think!


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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adress
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>Should we try 2 fix all the unintentional spelling & grammar fails in kokonotsuba and on Heyuri's static pages?
Go ahead and point them out if you want to, I just hope it won't be too embarrassing xd
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I luv teh misspelling, makes it more fun and geniune. Its part of heycurry. Best one is anonymous, took me ages to see it. LOL!
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>>64166
OP here, I agree the mispellings are more funny. I vote to leave it
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It seems that Heyuri has chosen the path of comftorable incorrectness (´ー`)
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It's also a way to tell if a poster is new or noth.


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