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Lounge@Heyuri
Do you check, or ignore it for awhile longer?
(´・ω・`)
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I ignore it, because I'm currently fapping (´¬`)
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I'll ignore it, cause it's probably just the company sending me an ad, instead of someone who actually wants to talk.
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I check it, because it will bother and worry me otherwise.
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Checking it. Who knows, maybe it's more fap material ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I can't watch anime in peace anymore! (-_-)


日本語@Heyuri
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「へゆり」は何を意味しますか?onigiri
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kawaii!
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>>447
はぴねす (・∀・)
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>>487
MAHJONG
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巫女 みこ ナース! 巫女 みこ ナース!
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屁百合


Lounge@Heyuri
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I attempted to make a Shift_JIS art of Lotis, the elevator from the 90s Aussie show Lift Off which would teleport the actors to almost anywhere.
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I fixed it to have the AA tags.
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If you want to make your own Lift Off Lotis ASCII art comics,
I have a template:
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          |   |      |      | . | ............/AH! IT IS YOU!................../
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          |            |       Σ( || ;゚Д゚ )<____________________________/____________________(`∇´                )
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          |/                                                                                                                 /      MUWAHAHAHA YES IT IS ME, I AM TAKING ALL OF LOLINEKO     |
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       /this needs to be in pseud0ch mona to work


Lounge@Heyuri
Like say she is hot, AND in to you, would you?
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Oh hell yes. I have a crush on multiple cousins of mine.
t. Arab
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Just got back from meeting lots of my family, including multiple of my cousins, some of whom are really cute. Damn.. yes I would, so many to choose from
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this reminded me that i had a dream last night that a girl that i had a massive crush on in high school was my cousin and we figured this out when we both saw each other at a family reunion and we fucked in the barn
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>>5813
that is a really long dream...
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>>5814
well i dont actually remember the fucking (i think its cause im a virgin that i dont dream it) and i was high so that changes your dreams and shit


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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why does the default filename for yotsuba emotes start with emo like in emo-yotsuba-[relating emotion shown].gif ?
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They've been that way since they were added, I don't think there is any specific reason

These emotes have been around for longer than Heyuri with different file names
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i see, thanks


日本語@Heyuri
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いまきた
どうするの
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>>724

あの、できない
旗はちょっと恥ずかしい
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恥ずかしがる理由なんてないよ
示せ、あなたの旗を!

あ、でも自分はちょっとハズイので隠してもらいますね☆
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わかった、、笑わねえで
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英国ぅー? ( ゚^∀^゚)σ゚
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おいでやすrolleyes


Lounge@Heyuri
        (゚д゚ ) Listen, everyone.
        (| y |)

There is a "bead" and the word "on".
    Bead  (゚д゚ )   on
      \/| y |\/

When crossed, it's the title of a instrument from the audio
of a Kurdish dub of a cartoon from a well-known rodent.
         (゚д゚ ) Beadon
        く| y |\/
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This thread is dlidloes. Won't you all post in my thread, instead?


2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Lounge@Heyuri
I've been an americaboo ever since I was kid and always dreamed of going to the US. Well, tomorrow I'm flying to las vegas/los angeles (after a few dozen connections), the trip of my life. It's been on hold for almost three years, because of the covid fuckery, but now it is here.
Any advice? I don't think I can handle the states. My blood is too thick for nevada... Anyway, I'll be writing from the hotel computer soon.
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I been in the states with work 5 times. Depending where you go... have a lot of marginal on the airports as security takes way longer in USA than EU. Also have ESTA/VISA or you are fucked! purin
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are you from japan? my advice is dont lose all your money in a casino
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What about the US that you like?


Lounge@Heyuri
Time and time again so it shows imageboards are out of style.
It's of no surprise how elitists congregate around textboards—once dreamt as fallen, yet now the last stronghold.

It's with a petulant outlook and a levitated dread that I post here, and no, there's nothing else.

Tasteful. Simple. Effective. Boardwalk-light emotes.
A perpetual beach day.

Here's our shoreline.
Letters into words for paragraphs leading nowhere and returning to nothing.

With text, you walk through the heart of nothing.
With images, porn.

pata
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>>5729
Send Heyuri bot to 4chan so it can spam Heyuri generated posts on /b/ all day
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>>5731
we can only post lolis on b, right? :(
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>>5732
yes, unless you want the bot to get b&
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>>5727
thank you for your service! o7
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>>5729
i'm workin' on it!
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=61181&pagenum=all#p61230


Lounge@Heyuri
What's in your wallet?

(´・ω・`)
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いまきた人
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the power of the PENIS
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the power of the pen-is what?
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>>5742
  .,-、   ,--⊂ニ)⌒>
  |  ニニ     |
  `ー'//_ヽヽ._.>
   (_)  ⊂ニ)
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The PENIS mightier


Lounge@Heyuri
Do you read them? I don't, very much. I find them kind of superfluous. Worse still if they're written by someone who's not the author, and years after the book is published, or after the author is dead. At that point it's just somebody's personal interpretation of a work,before you get to the work itself.
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I can't read.
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>>5730
Then how did you know what to say in this thread? (゚ー`)
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depends, i don't read as much as i use to, and the last books i've read where "how to" books, and a good few of those books are filled with padding, unnecessary stuff. like if you ever searched for a recipe for chimichangas and the beginning is filled with a personal blogpost about how Sally's mom made life changing chimichangas that made her into the women she is. crap like that is skippable.
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>>5737

sjhsjajaldori;'chllmdndgfhx
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>>5737

They may have only learned to write. Poor thing...


2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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THERE IS A 5% CHANCE A LOLI WILL RAPE AND KILL YOU... I WAKE UP EVERYDAY HAPPY KNOWING THIS
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That's high! I hope a loli strangles me to death! <3 ~~~
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Lounge@Heyuri
TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
FROM: oliver@sales.heyuri.net
CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.net

Hello Foruda-san,

Wanted to check in on the status of last week's outage.
Had some stakeholders pinging me about it, so looking to clarify how we won't have it again.
It seems to be due to patch 10.532 on XP but maybe we can isolate the DLL causing the negative bit flip?

I threw some time on your calendar so we can discuss future mitigation strategies.

Best regards,
Oliver
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This is like the start of Disclosure.


When do I get harassed by my sexy ex-girlfriend who's become my boss now?
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Is this Loli-chan's doing again?
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I lost 50000 Heyurian dollars as I could not sell enought loli-nekos when the stock dipped at the right time! Once the Heyuri-exchange market was up... the price has already fallen into worth of nothing. Now I am stuck with 20000 loli-nekos. Thats ok as it will rise again... But i want money!!!
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>>5679
Please sir, and good morning.
I will take of all your lolinekos for the current market rate +20%. If you could kindly send me email at dehlilama@heyuri.com.in we can arrange a transfer.
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>TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
>FROM: oliver@sales.heyuri.net
>CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.net
>Hello Foruda-san,
>Wanted to check in on the status of last week's outage.
>Had some stakeholders pinging me about it, so looking to clarify how we won't have it again.
>It seems to be due to patch 10.532 on XP but maybe we can isolate the DLL causing the negative bit flip?
>I threw some time on your calendar so we can discuss future mitigation strategies.
>Best regards,
>Oliver

TO: oliver@sales.hyeuri.net
FROM: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.

Hello Oliver,

So I just had a couple back-to-back meetings on this, and wanted to follow up from our previous sync this Friday.

John from Infra gave me an interesting update regarding the patch mechanism for our delivery platform across devices located within your clients region.

The propagation between two pub servers resulted in a double update of clients within both update zones.

The bottom of the line is that there was an oversight on making sure a system does not update again after receiving the first batch of updates, but this was pushed back on by Core team and we've since shelved that KPI of update failures.

Central point is, we're preparing a meeting with leadership to solidify the KPIs needed and from there generate enough leverage to get Core team to send one more update out that accounts for these overlapping zones. I'll be sure to vouch for your position here—we don't want clients receiving double updates in the future.

I sent you an invite link to take this offline if needed. Otherwise, I'll see you at the meeting.

Best,
Foruda-san
(´・ω・`)


Lounge@Heyuri
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Nothing is happening.

Carry on as usual.
(´・ω・`)
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'nothing' happening is still a state of "happening"...monapc
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I don't buy it! All a big lie for Big Nothing! (゚血゚#)
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Something happened.
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I something'd onigiri
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>>5708
You something'd again...
(´・ω・`)


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