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Lounge@Heyuri
Have you listened to Kahjo's programme on the radio? He only talks about trivial things like 'remember to eat so that you don't get hungry but you still will'. How can people not be ashamed of listening to that? Evidently it has some form of listener base since the same programme plays every week, unbelievable
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I don't know about that program, but it's not unusual for people to just want to have some sort of human "noise" while driving that's not talking about anything deep
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i truly dislike having tv on in teh background just for "noise". For me it is real noise which annoys me. I like good music though. shii

But that said, if it's someone talking about a topic I enjoy, then thats awesome! saitama2


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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what kind of man rangebans his users?

no man. no man at all.
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refer to >>65057


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Some R8 spam on Uploader@Heyuri: no. 2935-2940
Please remove onegaishimasu 🙇‍♂️
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is there any way for us janitors to moderate up.heyuri.net or should we let mod-sama and admin-sama take care of it?
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I made this thread because I don't have perms to delete stuff on Uploader.
There isn't any way for janitors to delete files as far as I'm aware.
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It just requires knowing teh master password, kaguya should give it 2 u
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We rarely evar need to delete something from Uploader@Heyuri, but I will give you the password for warota.php
I don't know if it's possible to set a global password that includes user boards too, if ever needed. For now I can delete the file from server if it becomes necessary.


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Remove the illegal content please
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Cheers, janitor biggrin
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Rule 8
OP image of this thread
and
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=76482#p76500
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>>65166
How is that r8?
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>>65166
>>65167
Not rule 8, although I remember Mod-sama saying once on /q/ that he doesn't want "ifunny caption images" (which is what the linked image is) on Heyuri
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>>65166
>>65168
Removed! Have another neko for your patience


日本語@Heyuri
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nida
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>今PC壊れたままで
パソコンちゃんをお大事にしてくださいよ;_;

>これはウェブサイトの責任であり、
はいはい、今は宜しいですか?
https://static.heyuri.net/css/koko/base.css

>Also 2 kaguya: 「futaba.css」、「burichan.css」、「heyuriclassic.css」have a くそ「.ascii」that is overriding the いい settings in「base.css」.
あんがと、 fix'd biggrin
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"MS PGothic" should have priority over external fonts (AKA put earlier in the font-family list) since it's the original font that all the others are attempting to replicate/substitute

Having Windows users download and view AA on Heyuri with "saitamaar_light" is silly when they already have MS PGothic preinstalled with their OS sweat2

あ、必須の日本語テキスト
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>"MS PGothic" should have priority over external fonts (AKA put earlier in the font-family list) since it's the original font that all the others are attempting to replicate/substitute
できました
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   _、_
 ( ,_ノ` )      n
 ̄     \    ( E) グッジョブ!!
フ     /ヽ ヽ_//
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おめでとうございます輝夜さん>>842


Lounge@Heyuri
When you think of the ideal woman, what images go through your mind? Voluptuous breasts? Silky legs? Smooth and creamy skin? No Pubes? A new 1986 Ford Taurus? I personally see an image of an 12-foot tall woman wearing nothing but a bathrobe, high heel shoes, and a bra made out of reinforced dental floss, but then again I often feel the need to break furniture when I orgasm, so perhaps I don't speak for the majority of my audience here.
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i like tomboys; redheads, blondes, brunettes, thicc girls (not overly obese), emo girls (not suicidal or too much make up), flat chested girls (FLAT IS JUSTICE), mixed eye colours.
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>>6846
same bro
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would it be hot if my wife cheated on me with a lesbian? (゚ー゚)
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Yes, at least from my perspective (´¬`)
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uh, uhh~~ neko ears. idk.


Lounge@Heyuri
I've recently became a neet and I have an overwhelming wave of loneliness now... What should I be doing to achieve maximum neet happiness purin
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Projects to entertain yourself and others! iyahoo
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This is my last week of almost a year-long practical NEETness (・A・)
Other than some internet activities, I mostly spent my time consuming 2D media. I am fairly sure I could spend my entire life in one room with a computer, toilet and food if given chance... A bed would be nice too
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I spend all day reading ancient scriptures of Sufism and Zen Buddhism. Hardcore stuff like getting beat for annoying sensei and not eating for 40 days. Since I'm a hikineet I might as well live like a monk and attain virtue. When I'm done with that I do shit ton of programming in linux.

Aside from that it's the regular mix of anime, manga, gaming and shitposting on Heyuri and other boards full of fellow neets, dokyuns and retards or finding stuff on sad panda I can post on /b/ for lolz.
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I stay up all night working on my evil plans (´・ω・`)
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>>7237
i hope you also do zazen, as zen is nothing with out teh paint that paints teh picture. saitama


Lounge@Heyuri
PENIS
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PENIS TIME
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PENIS TIME
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PENIS
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PENIS
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PENIS butter jelly time


Lounge@Heyuri
i know otaku is someone who likes the japanese culture, but at the same time, i am just not so sure about the exact definition/ criteria of being called an otaku. just how obsessed you have to be to be called an otaku?
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>>7256
that word is too long
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it seems anonymous butts have produced some new definitions in this thread...
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>>7259
...anonymous butts? shii
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Euphemism of "talking through one's ass"
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>>7247
that was an interesting read, thank you.
it's hard to believe that otaku have been around for nearly 20 years before I was born! I have a lot of media to catch up on, huh? (;´Д`)


Lounge@Heyuri
>>6843 has a nice ass!
>>6735 is going to die a horrible death
and >>6999 is a lolicon (;゚Д゚)
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>>6621 will post very soon...
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>6969 is sexy post (σ・∀・)σ
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depression All my predictions came true . . .
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>>7676 is the most American poster of all time
>>7429 has done something terrible, I can just tell.
>>7585 needs to stop picking his nose!!!


Lounge@Heyuri
What are some more English language textboards or japanese sites that allow posting in English?
Only one I can find is this (yes I am lazy)
https://lavender.5ch.net/english/
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http://xiongnu.org/overtext/


Lounge@Heyuri
where did it go? I can find the [GOOD] and [Kindness] thread but not he evil one.
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Well, I guess from Apple's point of view, it would be a bad deed.
Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave right now (・A・)
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>>6836
That's what he gets for having such a condescending mouse design!! There's probably a cube in hell earned for that alone.
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>>6837
A cube full of PHYSICAL BUTTONS and AUX JACKS!
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I took some little girl panties to the changing room, came on them and then put them back on the rack.
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>>7159
cant wait for the next episode of Csi


日本語@Heyuri
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好きな動画を紹介しよう
出来れば簡単な注釈をつけてほしい
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5peqApgUA
Street Fighter - Justin vs Daigo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jCWkM15ag
【空耳MAD】バーレーンの実況が日本語にしか聞こえない件
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaehixu4Iuk
伝統文化としての旭日旗 日本外務省
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お持ち帰りした女の子がメンヘラ女子だった
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWoT0y-G3VGXMdIt8IPpT3Yy6rEloxURh
短編アニメみたいなやつ
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おっぱい大きい!
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(´¬`)シコシコ


Lounge@Heyuri
Does anyone know of any good comedy books to recommend? I've already read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. (btw it's a great book)
I'm working on one of those abridged parody scripts, but I'm looking for a reference of what good comedy reads like. I haven't read many books in a while and so my writing skills are pretty rusty.
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\(^o^)/ ur funny if other ppls laugh at u
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I'm also looking to improve my non-existent comedy skills
I just read Dale Carnegie to be more social and now I'm looking to be more funny
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>how 2b funny?
write funny jokes
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Spend hours on /b/ and /dqn/ and you'll learn
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I think comedy is about subverting expectations. You set things up to go one way, then the punchline is that they go the other way. You can do this with irony, absurdity, maybe a deadpan reaction to absurd events, etc...


Lounge@Heyuri
Use this thread to share your personal failures and read others to make you not feel so bad about yourself.

I was arguing today and I got so angry that I passed out. They thought I poisoned or something like that before I woke up
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>>5279
Don't feel bad about it. Personally, I'm of the belief that one shouldn't forget about their previous mistakes so they can learn from them and become a better person, or at the very least don't repeat the same mistakes again purin
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>>5282
I would get it if there was something, I could've actually improved on but I think I was completely in the right ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I'm a hikikomori and haven't been outside in three years! (;´Д`)
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I couldn't get it up.. my first sexo in four years and I couldn't fucking get it up.. (;´Д`)
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>>4234
I have the exact same problem, I start getting easily irritated with people for no reason when i start getting closer to them. I think it's just anger issues i inherited from my dad, hope i fare better than him when it comes to controlling my anger.


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