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What are some more English language textboards or japanese sites that allow posting in English?
Only one I can find is this (yes I am lazy)
https://lavender.5ch.net/english/
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http://xiongnu.org/overtext/ |
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Well, I guess from Apple's point of view, it would be a bad deed. |
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I took some little girl panties to the changing room, came on them and then put them back on the rack. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5peqApgUA |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaehixu4Iuk |
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![]() お持ち帰りした女の子がメンヘラ女子だった |
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![]() おっぱい大きい! |
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(´¬`)シコシコ |
Does anyone know of any good comedy books to recommend? I've already read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. (btw it's a great book)
I'm working on one of those abridged parody scripts, but I'm looking for a reference of what good comedy reads like. I haven't read many books in a while and so my writing skills are pretty rusty.
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\(^o^)/ ur funny if other ppls laugh at u |
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I'm also looking to improve my non-existent comedy skills |
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>how 2b funny? |
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Spend hours on /b/ and /dqn/ and you'll learn |
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I think comedy is about subverting expectations. You set things up to go one way, then the punchline is that they go the other way. You can do this with irony, absurdity, maybe a deadpan reaction to absurd events, etc... |
Use this thread to share your personal failures and read others to make you not feel so bad about yourself.
I was arguing today and I got so angry that I passed out. They thought I poisoned or something like that before I woke up
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I'm a hikikomori and haven't been outside in three years! (;´Д`) |
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I couldn't get it up.. my first sexo in four years and I couldn't fucking get it up.. (;´Д`) |
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Tomorrow begins my first day of my third year of highs school.
Like almost everyone here I was also for a long time the biggest antisocial weirdo and have wasted all my teenage years up until now. But I want to change this. At least on this last year I want to live "normally" and have friends.
Can I still live the teenage high school life or am I too old for that? Can you old geezers give me some advice?
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best way to get friends is just not to think really, be in the moment and just say the things you wanna say. never talk bad about anyone else and if you wanna stay safe. another important thing is to stand your own ground, if you think like everyone else and agrees on everything - then you are boring. |
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How did it go? |
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>Like almost everyone here I was also for a long time the biggest antisocial weirdo and have wasted all my teenage years up until now. But I want to change this. At least on this last year I want to live "normally" and have friends. |
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This takes me back. I never had friends in high school or college. I still don't have any and I've never been in a relationship. It's mostly my own fault for avoiding people or obsessing over grades. Now I'm nearly 30 and way too old to keep up with people. This might be your senior year but you can make a change now. Even if you graduate without friends your still young enough to make them or get a gf. The gap isn't that wide. The biggest mistake I made was defeatism. I'd try to make friends, fuck up, then come away thinking it was hopeless and avoid people for years and then try again and the cycle repeats. I was my own worst enemy. |
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What’s the link? Is there a link or is it just a bias?
It always feels like you need to be a certain level of unhappy to make good art. It’s like mental instability fuels creativity. Does it actually? If not, why does it feel that way?
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I believe that it's a myth which makes for a nice underdog story. Artists also buy into it and I think try to procure such stories themselves. |
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Mental health could instead be a proxy to "Mental Veil" |
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Another piece of line of thought to make one feel special. No one is really special. |
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People like stories that they can relate to and that describe a similar situation to their own. People who have depression have an easier time relating to art about depression. I'd say how much you like art made by mentally ill people compared to art made by normal people depends on how mentally ill you yourself are. |
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Think of all the young teenagers with hopes for their future who just died young and are now burning in hell forever for not accepting Christ and instead living for the world. Imagine their parents either in denial in clueless about what is happening to their beloved children and will continue to happen forever
Little Tommy may have had plans to hang out with his friends the next day… He got shot by a feral nigger… Now he's being tortured in hell. Imagine the screams. Imagine what Tommy is thinking right now. He never paid much attention to religion. He was just a child. Maybe excited to one day find a woman he will love while living a relatively calm life. If only he had accepted Christ… Nobody told him it is not a fairytale. That doesn't excuse 15 year old Tommy, though. He will be burned, stabbed, ripped apart, fed boiling iron, eaten by maggots, and so on for all eternity.
Think of all the young teenagers (aged 13 to 16) that decide that their lives are too miserable, so they tie a noose around their neck, thinking it will be lights out forever… Ooops!!! No it's not!!! They suddenly stand before The Lord. No western standards of what a little heckin kid is. They think to themselves "How could this have happened? You were not supposed to be real! I am just a child!!!", but it is too late.
Their parents and loved ones will share posts on social media like "Fly high, rest in peace angel, etc", unaware their little angel they raised for over a decade is now being tortured forever in hell.
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Schizophrenic religion. Don't think in dichotomies, its more complicated than Heaven/Hell. We are on a prison planet farmed for our Loosh by reptilian entities. Don't go to the light when you pass |
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The doctrine of 'Hell' is a human-origin teaching that is utterly wrong and offensive to God. |
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>I don't want to convert you to anything. I think it's so absurd because humans have this tendency to use threats of violence to coerce others, for profit or gain in some way. |
How much longer do you think Heyuri has left before it joins the long list of dead image board sites?
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I'll never forget heyuri, even when it goes down, even when im on my death bed, never ever! |
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THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIjmvZZ_SQ |
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Now, I've never actually been to a therapist (thank god), but in my second year of high-school, people in my year kept getting busted for doing crazy shit, (like the boys were climbing school buildings, and torturing monkeys, and the girls were stealing test tubes to use as sex toys, and shitting in the middle of the bathroom floor (all unrelated incidents)), so they hired some sort of trained psychologist, who each of us had to see at least once a week. I think they made me go to work on my 'porn addiction', which was discovered at an earlier (super awkward) meeting (interrogation) between me, my parents, and the principal.
Personally I was fine with this arrangement, since my session came on Friday afternoons. I got to cut class and basically considered it an early start to the weekend. However I think this psychologist lady was a hack. She started right away making inferences about me that I didn't identify with, and I think she was just barelling along with generalized therapy-speak and hoping I would respond (considering she was seeing several dozen students a week, would it really be possible for her to focus on any one of us?)
I remember one time I told her I liked to draw, so she told me to come back for the next session with one of my drawings. I forgot all about that until 10 minutes before the session in question, and I rushed out some bullshit drawing without thinking too much. (It was some kid sitting on a beanbag chair, eagerly watching TV, if I remember correctly.) When I showed her the drawing she spent time analyzing it and humming like she was comprehending something, and I was kind of worried she would realize I rushed it out. But she looked at me and said 'You know, going by this drawing, I think you're kind of a nervous person, you know, with how sharp the lines are, and how the kid is leaning forward in the beanbag chair, I think you're kind of a harried person, there's a lot of nervous energy in this drawing."
And I had to try really hard to hold back laughter, since I was thinking 'Well of course there's a lot of nervous energy in the drawing, I did it in 8 minutes before I got here to avoid turning up empty-handed!'
Anyway I never really had a breakthru with that psychologist, maybe because I wasn't 'open' enough. ( I had a suspicion that she was giving reports to the administration, and if I said anything incriminating they would call my parents and turn it into a disciplinary case.) And after that I left the school cause we moved too far away, so I never saw her again.
Anyway, what are your own personal experiences with therapists/counsellors/psychologists?
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I've seen various different people - from the "guy at school that the problem kids get sent to", to several years of seeing various psychologists/psychiatrists/therapists (some I was forced to, others I purposefully seeked out) |
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my parents sent me to 2 psychologists years ago because they thought I am mentally ill. I hated them both. I refused to go to them. In my opinion, unless you are critically mentally ill then you don't need them. |
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I saw many since my early childhood (all forced by parents), apparently my parents and various teachers suspected I was autistic... But I wasn't. |
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Please get rid of the 3D CP on /b/, thank you kindly
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pol scum in lounge |
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would this go under literal pedo shit? of course theres no nudity but its puting a child in a sexual context. https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=74744 |
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![]() As long as it's not the "annoying"/newgon wiki-ish type of pedo, like that guy in the thread whose images (though I couldn't see them on time) were deleted for being MAP propaganda stuff, "literal pedos" or sexualized images of children (as long as it's not at a level that would cause legal troubles) r not banned. Stuff like loli panchira or old style pedo captions (i grabbed this pic from macrochan) are fine. |
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Is Heyuri against Tor posting? Whenever I post via Tor I get lots of messages telling me I'm banned but they keep giving me different dates and reasons for the ban.
Also sorry for asking this in the wrong thread. And my cat just pooped on my bed.....
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tor test 5 |
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tor test 6 |
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tor test |
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Most Tor exit nodes these days seem to be hosted on Cloudflare's datacenters, and/or I believe Cloudflare also keeps track of exit nodes and has some kind of special routing for them in order to give their users the option to block them - either way, they nearly always show up like this on Kokonotsuba's mod panel: |
Had to dropout from university because I got expelled from home and I'm a kissless virgin on top of that! Does anyone have a harder life?
My only electronic is an old cellphone where the touchscreen doesn't work properly. I'm 23yo.
Listening to jpop and grindcore on my cellphone when I have charge is my only cope.
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what country? |
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Let's all pray for nigra nii-san! (´人`) |
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hang in there hnn |
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holy shit and i thought that my life was shitty (;゚Д゚)! |
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