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Lounge@Heyuri
ANARU
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They didn't ask for permission ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>7357
>A lot of languages use a variation of "sex" for saying sex
How'd that happen? Americanization? Seems strange O_o
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well this is because Europeans actually invented sex. Prior to European invention other cultures relied on artificial insemination that would be carried out by the village elder or similar esteemed clansmen. Of course the practice caught on as a fun new variation of an age old custom.
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Meanwhile in other areas, particularly in the middle east, sex was relatively unknown among the tribes that lived there as it had become lost with the rest of knowledge thanks to the Library of Alexandria having been burnt by Caesar, that asshole!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Their existence was threatened as none of the newer generations knew how to procreate. However, aid would arrive soon to them in the form of the Mongols, who taught them the long lost art of sex! Such good samaritans were the Mongols that they did wait for the tribes to ask for their help! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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ANARU


Lounge@Heyuri
I don't know if anyone is gonna read this but I joined a boxing club a month ago (started at 28 August ) and tomorrow I will probably fight against someone from another club. It is stressing me so much that I can't sleep. Whenever we spar in the club I feel like everyone is laughing at me. I hate this and I want to sleep and never wake up. I should have never left my confort zone. It is a lie by successful people to make fun of losers like me.
Thanks for reading my blog.
This is not serious and it is not a su*cider note. Please don't delete.
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>>7335
I don't even know who these guys are. I am only doing boxing to be a strong and athletic man. But I don't have to do that if I just die.
I am lacking in reaction speed and defense and that makes me look like a retard in sparring and in fights. I can't stand this humiliation. I will keep going so I can say to myself "at least I tried". But that's it.
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>>7342
>I am only doing boxing to be a strong and athletic man
So why are you so bothered by loosing? Nothing humiliating in losing. Some of the best boxers lost and sucked when they were beginners. It's not humiliating to suck at sparring when your starting out. Its like that for everybody.
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>>7375
being as bad as me is humiliating.
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I want to die in my sleep tonight in real life
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I had a dream last night where I met britney spears and she found out about the crude things I say to people online and she said I'm a disgusting terrible person and wanted me to answer for it, what is wrong with me - I said nothing and I can explain but it would take a long time, I will explain if you want. She said yes, and I will give you $5M, but there's a catch - you need to do it in front of my confidants and on live tv, and as soon as she started saying that I was like hell no then I woke up lol.


日本語@Heyuri
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俺のPlayStatis2ゲームコレクションはどう?
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METAL GAY SOLID


Lounge@Heyuri
I spend several hours a day looking at computer screens. i have a led monitor now but i kinda want a crt just because they look alot crisper with my resolution settings. But I heard they make your eyes radioactive and strain them more, is that true?
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I thought it was better for some things. They're getting popularer
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At lower refresh rates (below 85-100Hz) CRT monitors will typically strain ur eyes a lot more than LCDs, but I dunno about higher refresh rates

It's even more of an issue with 1990s/2000s CRT monitors than it is with older monitors or CRT TVs, since they generally have a lot less phospher persistance (the blanking between frames is more prominent and noticable) - howevar, this is also what allows them to go much higher in refresh rate without becoming a smeary mess

Something to keep in mind with CRT monitors is that there's always a balancing act between screen resolution and refresh rate - generally speaking, the lower resolution you go, the higher refresh rate you can use (and vice versa). Higher quality monitors will accept higher refresh rates at higher resolutions, but there will still be a trade-off somewhere


Site Discussion@Heyuri
is animal gore allowed on /b/?
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Don't you dare op...
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human gore is OK
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I don't see why not

But I'm no mod, so... ┐(゚~゚)┌
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Probably, but i would certainly consider it in bad taste, so pls don't nyaoo2
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Fuck you OP
People who abuse nekos deserve to DIE angry


Lounge@Heyuri
Have you listened to Kahjo's programme on the radio? He only talks about trivial things like 'remember to eat so that you don't get hungry but you still will'. How can people not be ashamed of listening to that? Evidently it has some form of listener base since the same programme plays every week, unbelievable
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I don't know about that program, but it's not unusual for people to just want to have some sort of human "noise" while driving that's not talking about anything deep
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i truly dislike having tv on in teh background just for "noise". For me it is real noise which annoys me. I like good music though. shii

But that said, if it's someone talking about a topic I enjoy, then thats awesome! saitama2


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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what kind of man rangebans his users?

no man. no man at all.
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refer to >>65057


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Some R8 spam on Uploader@Heyuri: no. 2935-2940
Please remove onegaishimasu 🙇‍♂️
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is there any way for us janitors to moderate up.heyuri.net or should we let mod-sama and admin-sama take care of it?
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I made this thread because I don't have perms to delete stuff on Uploader.
There isn't any way for janitors to delete files as far as I'm aware.
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It just requires knowing teh master password, kaguya should give it 2 u
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We rarely evar need to delete something from Uploader@Heyuri, but I will give you the password for warota.php
I don't know if it's possible to set a global password that includes user boards too, if ever needed. For now I can delete the file from server if it becomes necessary.


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Remove the illegal content please
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Cheers, janitor biggrin
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Rule 8
OP image of this thread
and
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=76482#p76500
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>>65166
How is that r8?
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>>65166
>>65167
Not rule 8, although I remember Mod-sama saying once on /q/ that he doesn't want "ifunny caption images" (which is what the linked image is) on Heyuri
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>>65166
>>65168
Removed! Have another neko for your patience


日本語@Heyuri
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nida
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>今PC壊れたままで
パソコンちゃんをお大事にしてくださいよ;_;

>これはウェブサイトの責任であり、
はいはい、今は宜しいですか?
https://static.heyuri.net/css/koko/base.css

>Also 2 kaguya: 「futaba.css」、「burichan.css」、「heyuriclassic.css」have a くそ「.ascii」that is overriding the いい settings in「base.css」.
あんがと、 fix'd biggrin
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"MS PGothic" should have priority over external fonts (AKA put earlier in the font-family list) since it's the original font that all the others are attempting to replicate/substitute

Having Windows users download and view AA on Heyuri with "saitamaar_light" is silly when they already have MS PGothic preinstalled with their OS sweat2

あ、必須の日本語テキスト
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>"MS PGothic" should have priority over external fonts (AKA put earlier in the font-family list) since it's the original font that all the others are attempting to replicate/substitute
できました
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おめでとうございます輝夜さん>>842


Lounge@Heyuri
When you think of the ideal woman, what images go through your mind? Voluptuous breasts? Silky legs? Smooth and creamy skin? No Pubes? A new 1986 Ford Taurus? I personally see an image of an 12-foot tall woman wearing nothing but a bathrobe, high heel shoes, and a bra made out of reinforced dental floss, but then again I often feel the need to break furniture when I orgasm, so perhaps I don't speak for the majority of my audience here.
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i like tomboys; redheads, blondes, brunettes, thicc girls (not overly obese), emo girls (not suicidal or too much make up), flat chested girls (FLAT IS JUSTICE), mixed eye colours.
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>>6846
same bro
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would it be hot if my wife cheated on me with a lesbian? (゚ー゚)
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Yes, at least from my perspective (´¬`)
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uh, uhh~~ neko ears. idk.


Lounge@Heyuri
I've recently became a neet and I have an overwhelming wave of loneliness now... What should I be doing to achieve maximum neet happiness purin
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Projects to entertain yourself and others! iyahoo
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This is my last week of almost a year-long practical NEETness (・A・)
Other than some internet activities, I mostly spent my time consuming 2D media. I am fairly sure I could spend my entire life in one room with a computer, toilet and food if given chance... A bed would be nice too
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I spend all day reading ancient scriptures of Sufism and Zen Buddhism. Hardcore stuff like getting beat for annoying sensei and not eating for 40 days. Since I'm a hikineet I might as well live like a monk and attain virtue. When I'm done with that I do shit ton of programming in linux.

Aside from that it's the regular mix of anime, manga, gaming and shitposting on Heyuri and other boards full of fellow neets, dokyuns and retards or finding stuff on sad panda I can post on /b/ for lolz.
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I stay up all night working on my evil plans (´・ω・`)
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>>7237
i hope you also do zazen, as zen is nothing with out teh paint that paints teh picture. saitama


Lounge@Heyuri
PENIS
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PENIS TIME
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PENIS TIME
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PENIS
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PENIS
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PENIS butter jelly time


Lounge@Heyuri
i know otaku is someone who likes the japanese culture, but at the same time, i am just not so sure about the exact definition/ criteria of being called an otaku. just how obsessed you have to be to be called an otaku?
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>>7256
that word is too long
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it seems anonymous butts have produced some new definitions in this thread...
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>>7259
...anonymous butts? shii
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Euphemism of "talking through one's ass"
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>>7247
that was an interesting read, thank you.
it's hard to believe that otaku have been around for nearly 20 years before I was born! I have a lot of media to catch up on, huh? (;´Д`)


Lounge@Heyuri
>>6843 has a nice ass!
>>6735 is going to die a horrible death
and >>6999 is a lolicon (;゚Д゚)
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>>6621 will post very soon...
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>6969 is sexy post (σ・∀・)σ
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depression All my predictions came true . . .
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>>7676 is the most American poster of all time
>>7429 has done something terrible, I can just tell.
>>7585 needs to stop picking his nose!!!


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