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"MS PGothic" should have priority over external fonts (AKA put earlier in the font-family list) since it's the original font that all the others are attempting to replicate/substitute |
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![]() >"MS PGothic" should have priority over external fonts (AKA put earlier in the font-family list) since it's the original font that all the others are attempting to replicate/substitute |
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When you think of the ideal woman, what images go through your mind? Voluptuous breasts? Silky legs? Smooth and creamy skin? No Pubes? A new 1986 Ford Taurus? I personally see an image of an 12-foot tall woman wearing nothing but a bathrobe, high heel shoes, and a bra made out of reinforced dental floss, but then again I often feel the need to break furniture when I orgasm, so perhaps I don't speak for the majority of my audience here.
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i like tomboys; redheads, blondes, brunettes, thicc girls (not overly obese), emo girls (not suicidal or too much make up), flat chested girls (FLAT IS JUSTICE), mixed eye colours. |
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would it be hot if my wife cheated on me with a lesbian? (゚ー゚) |
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Yes, at least from my perspective (´¬`) |
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uh, uhh~~ neko ears. idk. |
I've recently became a neet and I have an overwhelming wave of loneliness now... What should I be doing to achieve maximum neet happiness
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Projects to entertain yourself and others! |
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This is my last week of almost a year-long practical NEETness (・A・) |
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I spend all day reading ancient scriptures of Sufism and Zen Buddhism. Hardcore stuff like getting beat for annoying sensei and not eating for 40 days. Since I'm a hikineet I might as well live like a monk and attain virtue. When I'm done with that I do shit ton of programming in linux. |
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I stay up all night working on my evil plans (´・ω・`) |
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>>7237 |
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PENIS TIME |
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PENIS TIME |
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PENIS |
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PENIS |
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PENIS butter jelly time |
i know otaku is someone who likes the japanese culture, but at the same time, i am just not so sure about the exact definition/ criteria of being called an otaku. just how obsessed you have to be to be called an otaku?
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it seems anonymous butts have produced some new definitions in this thread... |
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Euphemism of "talking through one's ass" |
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>>7247 |
>>6843 has a nice ass!
>>6735 is going to die a horrible death
and >>6999 is a lolicon (;゚Д゚)
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>>6621 will post very soon... |
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! |
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What are some more English language textboards or japanese sites that allow posting in English?
Only one I can find is this (yes I am lazy)
https://lavender.5ch.net/english/
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http://xiongnu.org/overtext/ |
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Well, I guess from Apple's point of view, it would be a bad deed. |
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I took some little girl panties to the changing room, came on them and then put them back on the rack. |
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>>7159 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5peqApgUA |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaehixu4Iuk |
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![]() お持ち帰りした女の子がメンヘラ女子だった |
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(´¬`)シコシコ |
Does anyone know of any good comedy books to recommend? I've already read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. (btw it's a great book)
I'm working on one of those abridged parody scripts, but I'm looking for a reference of what good comedy reads like. I haven't read many books in a while and so my writing skills are pretty rusty.
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\(^o^)/ ur funny if other ppls laugh at u |
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I'm also looking to improve my non-existent comedy skills |
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>how 2b funny? |
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Spend hours on /b/ and /dqn/ and you'll learn |
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I think comedy is about subverting expectations. You set things up to go one way, then the punchline is that they go the other way. You can do this with irony, absurdity, maybe a deadpan reaction to absurd events, etc... |
Use this thread to share your personal failures and read others to make you not feel so bad about yourself.
I was arguing today and I got so angry that I passed out. They thought I poisoned or something like that before I woke up
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I'm a hikikomori and haven't been outside in three years! (;´Д`) |
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I couldn't get it up.. my first sexo in four years and I couldn't fucking get it up.. (;´Д`) |
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Tomorrow begins my first day of my third year of highs school.
Like almost everyone here I was also for a long time the biggest antisocial weirdo and have wasted all my teenage years up until now. But I want to change this. At least on this last year I want to live "normally" and have friends.
Can I still live the teenage high school life or am I too old for that? Can you old geezers give me some advice?
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best way to get friends is just not to think really, be in the moment and just say the things you wanna say. never talk bad about anyone else and if you wanna stay safe. another important thing is to stand your own ground, if you think like everyone else and agrees on everything - then you are boring. |
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How did it go? |
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>Like almost everyone here I was also for a long time the biggest antisocial weirdo and have wasted all my teenage years up until now. But I want to change this. At least on this last year I want to live "normally" and have friends. |
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This takes me back. I never had friends in high school or college. I still don't have any and I've never been in a relationship. It's mostly my own fault for avoiding people or obsessing over grades. Now I'm nearly 30 and way too old to keep up with people. This might be your senior year but you can make a change now. Even if you graduate without friends your still young enough to make them or get a gf. The gap isn't that wide. The biggest mistake I made was defeatism. I'd try to make friends, fuck up, then come away thinking it was hopeless and avoid people for years and then try again and the cycle repeats. I was my own worst enemy. |
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What’s the link? Is there a link or is it just a bias?
It always feels like you need to be a certain level of unhappy to make good art. It’s like mental instability fuels creativity. Does it actually? If not, why does it feel that way?
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I believe that it's a myth which makes for a nice underdog story. Artists also buy into it and I think try to procure such stories themselves. |
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Mental health could instead be a proxy to "Mental Veil" |
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Another piece of line of thought to make one feel special. No one is really special. |
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People like stories that they can relate to and that describe a similar situation to their own. People who have depression have an easier time relating to art about depression. I'd say how much you like art made by mentally ill people compared to art made by normal people depends on how mentally ill you yourself are. |
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Think of all the young teenagers with hopes for their future who just died young and are now burning in hell forever for not accepting Christ and instead living for the world. Imagine their parents either in denial in clueless about what is happening to their beloved children and will continue to happen forever
Little Tommy may have had plans to hang out with his friends the next day… He got shot by a feral nigger… Now he's being tortured in hell. Imagine the screams. Imagine what Tommy is thinking right now. He never paid much attention to religion. He was just a child. Maybe excited to one day find a woman he will love while living a relatively calm life. If only he had accepted Christ… Nobody told him it is not a fairytale. That doesn't excuse 15 year old Tommy, though. He will be burned, stabbed, ripped apart, fed boiling iron, eaten by maggots, and so on for all eternity.
Think of all the young teenagers (aged 13 to 16) that decide that their lives are too miserable, so they tie a noose around their neck, thinking it will be lights out forever… Ooops!!! No it's not!!! They suddenly stand before The Lord. No western standards of what a little heckin kid is. They think to themselves "How could this have happened? You were not supposed to be real! I am just a child!!!", but it is too late.
Their parents and loved ones will share posts on social media like "Fly high, rest in peace angel, etc", unaware their little angel they raised for over a decade is now being tortured forever in hell.
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Schizophrenic religion. Don't think in dichotomies, its more complicated than Heaven/Hell. We are on a prison planet farmed for our Loosh by reptilian entities. Don't go to the light when you pass |
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The doctrine of 'Hell' is a human-origin teaching that is utterly wrong and offensive to God. |
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>I don't want to convert you to anything. I think it's so absurd because humans have this tendency to use threats of violence to coerce others, for profit or gain in some way. |
How much longer do you think Heyuri has left before it joins the long list of dead image board sites?
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I'll never forget heyuri, even when it goes down, even when im on my death bed, never ever! |
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THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIjmvZZ_SQ |
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