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Yes, on the left side next to Yotsuba's ear. |
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now i can't unsee it!! |
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can we make a 3rd and maybe 4th dance emote.i want this but no pantsu. i want to see her slit. maybe also one with no shirt on. and pleasd dont givd her a dong
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for a PENIS perhaps? |
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should add them as hidden emotes, with a name but not in the menu. |
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:super_secret_naked_dance_emote: |
I think an approach like this could lead to a story that is, in some way, more coherent, but also lends itself to the unpredictability that makes One Word Story so appealing.
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He would sleep all night, and would work all day. |
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You know the way it goes about, it takes you in and spits you out. |
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"is that a challenge for me?" says the apparently homosexual lumberjack |
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"Do you think you're man enough to do it?", replied the other man. |
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sex began, and it never ended. THE END. |
I check wiki recent changes log from tiem to tiem ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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It's the PENIS spammer, who has already been permab& from the wiki for spamming it with PENIS edits on multiple occasions |
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"Thank you Anon, I'm here with Kaguya himself, carrying a briefcase full of cash, now tell us Kaguya, why do you want to put dead lolis on Google's, or, as you want to rename it, Gurogle's front page?" |
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"sorry I no speak englisher" |
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Frankly I think Kaguya sucks nigger nuts |
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Her shadow touched dicks with Kaguya-sama. |
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i spoke with kaguya on discord, and he confirmed that yes, he is infact, turkish |
Whenever we go out, and she sees some guy that looks queer, she sidles up to them and starts acting over-eager and kind of doing baby-talk. She says stuff like, "Gay guys are just SO much funnier than straight guys. They've been through more, you know?" She usually manages to get a phone number out of them, and then she texts and calls them, until suddenly she stops and comes out with some complaint like, "He's a shitty texter." or "He's more boring than you'd expect for a gay dude."
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thats what he said |
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:) cool |
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I will act gay to get close to your sister and then R*PE HER!!! HAAHHAAHA |
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fujoshis are cute but make sure she doesnt wind up getting gay nigger aids from them (´・ω・`) |
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彡⌒ミ | 彡⌒ミ |
Today I dreamed that angel chick posted her address here and invited all heyurizens to play UNO in her house. I went there because she lived near me but since I am afraid of talking to women I went equipped with a full body medieval armor, with only my eyes uncovered. Despite the idea of inviting heyurizens to your house being terriftying, about four people showed up besides me and we had a fun time together. Others went as far as the doorstep but were too afraid to enter and left.
The next day she said someone had leaked her address to the stubble site and now they were fucking with her and her family.
The lesson of this dream is: don't invite heyurizens to your house.
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I was happy this morning because in my dream i got to visit a skyscraper. I wandered around the lobby and found a big container with trash in it, and in betwen the trash there where two metal hammers in very good condition wich made me ultra happy because you would never find that kinda stuff in the trash and good hammers always come in handy. After checking around a bit more i found some broken earbuds too wich i could use to fix other broken earbuds i had so i was alreday very glad. And heading back home i found before leaving the hobby the old box of a knockoff nes with the console in it and an old chest in good condition too. I was very glad knowing all the stuff i was going to bring home, the two hammers alone made my day. Then i woke up and felt sad because all that trash that i couldnt take home with me to tinker. And now i think about all the stuff i have and how i cant take it with me either when i pass away |
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I just woke up from a dream where I was flying around and noclipping through walls and floors IRL and of course I was using these abilities to watch girls pee and poop in public restrooms. Maybe that's what being an angel in the afterlife is like. One of the girls sitting on a toilet in a restroom stall was somehow able to see me through walls and was staring straight at me even as I flew like 50 feet above her. I came down to meet her and she was scared, like she'd never seen an angel/ghost or whatever I was up close before. I assured her I wasn't going to harm her and immediately started licking her hairy pee-soaked VAGINA. I woke up with a rock hard boner that wouldn't go away for several minutes. |
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Man I had a dream last night that killed me. I dreamed I was at a concert and met my old crush from college that I never managed to date and she was completely in love with me. She held my hand and leaned on me and we found ourselves greatly enjoying talking to each other. But then when I tried to get close to her, she freaked out and isolated herself from me again. I was full of anger and despair. My mind won't let me move on from her and I hate it. |
the url for lounge is funny..,
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/
ayo, dis heyuri dot net, brotha!
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lol tru ( ´ω`) |
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Dis da place 2 be, mon! |
I've come to the conclusion that most of my hardships stem from the cruelty of other people, and that avoiding social interactions will probably help me become a happier person.
I am asking you how do you manage to avoid social interactions without becoming bitter or going insane and where can you find people without hatred in their hearts? ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I was in your position early this year, and made a conscious decision to avoid making friends because I decided I didn't want them |
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play mass multiplayer games like bf1 so it feels like you're playing with and counting on a lot of friends. Also you guys are such retards; it's easy to self occupy and still feel decent about urself. Find hobbies and delete all the PRON on ur tabs |
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sorry to say, but human beings intrinsically desire social contact. whether it be from a girlfriend, friend, or just playing with other random people in a video game. complete social isolation will turn you insane whether you like it or not |
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I think that fucking sucks. I see people talking online and for some reason, something about them bothers me. So I refrain from talking to them. Yet, sometimes, late at night, I find myself wanting social interaction! So I go try and find it only to have these misanthropic thoughts enter my head again and wonder how the thought of wanting to talk to someone resurfaced! |
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We could have a humble house |
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I remember a crowd of colourful tulips |
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As this thread is supposed to be a poetry thread, here are some words that are overused because they are often used for the more supericial forms of these emotions for the sake of their rhyme |
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woe is me |
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moe is me |
since most of the girls grow their hair long till pubescence from birth and cut it, you could create a hair farm
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yes wai. |
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ya wai |
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Hua Wei |
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Heyu wai |
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The pwaice to be |
I always thought like japan was lacking good rock bands. The only good ones I've listened to was Penpals and... well, just Penpals. Most of them are too faggy for my taste.
Prove me wrong, recommend me good j-rock bands.
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I will give my opinion on each one |
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I like Bump of Chicken and The Pillows for regular j-rock music. Given your description, they might not be up your alley. |
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I'm iffy on his other stuff, but I really love this song. |
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EKKUSU JYAPANG |
Eu encontrei essa textboard brasileira praticamente vazia, deveríamos colonizá-la ( ´ω`)
https://mokoich.net/2-ch.html
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POSTING IN A BRASILEIROS FIO |
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Fiz cocô nas calças ao ler este fio. |
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faz muito tempo desde que eu não falo português nas internets |
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fio dolmio |
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temos que popularizar esta textboard (´・ω・`) |
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