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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Koreans are weird. closed-eyes
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>>109439

What a horrendous way to show this information.
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>>109437
I think someone misunderstood my post. i want to clarify. the image was just a decoration there. i was talking about how even though north korea was poor, they don't breed like rabbits of india and africa, and why they can't breed like that, because they are starving and actually dying of starvation in the BEST KOREA.
>>109439
this also contributes to the societal crisis republic of samsung is currently experiencing. the other factor is the corporal culture itself. japanese made a lot of anime about overworking yourself to death, but if you were to compare them, japanese overworking is like a chicken while korean overworking is a dinosaur. they both taste great, but japanese gave me mahiron my beloved
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>>109456
lol, this artist really needs to do some hand studies xd
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what the hell is with koreans and demonizing their own men?
i genuinely dont understand it, korea just seems like hell full of women who are complete pieces of shit
anyways please piss off for reposting twitter articles, the lack of these types of threads is what makes heyuri the only decent place to use
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>>109439
the x axis for s.korea is screwy for no reason, if it was lined up with the rest, it'd show just how dramatic the shift was

>>109760
honestly yeah
I remember on 4chan like 6 years ago people calling to ban Twitter post OPs (which never happened, and I suspect is one of many reasons why the site is unusable shit now)


Anime/Manga@Heyuri
How scary!
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I had to buy these two a while back, for most part as I love teh voice actress behind teh characters! happy
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>>997
were you able 2 get those at a good price or wuz it rlly expensive (scalped)?
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tbh, i find most figures to be "fair price" due to its rarity and in compassion to how expensive they was as brand new. That said, yeah, I did get the for about 15 USD / each, while Uma was more expensive.

I do a daily check at different ebay stores, but best ones are www.ebay.com/str/tsumujikazestore6 (where I bough these 3 )
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yeah, seiyuu behind characters did their werks well too. Especially Yukari-san!
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a trivial thing about its name I just noticed
kaitou tenshi usually written as 怪盗天使 where 怪盗 (mystery+steal) means phantom thief
but kaitou in this anime's name is 快盗 (cheerful+steal), not an actual word


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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i found this on a top-secret women's only imageboard... is it true? ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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I like cute feminine girls with "tomboyish" personality.
Like they look girly but share my hobbies and interests.
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They are so wrong. E.g. Tomoko is a tomboy (I know, this pun is pathetic) with a huge fan base among the so-called "weebs". She's flat-chested and basically looks like a skinny boy. She's into hobbies that often associated with nerd boys (anime/manga/games, including some weird card games). She's bad at girlish stuff like make-up, clothing, dates. And I would rather go out with her than with a woman who's spending all her spare time in a gym.
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Pic rel is how people back in 2007 saw anime tomboys love blush
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>>109636
on top of that, it is ironically a woman's only image board where more than half of the user base are not actually woman.
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this is the fruit of a top secret female only hidden golden era fertile ground imageboard? i am at peace...


2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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loli sex at teh pool nyaoo-closedeyes
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I'm going to the arcade today, and I want to win my cousin some plushies because she collects them and she's really cute and I want to make her happy biggrin
But the arcade we're visiting niggerigged all the damn claw machines. Like, I used to be able to wipe out their machines in one session, but now I can't even win one toy. Is there any technique to winning, or is it all luck based? I usually go for the smaller, rounder plushes, but I feel like whoever stocks the machines purposefully buries those underneath the rest of the toys.
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>But the arcade we're visiting
Is it pic rel or nah?
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>>109678
Eye weesh. I'm not in nippon so there are no game centers here, just a few barcades here and there. The best one near me is half-arcade, half-bowling alley, which is where we're going.
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you basically have to hook some piece of the toy onto the arm, the grip strength is usually bullshit on these units and will only very rarely give you a full strength pull


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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hey, it's that girl from 2hu
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Okina? Junko? or whatever her name was. Sorry, I don't really like the new games, and the new characters are so bland that it's hard to remember them sweat3
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JUNKo (blunt alone)

>>109666
RGB lights anarchocapitalism god stood out as the most colorful, i like girls with hair like hers and headband drool
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>>109667

Be that as it may, Touhou 18 was one of the worst in the recent time. I dread what vile excrement will the senile alcoholic concoct for the 20th game
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>>109680
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Unfinished_Dream_of_All_Living_Ghost
Lol, it already came out. It was so bad I guess no one even cared to tell you about it. dark

Touhou 15 was the last good one with the last great characters as far as I'm concerned. 13-15 were kind of a downgrade from the previous games, but they were still lots of fun and characters like Clownpiece are too eroi to leave out!
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>>109685
>>109687
sad


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Who are you voting for, anon?
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>>109333
astonish
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Thallman
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It's not too late, anon! You can use a time machine! biggrin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_v1mwK5vl0
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Old painter loved lolis, just liek we do, so he has my vote nyaoo-closedeyes


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What is heyuri's favorite historical figure? I like Khomeini
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I love how tragic Philippe Pétain is. A brilliant commander, the most respected figure of the interwar France, who was forced to lead the government after the capitulation to save France from the fate of Poland, did everything he could in his position to mess with the Germans and hardcore collaborators, and according to several accounts even tried to establish contact with the resistance, only to be branded a "traitor, whore and collaborator" in a show trial post war. I also love that his relationship with De Gaulle is literally that of mentor and his apprentice, even though they were on opposite sides. nyaoo-closedeyes

Fun fact: when Philippe Leclerc, a very controversial Resistance general known for executioning soldiers without a trial was posthumously proclaimed marshal, he had to be buried with a marshal's kepi and scepter. When the commission came to the main hat maker of the French Republic and asked to make a marshal's kepi for Leclerc's funeral, he gave them a kepi that Pétain had ordered during the Vichy period and never picked it up. The scepter had to be taken from the confiscation warehouse, and it also belonged to Pétain. Thus, Leclerc, not the nicest historical figure, was buried with the regalia of a defamed hero, whom he hated. Justice exists! biggrin
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ewww... khomeini dark israeli puppet
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This gentleman
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Vladimir Lenin
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Duce


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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What are some fun pics you have that you never really get a reason to post?
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When you see it, you'll shit bricks
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>>109576
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Hello Heyuri
I announce that I am displeased

I have a really tough exam and my professor is almost 80, he barely walks and he doesn't respond to questions while he draws something on the chalkboard because he is almost deaf it appears. He is commonly known as Professor Tutankhamun and he reuses his powerpoint he made in 2007 up to this day and I have an exam tomorrow on his subject and judging by smuggled exams from past years it will be very tough, I hope he recycles a lot so that what ChatGPT spat out for me is good enough.
In addition this semester I have a maths exam encompassing all contents of calc 2 + calc 3 + laplace and sums and series and sums of series in 2 days so one after the other. Although the mathematician was not sleepy like Tut and nobody had any of his past exams or knew anyone who had any so it will be a bad surprise. I will not remember all laplace transforms, I still mistake derivatives and integrals of sin and cos to this day or 1/x and ln and if he adds extra trash into the denominator I will cry and just draw lush flowers on the paper begging him to let me go.

I began learning today and I am not confident whether I will manage to do the absolute minimum to pass in time. If I fail the exams this week and then I fail them the second time next week I get kicked out.
I also am on antibiotics and so I cannot get wasted for the duration of the exams.
I ran out of coke now, no shop is open until some 6 am. I am tired of cramming. I am not happy.
Honestly everyone, learn for your exams a week before and not 2 days before. I know I will get a second chance the following week but I want to get it over with on first try. I also hate my major.
Now I recalled why I wanted to make this complaint. Namely I wanted to fap to lolis but it turns out it is late and I technically got no time to waste. Life is so cruel.
That is the complaint. Thank you for reading.
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>>109644
ganbare! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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All of heyuri is rooting 4 u!
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>>109556
pierdololo, anglikański brzmi jak żarcie klusków, a sie smiejom leszcze z polkiego >:(
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test
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testing


Off-Topic@Heyuri
If you could change your birth year to any year what would it be?
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11/11/1999 because that is what i put as my age on +18 blocks, fastest to type out


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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teh beauty of different languages... astonish
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Je suis Christ!xd
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Can't believe Frankie just outright stole the whole song!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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post blingees and/or picmixes waha
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waha
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waha
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waha
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waha
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inspired by the goth thread?


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Has the not best korea, the republic of samsung really done for?
Their culture is a joke. their women are a joke. their academia is a joke. their fertility rate is a joke. their politics are a joke. their neighbours are a joke. their cities are a joke.
and then there is this dude from twitter that recently got raided by police because his university professor tipped the police of by reporting him "posting indecent things on social media"
https://twitter.com/airkatakana
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I have a nigra colleague who went to worst korea for his holiday and he found out what racism is dark
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Lol I can attest to the other side of this. The West gets a lot of flak, but in actuality Westerners are the least openly racist people out there. The Asian kid in our school was a pariah. Everything he did left him open for judgement. We even judged him for doing the opposite of something we previously judged him for. (To be fair he did weird shit like letting his nails grow really long)

And I remember as a kid we had this little nursery rhyme that went like this.
Chinese! (slit your eyes upward like pic related)
Japanese! (slit your eyes down)
Money please!!! (hold your hand out like a beggar) dance2
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>>109654
I would actually be interested how people from outside the west look at my nation in nature assuming they know it even exists. But it is hard because you need to get physical touch with them and even then they will play a face or get repulsed before even a word being said.

>>109660
Reminded me when as kids we would look at this sign standing at one of nearby roads and call it the 'angry chinese' sign, I miss the times when people were casual about pointing out our innate differences (WW2 jokes were classics of dark humor at that time in my area). We used to exclusively have gypsies as a minority. I never saw any violence on gyppos from my proximity despite everyone joking on them. Only violence by gyppos.

Dad once said that he had to pick up a massacred dude who fought and lost into the ambulance all in blood and broken bones and his car had all windows cracked too. His cop friend said that the dude had a disagreement with one gypsy, I don't even remember details it has been almost 15 years. It got heated, then he gestured a will to fight to the gypsy and gypsy fled to his tenement house. Poor dude did not know he ran for backup. One minute later a swarm of 4 additional young gypsies ran towards him, beat and left him. He is now paralyzed, no idea about sentences. Town of 7000 people sweat
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>>109660
I used to teach English as a second language to refugees and I remember one nigra from Cuba who heard I could speak Japanese and she did those slant eyes and said "wow... Japanese... all look same!"
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Koreans are weird


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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evar wonder how 2 maek chocolate cakey? well you are in luck becase through lomng hours of experimentation i haev invented a new recipe. it was a long process full of long sleepless nights trying slightly different combinations of shi-- toppings. So here is the recipe...


STEP 1.FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKING CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE OR EVEN COOKING AS A WHOLE! (except operating a oven)
STEP 2. get loli, if one is not immediately available then abduct one. specific age doesn't matter as long as they haev a virgin loli body
STEP 3. get human shit, this will be important later. Get medium soft shit, runny shit is yucky and not of much use. Get rock-hard shit for extra decrative toppings / cake decoration
STEP 4. CAKE POWDER. it should be at your store.
STEP 5. aquire milk cockolate. should b ez to get.

NOW COOKING BEGINS biggrin

STEP 6. put a large 1m radius bowl and pour it all into the bowl.
STEP 7. pour one jar of (fresh) milf milk into the bowl.
STEP 8. drizzle loli love juices into the mixture, it will increase sweetness in the final product.
STEP 9. MIX IT ALL
STEP 10. puit the bowl into a oven, at a temperature of around 300 degres celcius for around 30 minutes,.

TIEM 4 ICING happy

STEP 11. get another mixing bowl
STEP 12. put the full block of chocolate into it. make sure to fondle it so it's soft.
STEP 13. NOW THE FUN PART... put all the shit in.
STEP 14. If it doesn't get "soft" enough like icing then put more love juices in to make it more runny which will work better as icing.
STEP 15.if you waited 30 miunutes already then take teh bowl out of oven, tip it over so you get the cake out, the cakey should be round like a supple ass... banana

FINAL PART dance2

STEP 16. slather the whole thing in the shit-icing with a spatula or whatever. Use your hands if you can be bothered...
STEP 17 (optional). put the hard shit stools on it around in a circle on the top.
STEP 18. ???
STEP 19. sell it for profit


If you haewv any suggestions for the recipe then please contribute... it feels too bland still, not enough flavbour... closed-eyes it shall be improved until it reaches objective perfection. Kami-sama will enjoy it by then.
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>>109570
burned hair drool
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>>109570
>Did i do it right?
looks good, but what is teh blood on the right?
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>>109607
Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
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>>109609
>Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
unless you liek your cakey being sour then you'll have to find another little girl
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lolicons would enjoy eating that kind of cake but would lolis?


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