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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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twinz
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Cartoon heroes - by Aqua!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Chuunibyou are enlightened beings. The age of second year in middle school represents a state when the mind of a young person is in a state of extreme spiritual openness and begins opening up an awareness to higher realms of existence. Only the truly gifted can sustain their chuuni powers into adulthood.

Do you have any habits that allow you to sustain your spiritual gifts? Whenever there's a particularly impassioned and verbose villainous speech in a game, I tend to make this "claw" gesture and pretend I'm the one giving it. The first one I can remember doing this for was during all of Kerrigan's monologues in the original StarCraft and Brood War.
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I see myself as a vampire loli from Gensokyo
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>>112125
I see you as a faggot
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i has magic nyaoo-closedeyes


2D Cute@Heyuri
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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YouTube recommendations strike again rolleyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVbOXjNc2_c
Is anyone else getting ads inside their video player now? Fuck's up with that shit nagato
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xd which one of you is this?
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>YouTube recommendations strike again
LOLZ
>Fuck's up with that shit
i already quitz youtube aeges and aegs ago... it sux


Lounge@Heyuri
1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the fucker get's in your
way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and
watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just
put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying.
It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor,
with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican
without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the
stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the
air.

2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't
really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it
defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz
everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some
diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab
of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat
will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't
reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so fast
it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the cat's
tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can glue
it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his head
and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain reaction?)
Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all dangling up,
all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in turn, will
make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get it?). But
that's kinda mean.
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7 -- Buy 10 lbs of super strong catnip concentrate and thousands of dollars worth of the most fun cat toys ever and spread it all over a room that the cat can't get into, separated from the cat only by a screen door. That'll piss it off.
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8 -- Mindbreak the cat! With your cock! (・∀・)
This isn't torture anymore, I guess, but that's more than fine.
Why would you torture the cat?
You could (and should) simply replace all of its thoughts with pleasure!
Ensure that the cat can do nothing other than meow for PENIS!

...while you're at it, why not mindbreak your friends and neighbors?
Honestly, life is grim, and we should replace all thinking with fucking!
\(^o^)/

Sentient thought should be abolished in favor of erotic thought! ( ´ω`)
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9 -- Use your cat as a buttplug. That'll piss it off.
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10 -- If it's a male cat, cut it's PENIS off, let it starve and when he's really hungry give him his own PENIS!

You can also rape a female cat with the cut male cat PENIS for lulz. Just do all this before it starts to rot.
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11 -- Cut off his kintama and replace them with firecrackers


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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at teh bottom of every glass...


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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playing pachinko with puchiko always maeks the odds better! biggrin
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What's the deal with pachinko machines? Why do they make so much money? As far as i understand they're just slots machines but you earn toys instead of money
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>>111950
you can exchange items you won at the parlor (such as plastic prize chips) for cash in a separate (nearby) location

legally, it's basically
1: you get your prize from the pachinko parlor
2: you sell the prize for cash elsewhere
which gets around the legal restrictions on the shops just handing out prize money
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>>111958
>legally, it's basically
>1 : you get your prize from the pachinko parlor
>2 : you sell the prize for cash elsewhere
>which gets around the legal restrictions on the shops just handing out prize money
tiem to gets rich off this biggrin
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>>111935
in teh butt...
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>>111944
Maybe he's playing pachinko to get out of there.


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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not the best korea dark


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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rikes! rits the headless spectre!
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My favorite episode is where they catch Neil Armstrong and turns out it was Stanley Kubrick all along nyaoo2


2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I think I noticed the worst thing a man can notice in his life.
My hairline looks kind of different than I remember...

Should I commit suicide and die now with my hair or wait and die then as bald ojisan?
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GO BALD NAO biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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Your Agent 47-ification begins nao.
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as someone who is 24 and shaving bald, i should have killed myself long time ago


2D Ero@Heyuri
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yomi's tiny butth0le drool
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lies, fat people have loose butth0les
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>>1455
>fat
how dare you!!!! angry


Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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she lieks bread crusts! astonish
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it looks like she haets here sweat2


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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she's hackin Internetz, giving you cloudflare errors
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>>112032
why do we continue to reply alone when there are only two of us in this thread? we can very easily post without the function of replying to the post number, unless all this is a macchiavellian way to make yourself believe that we are two different people when in reality i don't exist and i'm just a figment of your imagination because you have schizophrenia
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The divine imageboard comedy, great job you two. dance
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schizophrenia is silly and preposterous, why would i waste my time wanting a 10/10 otaku fujoshi monmusu gamer wife gf if only i exist? hello, i am not stupid enough to make myself wait this long for god powers, thank you. if only i exist i command you to obey and make good posts! i wouldnt waste my time writing books about finding ultimate power just for it not to work!
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solipsism not schizophrenia!
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nice try lao zi, you fooled half asia but not me


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