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Site Discussion@Heyuri
Making this thread to share a few passionate writings from our previous admins circa 2020 that I inadvertently re-stumbled across - I think these posts do an awesome job of expressing what Heyuri is all about and what its purpose is smile

https://archive.ph/O9P2n
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https://archive.ph/usfor
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Ah, there it is... my beloved Heyuri! biggrin

https://archive.ph/cyZi8


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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>The place to be
Not the place to /b/
FAIL!
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It's the place to /b/! and /q/! and /o/! and-


Site Discussion@Heyuri
>Websites prove their identity via certificates, which are valid for a set time period. The certificate for heyuri.net expired on 14/04/2022.

>Error code: SEC_ERROR_EXPIRED_CERTIFICATE

Certificate """""authorities""""" are such a racket -_-
http://michael.orlitzky.com/articles/in_defense_of_self-signed_certificates.xhtml
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Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

a bit late but congratulations
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>>61164
Congratulations, you won a strangling!
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>>61165
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I still can't believe it freaking expired
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>>61204
>Certbot stopped working in Russia, we have to renew certs manually now


Site Discussion@Heyuri
Test to see if transparent parts of pictures work right
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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WOWE!
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We are working on getting thumbnails to work best in terms of size and quality. We are trying to make so only transparent PNG files will have .png thumbnails

I say we but it's actually all being done by one developer - bobman, so express your thanks to him
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Thx bobman-san, u rock biggrin
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Testing lack of kolyma jump on new links
https://img.heyuri.net/q/


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN cry
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you were seconds away from a loving wife for all eternity
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did anyone notice when it disappeared
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/dating/ was baleeted alongside /a/, /v/, /f/ back in November to help consolidate our activity (not that /dating/ ever had any activity sweat2)

See https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=g&f=202111.dat and search for "/a/"


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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The default font on /vote/ does not support alternative text (see pic) which makes some polls hard to use without manually changing the text. Could the default font or a new style be edited to allow it?
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Isn't it because the vote script itself is using something like ISO-8859-1 character encoding internally instead of UTF-8 when generating the results images?

It would probably be best to rewrite the script to use HTML/CSS instead of images, but changing the character encoding may or may not be simpler
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>>61101
i have no clue lol


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Subject explains it all, I will now cure AIDS from warota.php: https://2ch.cx/warota.php iyahoo
This ayashii discussion is explaining our reasoning in good detail: https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=2629&c=58
I will be check all new uploads from now on, but I may not get all R8 breaking posts that was uploaded in the past. Feel free to report them ITT

ワロタ
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someone PLEASE delete this shitty ironic twitter wojak soy modern 4chan nu-meme
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>I will be check
checking*
>>61077
Nice try Takeshi-kun
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>>61077
Dunno man I actually like making fun of south koreans
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>>61079
It's making fun of a notorious Japanese troll/spammer/lolcow who regularly shits up Japanese imageboards - they just put a South Korean flag on his head cuz the Japanese call everyone they don't like either Korean or Chinese xd


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Hello,

kaguya recently visited us at wapchan.org and we do think partnering would help grow our boards. We look forward to having good times together with you all.
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hi
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Welcome!
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I liek early 2000s the best, it's good to have a like minded friend site biggrin
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cute!!!!
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thanks xd


Site Discussion@Heyuri
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ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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(;´Д`)

Password of this post is
(;´Д`)
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Jaguar
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Jaguar
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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this thread was made by waja. naut me. ヽ(`Д´)ノ


Site Discussion@Heyuri
Heyuri banning general threads hurts activity. You cant expect someone to make a new thread every time they want to talk about something small. Small stuff turns into big stuff, and thats how stuff gets rolling
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Lurk (and post) the fuck moar!
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>You cant expect someone to make a new thread every time they want to talk about something small
But they should! Creating a new thread doesn't take much more effort than making a new post
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Japanese-style Bulletin Boards: An History
Written by: an Heyuri user

Stage 1 - Humble Beginnings:
Make a simple online bulletin board that lets users post messages on teh interwebs, display them in chronological order (minibbs/ayashii world is here)

Stage 2 - Maturity:
Create response feature so that replies to a post are attached to that post as a reply thread rather than being seperate posts, threads get bumped to the top of the index when a new reply is made (amezou/2ch/imgboard is here)

Stage 3 - Didn't Stop To Think If They Should:
Implement thread auto-update feature so users can see new posts in fast-moving threads in real time on the most popular bulletin boards without having to manually refresh or risk threads expiring before the latest replies are seen (4chan/futaba + extensions is here)

Stage 4 - LOL MY BRAIN A STOOPIDZ:
Be a n00b and/or retarded, start treating reply threads on every bulletin board as if they're entire boards/chatrooms in and of themselves, prop threads up for days/weeks/months(/years!!!) until they have hundreds of replies each (most of which have nothing to do with the original post), expect them to be recreated once they're expired, ask others to do the same (OP is here)
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>>60951
Stage 5 - ???
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You've found me!


Lounge@Heyuri
The best Chuunibyou visual novel ever made.
Imagine a mix of Persona 3 with Tsukihime.
The opening is SUGOI as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZE7gCO1hwI
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every thread deserves a reply
(*^ー゚)b


Lounge@Heyuri
I tried masturbating a couple of times but never managed to have an orgasm, so I always assumed I was sexually impotent. Today, however, I hid myself in one of the bathroom stalls of the shopping mall and waited there to hear and sniff other men shitting. One moment the guy next to me let out a big wet fart and I started masturbating and eventually ejaculated. A lot of liquid game gushing out and I nearly dirtied myself whole.
I am a bit disturbed. Does that mean I am gay? Of course not, because the only reason I chose the men's bathroom is because I don't have the balls to do this in the ladies' one, and since I can't see their faces it's easier for me to just ignore this aspect altogether. But even then, why couldn't I masturbate with hetero pornography?
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Okay whole thread is pretty gay but I was 14 till I could cum so don't worry OP :3
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>>11476
I'm sure you could cum earlier than that, you just didn't figure out how to beat your meat properly until 14.
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OP is quite literally a faggot
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OP is quite metaphorically a straight
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>>11480
Actually i learned how beat my dick the correct way when on 4chan at 12 because it was a video of a Argentinan jacking off.


Lounge@Heyuri
what is your favorite foods, heyuri? feel free to post recipes as well. ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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brie cheese and pear risotto
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Dippy eggs and toast.
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magical cake dessert treat recipe ★★★★☆ 20 mins preparation time, serves two

hope ingredients:
100 grams love
250 grams happy
100 grams nice
combine in a small bowl, set aside

peace ingredients:
300 grams hugs
230 grams kind
1 wish (upon a star)
stir until soft smiles form

combine peace and hope ingredients, incorporate fully, imbue with aspiration for 13 mins

set aside to cool for 5 minutes

serve while warm and gentle
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hexed cake dessert treat recipe ★★★★☆ 20 mins preparation time, serves two

despair ingredients:
100 grams hatred
250 grams sad
100 grams mean
combine in a small bowl, set aside

war ingredients:
300 grams punches
230 grams anger
1 wish (that will never come true)
stir until horrid screams form

combine war and despair ingredients, incorporate fully, imbue with desolation for 13 mins

set aside to cool for 5 minutes

serve while cold and hard
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...(・A・)


2D Ero@Heyuri
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choose ur boobs!
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my fav are loli boobs -> big b00bs, in that order
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ritemost!
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second one from teh right cool
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I'll take the far left since they aren't getting enough love! They're a little small, but they'll have to do...
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This is hypnothic, I can't stop watching their boobs jiggling dizzy


Site Discussion@Heyuri
Kagy why do you keep adding random shit to Heyuri, litaralley no one asked for the ip feature
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>>67232
Because it decentralizes Heyuri culture, /a/ and all the ero boards. I remember how Kaguya (Along with all of us) prided himself in how every subsection of the site had a completely diferent purpose.
Plus, i remember an Anon distressed because of how the faster post count after 2022 didn't allow him to read every single thing on /b/. I weep for him cry
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i like /a/ as it gives more freedom for post to stick around. It gives more space for discussion.
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>Because it decentralizes Heyuri culture, /a/ and all the ero boards
That's one of the reasons why we waited until the overboard was rebuilt - now u can browse all boards at once! biggrin
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>>67234
why is everyone ignoring my super cool solution that fixes everything????? angry
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>anti-samefag/troll tool that Futaba and other Japanese boards have
japs don't care about leaking their IP bc they are not scrutinized by their shitty government


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