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Lounge@Heyuri
i've always thought of this question so i wanted to see if anyone has thought the same OR has an answer ( ´ω`)
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little ceasars
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i've always wondered why we have not come up with kibble meant for humans. you'd think after hundreds of years of advancement, we could come up with an easy-to-consume food in pellets form that contains all the calories and nutrients you need for a day, so you can do whatever the heck you want and not be bogged down by the eventual need for a meal or snack break ( ´,_ゝ`) life would be a lot more efficient that way, right? maybe the only reason why this hasn't been created is because humanity loves to make and eat food so much, it's one of the finer joys of being an advanced species to enjoy many different flavors and textures. i think the closest real-life equivalent is protein bars, which are usually tasty but not that filling, or meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out
Are you sure the diarrhea isn't just caused by the artificial sweeteners in the shakes? If there are any shakes that include a few grams of fiber that should cancel out any laxative effect and make your turds solid, despite not eating any solid food.
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>>12820
I think fullness is at least partially defined by the volume of food consumed, so a few pellets wouldn't cut it, even if they have all the nutrients and calories you need. This is why snacking on junk food gets people fat; you feel like you haven't eaten that much, but it's more calories than a full meal.
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kimchi ( ´,_ゝ`)


2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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They should invent a method of preparing the chicken's PENIS and it could be dubbed Chicken a'la PENIS.
Alternatively, McDonalds could release a chicken nugget shaped in a phallic formation and name it the Chicken McPENIS (prototype pictured here)
Anyways what do you guys think of my ideas and what other cool food ideas do you have?
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Cocks don't have a cock, they have a cloaca closed-eyes
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>>118675
PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
finding out that most birds don't have dicks has been an eternal disappointment ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>>118702
lol, the link broke
oh well
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>PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
>Another explanation put forward by two scientists in the 1970s is the sexy son hypothesis. This states that a female chooses a mate, not because of traits that would make him a good father or because he would produce healthier offspring of both sexes, but simply because he will provide her with physically attractive sons.
The sexy son hypothesis, uh... Does that mean that female birds are shotacons??
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>>118657
There's no fryer in the world large enough to fry up one of those, at least assuming my own PENIS is representative of the typical human male, I don't go around looking at other PENISes lolol


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I got admitted to a degree program with Ritsumeikan University

This would've been my dream in middle school but I'm not even into anime anymore dark

Either way, I have to learn Japanese (after swearing myself after my last study abroad i would never learn another language cry )

Have any of you been to Kyoto? I've heard its really nice, but then again people have a tendency to exaggerate anything related to Japan closed-eyes2
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>>118684
Moldova or Brazil?
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>>118715
>IELTS is really important, study your ass off for that. You should really take a course for IELTS because if you don't know the structure of the test you will do bad even if you have good English.
I have got a cambridge certificate, doesn't that do anything?
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>>118716
dang it, you can see right through me
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>>118717
I'm not the guy you replied to
I got Cambridge one too and people care, ielts is temporary from what I know while Cambridge is valid for life
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Southern boy ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>118645
>>118649
lol OWNED x3


2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Anime/Manga@Heyuri
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Resuscitate chiyo, quick!
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I'd give her mouth to ANUS angry
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>I'd give her mouth to ANUS
try ANUS to ANUS
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if I quickly peed in the pool then stabbed a syringe full of air into my empty bladder and jammed my cock into her throat and dickfarted air directly down her windpipe it would probably be much more effective than mouth to mouth so despite the dirty looks I would get from everyone it could be the difference between life and death
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>>2216
>stabbed a syringe full of air into my empty bladder
that begs teh question, how much air can a human air-bladder hold before popping?
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I'd stick my cock in her if it'd wake her up. Honestly, I'd do that if she was already awake!


Off-Topic@Heyuri
any fans of the newer idol group Cutie Street?
maybe 3D is not so popular here, but they've been showing up on my feed a lot and they are winning me over. ヽ(´ー`)ノ

they have videos of some of their lives on youtube and i appreciate how "real"/amateur they feel. i don't know how to phrase that in a way that doesn't sound bad, i mean it in a good way! their performances are very cute and they look like they're having a lot of fun!!

so ... かわいいだけじゃだめですか? xd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsSuwHAy3Jg
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>>118687
Even at 5% volume, my ears got BTFO. cry
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3dpd but still cute nosebleed


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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I haxx0red my own interwebs so it's faster. cool dance2
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>>118685
how many internets is that?
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>>118699
Liek, a billion.
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>>118704
A billion IPS (internetz per second)! That’s a lotta internetz!! astonish
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>>118704
>Liek, a billion.
what about a trillion internets?


2D Cute@Heyuri
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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Flash@Heyuri
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2D Ero@Heyuri
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>>2500
bonsai reimu
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>bonsai reimu
raise a woman inside a box and get awesome results


Off-Topic@Heyuri
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Take a seat
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the perfect toilet, it even has a bidet
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*PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
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>>118690
sonya isn't pissing, yasuna is 😓
none of it is reaching the toilet because of where yasuna is lol
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I wish there was more toilet humor in japanese media, it's so rare outside of fetish porn
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Whats is her mouth connected to? glare


Flash@Heyuri
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My dog died today :(
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>My dog died today :(
crycrycrycrycry
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sorry about your dog


Flash@Heyuri
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its just one of those days
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GIVE ME SOMETHIN TO BREAK


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